Old Granny's Young Panties Review

Reviewed by the night owl  on  10/4/2008

Quick Rundown:
Scene 1: Anastasia Sands/Violette Skye
Scene 2: Ginni Lewis/Luna Blanca
Scene 3: Dyn-O-Mite/Diana Richards
Scene 4: Misty Parks/Kathy Jones

Themes: solo/shared masturbation via fingering/dildo/doubledong, oral sex

Plot Synopsis
Scene 1: Violette Skye is a party girl who (after an all night tryst with a club girl) sneaks back home to go to relax and enjoy a little sunbathing. Anastasia Sands is a liberal friend of Violette's mother who shares w/Violette some lesbian experiences of her own before being offered the ripe offer of her girlfriend's daughters' juicy snatch.

Scene 2: Poor Luna Blanca! Her boyfriend only wants to play silly video games while she has steamier things in mind! Help arrives in the form of voluptuous Ginni Lewis who invites her outside for some sunbathing. Things get out of hand when sly Ginni gets out the bottle of lotion.

Scene 3: Dyn-O-Mite is a door-to-door salesgirl with a box full of candy. While Diana Richard looks for some change, Dyn-O finds a cache of sex toys hidden under the sofa cushion. Aghast and embarassed as she is, Dyn-O endeavors to be a quick study in the fine art of the double-dong.

Scene 4: Kathy Jones is searching for the perfect girl to take her out of her humdrum existance into the throes of ecstacy, and isn't going to take "no" for an answer! Misty Parks barely has a chance to get in the door and comfortable before Kathy gets a little out of control!

Overall Impression

A review I read of this talked about how the GILTF's here were some of the ugliest he'd ever seen in porn. I come from a different standpoint--I want to see the age spots, crows nests, and wrinkles--the more, the better! To me, aging gives your whole body a new personality. All the GILTF's who performed in this DVD gave enthusiasm and energy, especially Ginni Lewis who doesn't hold back on some very spicy dirty talk. Unfortunately the same cannot be said about the women they were paired with. Misty Parks is a study in a cardboard box--she looks at the camera blankly throughout her scene, one wonders why she was even cast. It's crap and it should've been left on the cutting room floor. Worst of all, Luna Blanca actually looks like she's in pain during the scene. She continually bites her lip unaffirmingly and squeezes her eyes shut while murmuring dialog without much care as to whether it's believable.

The quality of the video/audio is very good considering this was very likely shot on amateur gear. Locations were alright (housing looks like a suburban area) and costumes/make-up are natural. A simple menu offers scene selection, website information, and a photo gallery. There is no bonus material.