Over 30 and Dirty Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/30/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 87 Min. (cover states 92 min.)

Production Date: 2 / 5 / 2005

Director: Daniel Dakota

Cast: Mandy Bright, Lexi Lamore, Chelsea Zinn, Lisa Sparxxx, Victoria Givens, Kris Knight, Jerry, Trent Soluri, Jean ValJean, and Brett Rockman

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve always preferred women to girls. I’m really looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s okay, and would have benefitted from dirtier scenes.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting women who are obviously women rather than girls or grannies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting very old looking women or nasty sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and I don’t think I noticed any background noises. The video is a bit more problematic. It has just a hint of grain, but the lighting isn’t the most consistent throughout it. There’s also several portions of the movie where the cameramen start to come into view.

Music: The music is okay. It’s a bit loud and times, but it doesn’t seem overly familiar like so much other porn music. It rarely interferes with the scenes, and often helps them out a little.

Menus: The menus are okay. The main menu has a little animation combined with a still that doesn’t give all that good of a first impression. The chapter menu isn’t any better, and gives you the generic clip and chapter number.

The Feature

Over 30 and Dirty goes with a simple, all sex approach. The scenes normally have a very quick lead-in to get them started, and often work in some nice teasing as well. The only thing to connect the scenes is that they all feature women who are over thirty.

Scene 1 - Victoria Givens and Trent Soluri

Victoria, a hot dark haired brunette with well sized bolt-ons, starts things out playing a little pool before having her kid’s friend Trent massage her legs to help out with a little soreness from a tough workout at the gym. He immediately notices that she doesn’t have any underwear to cover up her bald beaver and lets her guide his hand to it before sucking his fingers. She lets him drop down to tongue her twat before trading places with him so that she can suck his long mushroom headed cock. Victoria rides Trent reverse cowgirl style before letting him fuck her from behind and on her back. Finally, Victoria takes a nice facial from Trent that she doesn’t shy away from in the least. When he’s done hosing her down she leans forward to makes sure his balls done have a single drop left in them.

Not surprisingly, Victoria does a great job here. She looks fantastic and puts out an energetic scene with some nice chemistry. My only complaint here is that Victoria doesn’t squirt. Victoria is well known for being one heck of a hot squirter, and when she doesn’t squirt in a scene I find myself wondering how much she enjoyed the scene. Even without the squirt this is a pretty hot scene and one of the best in the movie.

Scene 2 - Chelsea Zinn and Jean ValJean

Jean helps hot blonde Chelsea with one of her regular workout sessions. He pays some nice attention to her fantastic ass to make sure it gets nicely toned, and helps her stretch as she inquires about how sex is for an exercise. As she squats over his face, Chelsea gets hot and strips off her shorts, which also lets Trent start to eat her bald pussy. She bends forward to suck his cock and take it into her throat before impaling her pussy on Jean’s cock reverse cowgirl style. Jean takes Chelsea from behind next before having her bounce on it cowgirl style. Jean finishes things up fucking Chelsea form behind before decorating her face as she looks up at him with bright eyes and a naughty smile.

This is a pretty average scene that I really wanted to like more than I could. Chelsea is smoking hot and has a fantastic natural body. She puts some nice body language into fucking Jean, but she overdoes her vocals to the point that I couldn’t help but doubt them. Thankfully she has some great eyes at the end which gives me more hope for the scene.

Scene 3 - Lexi LaMore and Kris Knight

Implanted strawberry blonde Lexi starts things out in some hot black lingerie talking about how she’s going to play with herself all day. After fucking herself with her vibe a little, she’s interrupted by door to door salesman Kris. She lets him in and has her help her out a little, and lies back on the couch for him to suck her tits and eat her pussy. She gobbles his knob in return, breaking only to help him strip down completely. Lexi starts fucking Kris in the cowgirls, and even mixes in a little partially standing reverse cowgirl before letting him fuck her from behind. They finish things up in pile driver before Kris showers her with his seed.

This is a pretty forgettable scene. Lexi is perhaps the oldest looking girl in the movie, and unfortunately she also turns out the weakest scene. She comes off fairly fake and just didn’t seem too into the scene. This scene didn’t do a lot for me.

Scene 4 - Lisa Sparxxx and Brett Rockman

Brett starts things out letting Lisa do his hair at her house. They talk about some of her more perverted clients, and Brett talks her into teasing him a little like she wanted to do to one of her other clients as he sits back. She blindfolds him, rubs her body against his, and kisses his nipples before undoing his pants. Lisa also tease Brett with her tits before finally letting him suck them while she strokes his cock. She moves down to mouth Brett’s bone before letting him give her ass a spank and riding him in the cowgirls. Lisa lets Brett fuck her tits before he gives it to her missionary style, and after a little more titty fucking lets him fuck her from behind. Finally, Lisa gets down to take a facial finish from Brett while giving him some very nice eyes.

