Oink 2 Review

Reviewed by Boner Bud  on  11/24/2004

There are some sequels that just should have never been made. Speed 2 comes to mind, as does European Vacation. You can now add Oink 2 to that list.

The Plot
The plot is that 4 guys meet at San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair and go home to have sex with each other. The men are Kevin Daniels, Tom Braddock, Nate Bruno, and the only returning member from the first Oink movie, cutie Parker Wells. They're all attractive enough, except for maybe Bruno, who reminds me of a cross between Moby and Carrie Bradshaw's gay pal Stanford. Did you ever want to see him naked? Neither did I. The 4 guys suck and fuck in a number of different positions, but the only thing particularly piggy about the film is a cage and a sling. Thankfully, the chapters of the DVD are set up so that instead of taking you to the beginning of a scene, they take you to the orgasms. And the cumshots are really the only interesting thing about this movie - many of them are in-the-mouth. The problem is that it takes a full 50 minutes before we get to see one of them. By that time I was just plain bored. The editing is sometimes choppy, and Well's notoriously long distance cumshots aren't filmed very well.

Overall Thoughts
What this movie desperately needed was more cum and more men! You just can't make a full length movie with only 4 guys. Even one more would have made a big difference. As it is, it's sort of like a poor man's ManPlay. The ONLY redeeming thing about this movie is the cum eating, otherwise I would have given it an even lower rating.