Palm Springs Sluts Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/10/2008

A disappointing product from one of our present day bareback companies.
The opening scene has the best looking duo in young performers Jason Mitchell and Casey Woods. Unfortunately it is the shortest scene and neither seems interested. There is no cocksucking. As soon as they enter the room Casey bends over and Jason fucks him. We don’t even see entry—which as I’ve always maintained is de rigueur for fuck films, especially bareback ones. We cut to the missionary position and it’s soon all over.
The resident twink of the company, Jarod Steele is paired with young blond, Caleb Daniels, and they too make for an attractive duo. Unlike the previous duo these twinks do suck dick and when the fucking beings (Jarod topping Caleb) we do see entry. But it’s another boring fuck.

Those of you who’ve read some of my other reviews know that I have a thing for Alan Gregory. But I didn’t recognize him here. Gone is the curly blond hair—it’s straight and brown now. He also has a mustache and goatee and the taut body is plumpish and soft. (O, how the mighty have fallen!) He is teamed up with the very hairy (and thankfully slim) Duke Savage and the equally hirsute Alessandro Teradyne. (I would love to see a film in where Allesandro’s long hair is not in a pony tail but hanging free. After all what is the point of growing hair long if you are going to tie it up?) Alan fucks Duke (which is a bit unusual for him in these films as he more often bottoms). However, while he is fucking Duke, Allesandro starts fucking him. Alan then gets a missionary fuck form Allesandro and sucks on Duke’s dick.

Jarod now gets together with two black studs: Jake Harris and Big Ben Gunn. Jake is hot. Big Ben is as his name suggests—roly-poly. Unfortunately when he fucks Jarod it is photographed from the back and Ben has the ugliest asshole I have ever seen on man or beast. It is truly gross and so it’s impossible to get excited watching Jarod getting fucked. (I also don’t understand why if one is with a hot little fuck like Jarod one needs a cock ring.)

Regrettably when we see cute young Caleb in the shower it is Big Ben who comes in to fuck him. Had it been Jake, I might finally have gotten off.

The sad thing is that (with a single cast change) this might have been good if any one really cared to make it so. But they didn’t. And that should anger us.