Lisa is a lady who’s been doing an impressive job lately. She puts some very nice energy into her scene with Brett and looks like she’s having a lot of fun. The highlight of the scene for me was the tease, which was fun and moved along nicely. She looks like she’s put some weight on below the belt, and with how she kept her top on and some of her curves I couldn’t help but wonder if she was pregnant here. It’s either that or she’s put on a little too much weight since it started going to the wrong place. This is an above average scene, but doesn’t get too far beyond that.

Scene 5 - Mandy Bright and Jerry

When Jerry shows up to fix Mandy’s sink, she does a few dishes above him. He can’t resist her heavenly holes above him, and moves up to eat them as she leans against the sink. He moves on to fuck her from behind before letting Mandy ride him in the cowgirls. Mandy lets Jerry pick her up to fuck her in mid-air before riding him cowgirl style as he sits on the counter. They go back for another doggie style fuck and a little more oral before Jerry lets his one eyed spitting snake throw up all over her face as she watches it with fiery eyes and sucks out the last few drops.

This is a pretty hot scene. Mandy and Jerry have very nice chemistry and both seem to really be into each other. Mandy is right on the edge for overdoing her vocals, but at the same time they came off feeling real rather than forced. The scene seems a little too dependent on the cowgirls and doggie, but Jerry and Mandy mix it up a little so that the scene doesn’t drag too much. This is a fairly hot scene with some very nice energy.

Over 30 and Dirty is an okay stroke flick. I’ll admit that I went into this one with some pretty high expectations since there’s some very nice talent in the cast with Victoria, Lisa, and Mandy and because I’m much more attracted to thirty year old women who know how to fuck and what gets them off than eighteen year old girls who are still discovering what they can do sexually. You get some of the feeling of the ladies really knowing what they like here, but unfortunately they seem to feel the need to overdo things with their reactions. This left me doubting several of the scenes as well as losing interest in a couple of them before they were done. I was also a little surprised at the tame feeling of the movie. Three of the five girls here are well known for anal, yet none of them get fucked in the ass. My final complaint is the limited positions in the movie. Every scene seems overly dependent on the cowgirls, and when Lexi went into the pile driver I almost fell over out of shock. It’s pretty sad when the most memorable thing about one girl’s scene in a movie is that she did one position that nobody else did. Over 30 and Dirty is a pretty decent porno that’s recommended for people looking for simple scenes with women rather than girls.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts over eight minutes, and gives you about four seconds per very nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Amateur Angels 18, Sex Across America 12, Dirty Little Devils 3, Penetrate Me, Poundcakes, and At Your Service. There’s also a cumshot loop, a bonus scene, weblinks, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly fifteen minutes. It completely mixes up all the scenes rather than focusing on them one at a time. It captures the scenes being set up, shot, and the stars in between and after the shoots. There’s even a few still photos being shot. It’s an okay behind the scenes featurette, but it feels like it would have been much better if it were a little more organized.

Bonus Scene - Brooke Hunter and Don Hollywood

The bonus scene comes from Wet Fantasies. Brooke helps Don, who looks like he could start calling Dave Cummins ‘youngster’ here, out of his pants in a back alley and attacks him orally. He wants to move right on to fucking her, but she insists that he go down on her bald beaver first. After her old man gets her ready, Brooke bounces on him reverse cowgirl style in the alley. She also rides Don cowgirl style when he lays on the alley floor before kicking over a garbage can and laying across it so he can easily spear her sphincter. Finally Don pulls out and sprays down Brooke’s shapely ass.

This is a pretty hot scene, and nicely works into the ‘older doesn’t mean dead’ theme of the movie. Brooke does a great job of playing the dirty slut, and put some nice vocals and energy into it. She’s nicely matched by Don, and together they put in some of the chemistry one would hope for with a real life couple. This is a pretty good scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, toys, titty fucking, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, Adam & Eve’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25, with several stores offering this line of DVDs for around $15. I’d aim low on this one. There’s some okay sex, but I don’t know how much replay value it’s going to have. The technical aspects are pretty good, but they do have a few minor faults. There’s also some nice care put into the extras. This is a pretty well put together DVD.

Note to Adam & Eve: This was a great idea, but please watch your cover claims a little more closely. Also, credits or a cast listing by scene would be a very nice addition.

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