Old Grannies Young Panties 2 Review

Old Grannies, Young Panties: Volume 2

Highlights:

Grannies and Spring Chickens

Data:

2003, Heatwave, 90 minutes

Models:

Tabitha Bleu, Gina Delvaux Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Maggie Star, Lea Stevenson, Greta West, Allison Wyte

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Special Features

Notable Older Damsels: [0/6]

None!!!

Anal Play: [0/6]

2 episodes: dildo drilling of younger girls.

Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6]

None (and thank the Lord for that)

Footsies: [0/6]

None (ditto)

Kissing: [0/6]

None (ditto)

Summary

Purchase Recommendation: [0/6]

Overall Rating: [0/6]

Avoid this video at all costs. Freak show is what it is. One of the worst movies we have ever seen. It is truly horrible. We cannot imagine anything inferior. Honestly. You would have to have some strong fetish to get through this DVD, let alone enjoy it. As if on purpose, the most appalling performers in the whole world wide were picked. Toothless. Tattoed. Fat. Hairy. Dirty. Women in their sixties or seventies whom you wouldn't stand seeing in the nude, let alone in a sexual encounter with young college girls. To puke or not to puke, that is the question. The above screenshot is the only screenshot that is viewable.

We are dedicated to older damsels whom we love so much. That is why we fully intend to let you make informed choices, and honestly warn you against abysmal crap such as this.

Details

This series is not exactly designed to cater to the specific niche of older women fans. Older women, we love. Instead, going to the extreme seems to be the studio's primary aim. There are not too many people who enjoy the sight of very old women, even fewer have the chance to engage in a sexual intercourse with them. Therefore a video which features women over sixty, or over seventy, is by necessity a rarity. Can it be tasteful? Lord, yes. Take Catherine Deneuve as an example. She is still hot and beautiful. We are not averse to films where old ladies make love to young girls forty or more years their junior. That is why we invested in the first installment of the series, Old Grannies, Young Panties 1, to be immediately disappointed. It didn't deliver at all, but the potential was there. In the second volume, they don't even try. The formula seems to be not the more mature, the better, but the more horrifically uglier, the better. The storyline is ridiculous, the sex almost nonexistent (thank the Lord), and hence one is left to wonder: what was the point of it all? And everything could be so different.

Again, a potential is there. To begin, it isn't that hard to find attractive damsels with tight bodies who are over fifty, or more. Exploring the idea of age differences does not imply that extremes must be explored by any means, and that their partners must by necessity be girls around twenty. Is twenty or thirty years' difference what you're after? Well, then, we're sure that pairing the old women with younger women somewhere in their thirties or forties would make for an excellent video, if done well. Thus far, there hasn't been anything on the market of that sort. It would be a dream come true, to see older damsels make love to ladies truly advanced in age. Next, if the grandmother-granddaughter is the storyline model you are after, make sure that there is tenderness between the ladies, kissing, and fondling; in other words — softcore lovemaking is what seems to be most appropriate. An exploration of bodies would also make for a nice game play. Not the ugly freaks, toy rimming, and running about naked which seems to be what this particular video has to offer. Our final advice is to avoid this DVD at all costs. Rent the first installment if you are interested, and see if it is good enough for you to buy. Shall we wait for the next volume? Nope. Would we like to see another studio publish a video of this kind? By all means yes. Make sure your models match Madame Deneuve's class. Otherwise, forget once and for all.