Paintball Babes Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  3/22/2007

Starring: Anna Malle, Goldie Summers, Michelle Phillips, Phoenixxx Black, Jessie James, Vince Voyeur, Hank Armstrong.

Pros: Anna Malle, Goldie Summers’ slow blow jobs, outdoor sex

Cons: Deceptive promotion, the female ‘star’ of the film (based on screen time) can’t carry a film, poor production quality, lack of chick ID, paint ball thrown in as the mediocre porn backdrop, more cast on the boxcover than in the sex scenes, I usually interpret ‘Cast Bios’ as being plural

Why I bought it: Ummm…I actually can be a sucker for things that suggest nude sports in a softcore way. I thought I’d try some hardcore that suggests nude sports.

False Advertising Alert? I count five female names on the box cover, but there are only four girls in the sex scenes.

Overall: This DVD is pretty much what you would think it would be, mediocre porn (at best), with paintball used mostly to somehow create breaks between the sex scenes in some form of plot. Anna Malle is by far, the most known of the girls and she does grace (kinda odd word to use in a sentence with Anna Malle, I know) two scenes. The first is on a boat with some dude and it is only around five minutes long. The second is a fairly hot three-way with Vince and Goldie. Oddly enough, Goldie Summers is the main female performer. She has three sex scenes. In addition to the one mentioned, she fucked Vince in the woods when he offered to show her his ‘balls’ and she had a lesbian scene with ? on the paintball field after a disagreement over the game. Goldie has her attractive qualities, but I can’t see a DVD with her as the central character. The remaining scene was with Vince and ?#2 indoors on the couch. I thought ?#2 was a pretty hot with a nice ass and perky tits.

But what about the paintball? There are some scenes of people playing paintball, or at least shooting paintball guns and occasionally Anna Malle whips out a tit or two.

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