OMG... It's The Flashdance XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/18/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
A young female welder who moonlights at an exotic dance club, the beautiful Breanne Benson, has a chance to make her dreams of becoming a legitimate dancer come true when she encounters a wealthy, though benevolent, gentleman, Rocco Reed, who takes a liking to her at the club. Of course, despite the golden opportunity, the onus will ultimately be upon her to perform and fulfill her destiny. Such is the case in "OMG... It's The Flashdance XXX Parody", an overall-good, 2011 takeoff on the similarly-titled, mainstream flick from the 1980's. Directed by Jordan Septo and featuring an exceptionally sexy female cast (Benson, Nicole Aniston, Lexi Belle, Ash Hollywood, and Chanel Preston), this film delivers in the looks and the fucking departments in spades. Indeed, every lady involved here is top-notch and bangs her heart out from start to finish. Along these lines, Nicole Aniston's raunchy romp with Anthony Rosano is the best of the bunch, though they're all strong...which is good because when it comes to the plot, things do get a little bit threadbare. It's not that there isn't a storyline (...there is...) or that it's difficult to follow (...it isn't...), it's just simply that it's a skeleton of what it could be, and, some might say, should be. This will leave those looking for an adult release that captures the essence of the source material distinctly wanting, though it will work out perfectly fine for those who want something of a story to go along with their sex (...which is admittedly hot...) but don't care much beyond that. Whether the latter is large enough of a group to be meaningful, however, is debatable. As such, this film likely doesn't have enough of a plot to satisfy hardcore fans of features, but it may well have too much of one to keep the gonzo crowd jerking away throughout. It's a bit difficult to identify a specific audience for it, which is a common problem among porn parodies, but I can say that I did like this film and I'm glad that I watched.

In terms of the sex, the blonde, super-cutie of a waitress at the club, Lexi Belle, lets the cook / comedian, Tommy Pistol, into her denim short-shorts in the backstage area. They pound it out orally and vaginally in a handful of sexy positions, before Tommy spurts all over Lexi's luscious lips and chest (Scene One). Nice! In Scene Two, a sleazy, rival club owner, Anthony Rosano, gets up into one of his dancer's, the exquisite Nicole Aniston's, pink miniskirts to prove that she isn't a whore...by more or less treating her like a whore. Regardless, Nicole is utterly stunning here, even as she's taken upon a ratty, red sofa in a back alley, and watching her from start to finish is exhilarating. A sultry, oral and vaginal affair unfolds, with Aniston fucking as well as she looks...which is incredible. This awards-worthy scorcher of a sequence closes out with a dirty, dripping cream pie that oozes from Nicole's pink hole and some of which Rosano feeds her. Oh my! Scene Three brings together the star of the show, the slender and gorgeous brunette dancer, Breanne Benson, and a fellow entertainer at the club, the anime-eyed blonde, Ash Hollywood, in the warm up room. Ash gives the virginal Breanne a steamy crash course in the art of love...with her fingers and tongue...and Benson returns the naughty favor. This one is also smokin' hot. In Scene Four, a dance student at the local academy, Xander Corvus, "earns his scholarship" by going down on the school's head mistress, the awesome, unsung brunette, Chanel Preston, and then fucking her...right in the institution's main lobby. He pounds her orally and vaginally in a variety of positions, ultimately pulling out of her from reverse-cowgirl and spurting all over her pelvis and tummy. After a touch of post-cum head, Xander inserts again and bangs her further (a lot further)...all as the cum glistens on her tummy. He delivers a facial for his second pop-shot of the segment. Hot! Scene Five features a make-up / celebratory boffing between Breanne, who looks just as good taking a cock as she does another woman's fingers, and the super-sensitive good-guy of the flick, Rocco Reed, back at her place on the sofa. Serving as yet another steamy romp, Benson gets the "D" in a variety of oral and vaginal positions...and looks spectacular as she does so. The sequence, and the flick, culminate in a facial for Breanne. Very good!