One, The (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/7/2007

Welcome fans to a new Wicked release from director Jonathon Morgan with script credit going to the lovely and talented starlet Stormy Daniels who is fresh off her FAME award win for Best Breasts and good news for us we see those lovely babies in the first scene!! Seems the jist of this one is how hard it is to say three little words, I Love You, and once they're said the troubles and trevails that can accompany this utterance. A strong cast of feature performers with a nice sprinkling of gonzo girls-- Brianna Love, Cassie Young, and Delilah Strong are in this so let's get to it shall we.

Stormy Daniels with Voodoo:

Ok we get started with perhaps the most drop dead gorgeous woman in the cast and Voodoo got lucky being paired up with her. The scene opens with the two arriving home and they are hot'n'heavy from the start as they kiss and pet their way down the hall. Various clothing articles are shed as they get closer to the bedroom. Stormy's topless by the time Voodoo is nearing cock freedom, then it's a little boob appreciation and finally they achieve the bed. The lighting was a bit dark but once Jonathon zeroes in on the pussy you get a good shot of the kittie licking. The energy seems real good too as these two heat it up. Not sure how many times they've worked together but I'm sure it's several and there's nothing better than good chemistry and you're seeing that here. Stormy then gets to use those pretty lips to wetten up his cock and there's a little dirty talk sprinkled in too. Sexwise you get Stormy shown off well in cowgirl and then reverse where those terrific tits do their thing. More good boobage occurs with mish and here the condom's quite obvious but he manages to shed it just in time to spray a healthy load on Stormy's belly. She gets a taste then they bask in the afterglow until she says I love you and oops watch them both do a hasty retreat from that. I meant to say I loved what we did, being here with you, etc! The acting really comes into play here with the dialogue and fans of speaking should get a kick out this. Voodoo is saved by the cell phone!!

Voodoo then gets one of those self awareness awakenings which then gets interrupted by Sunny Lane who is one of his ex's. She's not seen him in years and I'm thinking she is a figment of the ole imagination kind of like Ghosts of Christmas pasts! Sunny is another one that's great with dialogue and you get a nice demonstration of that here. Voodoo wonders why she's here and Sunny explains it all to him, she's here to save him from saying I love you to the wrong person. Voodoo remebers then where their relationship went wrong, him walking in on the outspoken Sunny getting it on with two other hot chicks so we get to watch that bit of sapphic lust unfold.

Sunny Lane, Kelly Kline, & Delilah Strong:

The girls start out talking about the issues of the day so far as global warming goes, you know typical porn chat! Well it's really just a show until Voodoo is gone and out come the g/g toys and they each get one to suck on. Lots of enthusiasm for sure but I'm sad to see the toys out so early. Where's the long slow kissing and oral, guess that's off the table for the most part. There is some boob kissing as the bodies start to enter mingle and ahh Sunny does a little muff diving sans toys on Kelly so thanks Miss Lane I was afraid we wouldn't get much kittie time without the toys. You do see Delilah banging Sunny's twat while she's doing oral and Jonathan gives a good wide shot of this. Having the girls so close together was also good. I might not like the toys but the joy with which all three went about pleasuring each other with them was most admirable and I'm seeing more pussy eating now than I thought so that's cool. You also get some anal play to Delilah's ass then there's a fine shot of Sunny hovering over Delilah and as the toy's drilling for gold you get her licking as well so if there's toy play at least keep up some pussy play with the tongue and they're doing a good job so far. The dirty talk is flying too. They go about this until they kiss and in walks Voodoo as he forgot his keys, hehe. Well they chat a bit longer until we go inside where Stormy's musing on saying I Love you and how she kinda wished she hadn't. This allows her past to leap into the NOW and it's Mr. Pete who speaks.

Stormy plays it like Voodoo wondering how he got there and Pete lets it out he's a figment of the ole imagination. Pete tries to cop a feel which brings about a hand slap away from Stormy. The two discuss their past relationship which fizzled. Seems the relationship was one sided all in Pete's favor.

Stormy with Mr. Pete:

We start with Pete trying to play his PS2 but Stormy's feeling frisky and thankfully he puts down the joystick so his other joystick can get played with and I think he'll enjoy this game much more. Stormy wants him to go down on her but he's all about Pete so she goes down on him first. Stormy always looks good giving head and Jonathan shoots it well. Miss Daniels even works in some ball licking and we get to a very good side angle shot for the bj. Well seems this is only a bj as he quickly pops to her mouth with some great cleanup by Stormy. She's none to happy though with how things ended and gets up and leaves. Well Pete is gone when Voodoo comes back to offer a midnight snack to Stormy and no I don't mean another go around! Voodoo continues to beat himself up in the kitchen about not saying those 3 little words when he's visited by another ghost of a past relationship, it's Cassie Young this time.

Cassie Young with Randy Spears:

We get more good plot driven dialogue here as it seems Cassie's the reason Voodoo's having such trouble now uttering those three words to Stormy as he said them to Miss Young while banging her doggiestyle two years ago and well we don't know exactly how but it does end badly otherwise they'd still be together, I'm sure we're about to find out though why. Yep Voodoo tells her why he's so scarred about saying I love you because he caught her saying them to the TV repair man, Randy Spears. He's always a hoot to watch when he's got some lines to work with, doesn't overplay it. He just lets the natural comedy come out and it's pretty funny. Cassie and Randy make simple cable words like sticking it in the hole sound so perverted and that's where the comedy comes in along with the good facial expressions and how they say the lines. I can imagine it took a few takes to get it just right. Randy is the right man and he's definitely got the right tool for the job!! Cassie pushes him down on the bed and off comes the belt, her top/ bra and we get the extra special cable treatment!

