Packers Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/10/2004

When I heard that Titan was doing a film called PACKERS, I immediately thought the action would take place in a meat packing plant. Instead it takes place in a warehouse where they are packing Pjur Eros lubricant, a Titan product, a sample of which is included with the DVD. But the film is not a hard sell on lube. Sex is the main thing and there’s lots of that here. In fact no one seems to do much work at all in this warehouse and it’s a wonder there’s any lube left to pack. And it turns out that I wasn’t really wrong at all. It IS a meat packing plant, after all.

The film begins with former twink Brad Benton making a delivery. Hearing Marcos David and Mario Ortiz arriving, he hides behind some cartons. Marcos and Mario are typical Titan men, buff with some hair on their torsos, ruggedly handsome. Both sport large uncut dicks. Brad becomes engrossed when Mario goes down on Marcos. When Mario stands and places his own skin-covered wonder on top of Marcos’ and starts jacking them both off, Brad—accidentally on purpose—makes a noise that alerts them to their masturbating audience. A not-at-all-reluctant Brad is pulled into the action and is soon going down on both cocks. The greedy little bugger even tries to get both in his mouth at the same time. All the while Brad’s boner is even stiffer than theirs. Mario rims Brad’s ass to prepare it for assault; and after he has widened Brad’s hole considerably with his sturdy truncheon, he switches ends with Mario. Brad’s cock is still stiff and twitching no matter whose cock is in his mouth and/or ass. Laying the insatiable little slutboy on his back, Mario goes for seconds and sucks Marcos as he does so. As Mario continues to fuck Brad, Marcos gets behind Mario and inserts his cock into the fucker’s pounding ass. Now that’s what I call a Manwich! Even after these guys all cum, they’re not finished. Marcos sits down on Mario’s cock until it’s Brad’s turn to fuck Mario. It’s soon a second coming for all, with Marco licking his spunk off Mario’s back.

Gee, at the start of scene two it looks as though someone is doing a bit of work, but, no, the erstwhile workers P. J. Dixon and Asoka collide with one another as though one’s lips were iron and the other’s were a magnet. These guys are Grade A beef—perhaps, a little too beefy for my taste, but not for others. These guys are so turned on that even rimming ass caused them to lose their loads, but this doesn’t prevent Asoka from screwing Dixon’s ass. Dixon keeps his jockstrap on the entire time, but his dick has popped its pouch.

Andy Dill is swiping some lube and oiling up his dick when Rick Randy catches him and joins in the fun. They too seem to have magnetic lips. (We learn in an interview in the extras that they—especially Andy—were really turned on in this scene, and it shows.) Andy applies some lube to Rick’s manly tool. Both have nice hairy chests. Both are wearing jockstraps, and once again we have a scene where they never come off. (The jockstraps, of course, not the men. The men come off plenty.) Now, I like to see men in jocks as well as the next guy, but when they start having sex, I like ‘em naked. Pubic hair is a far greater turn on than a patch of white material! And the directors shouldn’t repeat a gimmick. Rick and Andy have a tit-tweaking endurance test and then begin playing with one another’s cocks for far too long a time. Rick has a nice long one. He delivers a no-hands cum shot while Andy is sucking him off. Andy jacks off. Whereupon Rick lays him back on a worktable and screws him royally. Still having plenty of spunk, Rick cums again.

At five o’clock the men stop working. (When did they ever start?) It’s time for a five man orgy featuring Tyler Boots, a hot guy with a hairy chest and both nipples pierced; Nick Costes, a feral looking dude with both ears and his tongue pierced; Erik Campbell, a slender handsome black; Joey Russo, a scruffy hunk; and Troy Banner, whose ultra white skin contrasts with the others—he also has the biggest cock. Troy, Erik, and Nick start out together while Tyler and Joey get it on. Tyler fucks Joey, who cums in the process. Tyler shoots his load on Joey’s beard and chest; then leans forward to lick it all off. The scene is reminiscent of Titan’s ManPlay series in that everyone fucks and gets fucked before the scene is over. There are no exceptions here. Versatility triumphs. It’s a great scene.

As always Titan is generous with their extras. Giving us a déjà vu cum shot section, the examples of Brian Mill’s photo shoots, a brief behind the scenes, and a couple of interviews, etc.

I loved the cum eating and the no-holds cum shots, and of course the hunky performers. I wouldn’t classify this as one of the studio’s major films, but PACKERS will not disappoint.