Randy gets a quick tit suck in before Miss Young devours his cock and you can see her gonzo spirit come out in how aggressive she attacks his cock, lots of strong gagging and Randy even works in a little dirty talk and Cassie's pretty good too at letting the words fly. Sexwise with her fine ass cowgirl was very good and mish has her layed out flat as Randy eases his cock in and out. There's a very good shot for reverse, nice and tight on Cassie's wet pussy and we close with Randy splooging all over her tits, Cassie compliments him on the huge load and then says I love you just as Voodoo walks in and he gets a little over the top with his reaction shot but you get the point. Voodoo then correctly points out this wasn't the only time she said it and we get a few more examples of her treachery-- the pizza delivery guy, the pool man, the plumber-- he's there to unclog her dirty pipes-- she said that I shit you not and it was hilarious to hear. Voodoo then says he wants to thank Cassie after all, he won't rush into anything now. She soon fades out and we go to Stormy in the shower-- Oh yeah!!

Katie Morgan & Brianna Love with Evan Stone:

We get the tail end of the shower as she gets out, then she's joined by Evan who is there to remind her that she should have learned from what happened between them. Evan is another fine performer who can carry the dialogue handed to him and he tries to remind her of just how good they had it doing some funny moves. Evan is one lucky guy here fans with these two hotties on either arm. The girls try to leave but Evan says he needs a new firstmate for the yacht he just bought so that gets the girls to stay and their audition would make any Semen proud! The clothes start coming off, Evan's spanking asses and he's right in the middle. There's a little knob polishing, Katie goes for a round in cowgirl while leaning forward to eat out Brianna. The action keeps going with both girls taking pipe and there's a little P2OGM too from Brianna and Katie. I liked the shot with Evan leaning off the couch/chair Brianna's riding him and Katies over his face so again he's getting the best of both worlds here. You do get some anal as well here with Brianna in doggie and reverse. Evan ends the scene nailing Katie in mish before pulling out and the load goes to both faces though it seems Brianna got the most of it and does some strong cleanup too. Of course Stormy then walks in and well he'd fibbed earlier saying that she was his sister when they say a pic of the two of them and Stormy storms off but she doesn't go over the top with her reaction, it was just right as she left the scene.

Nicole Sheridan with Voodoo:

After Evan makes his exit we go to Stormy and Voodoo having the talk they finally needed to have. Stormy wants them to forget about those words she said earlier and this seems to bum him out so he leaves the table. Well as he's picking clothes in pops Nicole Sheridan who lets him know he's still bad at really expressing himself. She reads him the riot act over the ensemble he picks to wear. I sense some real overacting here with Nicole and I'm thinking this is intentional. Cut to a scenario where the two interact on the job which in this case involves Voodoo picking up her laundry, doing other odd jobs. Finally we get to some action, the dialogue here was a bit to much where the other scenes had just the right amount of overplay this one had to much, your opinion might differ.

We get some hot breathy sex though and seeing as how they're a couple in real life -- at least I think they still are, that makes perfect sense. They bypass the pussy eating or bj to get right to the sex which sees mish and doggie before Nicole slides down his pole for reverse anal. This easily becomes cowgirl anal as she turns around and they end with mish anal leading to his pop of several ropes of jizz and he says I love you as he nuts which is a mistake, oops! Well this was the first scene which really didn't do to much for me.

Stormy with Eric Masterson:

Well we cut back to Stormy who has lit a cigarette which promps a visit from someone out of her past, Eric who is channeling Stuart Smalley, you know the SNL character played by Al Franken-- I'm good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it I'm good enough to bang Stormy Daniels!! After chastising her for lighting up we cut to a time when they were hooked up as a couple. Good kissing and Eric is sure to visit those luscious tits for a few sucks. I hope these guys know how good they have it hooking up with this lovely woman. Stormy then does a fine job working over Eric's cock and the sex is most definitely highlighted by reverse cowgirl, then a good spoon continues the hot boobage and we end with him bustin a nut on her stomach. No tasting this time by Stormy but they sure seemed to enjoy this tryst, Eric really did but he's way to sensitive as he sobs in happiness afterwards. This over emotional state is what drove them apart, Stormy was the end all be all to Eric who is still doing the same now even as a ghost, lol. We end with a shot of Voodoo and Stormy having one final talk just as she is about to take off. Well they end it but then we get a montage of shots of them during their relationship and they're all happy shots and this leads to Voodoo bringing her back in and yeah they finally say what they want to and mean it so more hot sex, alas that's a scene we only can dream out as the big fade comes in.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was a good one from the mind of Stormy and executed well by Jonathan. The scenes had good sets ups and the only real over the top acting I detected was from Nicole in her scene with Voodoo. I think to a certain extent there was some overplay in most of the scenes but this one was a little to much for me and maybe that's how Stormy wanted it, mind you the sex itself was hot so I was happy there. Stormy doing two scenes plus a bj was good and the Evan scene with Katie and Brianna had some good moments too. Extra wise you have a bonus scene with Stormy featuring this blond goddess taking on Marcus London in the movie Driven. You get some BTS too along with bloopers from this one and a stills photo gallery and also some starlet galleries so more hot pics of these babes. Well worth a rental if you want a laugh or two along with your sex.