Let's just
be honest from the start. This is just another "8teen" movie; the
girls, clothes, sex and locations are of the usual sort. However, the
man, whether it be director Greg Alves or cameraman Mike Quasar, who does
the usual pre-sex interviews, as is the form of these things, does take
an unusually sardonic, self-aware approach to the chat which makes it
much more entertaining and revealing. It's not "My Life Story", but it's
better than the usual. As for the sex…
Lil Bit More
The tongue in cheek attitude to the porn interview is well in evidence
in the chat with this giggly little blonde, as the interviewer wonders
if the money she's making "taking it in the can in the San Fernando Valley"
will help pay to expand her mobile home. This seems contemptuous in print,
but it's all perfectly jocular, honestly!
Anyway, I was meant to be talking about the sex, right? In the bedroom,
the slightly plain young girl is in girly yellow undies, being pawed by
Alex Sanders. He fingers her soft, round bum, raised as she blows him.
She does indeed take it in the can right from the off, with some pretty
hard fucking in reverse cowgirl. Alex pushes her tiny-titted form through
the usual positions, anal all the way, with some ass-to-mouth and some
cheeky doggy style sex where he has her yelp like a little pup. The pace
slows as they arrive at the finale - a blast of come in her mouth. It's
pretty routine stuff, to be honest.
Cassie Young
Happy, smiley, toothsome blonde Cassie chats openly in an interview that
neatly balances talk of her future plans with discussion of her lovely
natural boobs. It is intriguing to hear that her agent is Dick Nasty,
the same Dick she sucks and fucks as part of her scene in Service Animals
11. That's an interesting business arrangement.
Anyway, into the sex, where Cassie is paired up with Mark Wood, aptly
named and not for his staying power, shall we say. He fingers her and
smacks her sweet ass a little, then gently but firmly controls her head
by the hair as she treats him to some impressive deep, wet oral, and lots
of it. Lifting her long, straight hair like this has the effect of revealing
her elegant neck and dainty ears in stark contrast to the crude cock sucking.
I won't pretend the actual fucking, especially the lumpen Mr Wood's contribution,
is exactly thrilling but it's all good for Cassie watching, and better
when she's on top with her hair swishing around. There are some great
camera angles, getting down low for a fine perspective on her tits. Cassie
gives it a good shot, anyway, and receives the dubious reward of Mark's
load on her face and pierced tongue.
Roxy Heart
A slender French Canadian with plain but pretty looks, unadorned by make
up, tattoos or other porn chic paraphernalia, Roxy is a lively girl with
a great attitude. She wears flimsy black see-through undies on her waif
like frame. The difference in interest value when the guy makes a real
effort could hardly be more obvious, as her partner Mark Davis goes to
town licking and fingering her to make her pale skin go pink all over.
Delightful stuff. And kissing too! I thought that had been forgotten in
this movie.
But let's not pretend this is romance. It's about a good, hard fuck session,
as shown with Roxy's head over the edge of the bed and Mark's dick lodged
in her throat. So she can blow a dick all right, but she does seem delightfully
nervous and shaky as she rides Mark, her nipples noticeably perking up.
She enjoys a little smack on her bum and rides and grinds away, while
muttering saucy things in French. More vociferous vocals inspire concern
about her well being under some hefty thrusting from Mark is offset by
some big smiles. She swallows his come. There's some good stuff here,
nothing outrageous, just good simple porno sex. And the feeling that it's
too short is usually a good sign.
Elizabeth Lawrence and Kitty
On reflection it feels like the chat with this intriguing duo is actually
more interesting than the sex. Elizabeth is a petite Australian brunette
who is in porn because she's lazy and doesn't want to do a proper job.
Kitty is an even more petite Asian-American girl with dyed red hair and
a desire to use her porn earnings to open a private cemetery.
On to the regulation couch (this is a big leather affair with a recliner,
so the seating is better than usual in this movie), Elizabeth and Kitty
are presented with the ready tools of Dick Delaware and Frank Gun. They
suck the boys, Kitty being tiny but amazingly able to swallow down a dick.
I could reel of the list of sex positions used but in truth, while there's
lots of partner swapping during the sex it's all terribly lacking in any
sort of real excitement. Only the odd squeal from Kitty raises any interest.
One thing of note is that Kitty is totally flat chested; she really has
no boobs at all. She also looks less than thrilled taking a load of come
on her face. Wide-eyed Elizabeth, who does have a nice pair of apple-sized
tits, seems happier, but I'm clutching at straws to make much of a case
for this scene.
Kylie Rochelle
From a flat chested waif to a full figured young woman - the very pretty
Kylie Rochelle. Our director/cameraman, on hearing her aim is to become
a paramedic, quips that she can assist her male co-star, as he is injured…mentally
injured, that is! Only kidding, though come to think of it, Mark Wood
does have the village idiot look about him. He's certainly not smart enough
to see that his beautiful co-star would like a little kiss from him as
he sucks on her luscious, full boobs. But Mark is concerned only with
turning in a regular porno sex performance.
Mark uses her hair to control the kneeling Kylie's head during some deep
oral sex, and she looks up compliantly with big blue eyes and a beautiful
face. However, she doesn't get the kind of attention she deserves during
the sex, which is simply a trawl through the standard positions with only
those big, beautiful boobs with their large areolas offering something
for the viewer to cling on to. No pun intended. Ending with a facial and
a big smile, this is a disappointing scene and a missed opportunity, Lovely
girl, though.
Fallon Somers
Do 18-year-old blonde nymphs grow on trees in Southern California? This
particular 18-year-old blonde nymph wants to be a chef once all this nasty
porn business is over. I like these interviews. Fallon is quite petite,
tan and pretty and Mark Davis certainly makes a meal of her at first.
Kissing, off with the bikini and into some serious effort with the pussy
eating to try to get her off. Despite some lip chewing and toe curling,
it doesn't seem like she's relaxed enough for the desired effect.
Maybe she's a little nervous but she can still deep throat. They can all
do this, can't they, or at least enough of them to make it pretty damn
difficult to create the illusion of the naïve ingénue in this teen girl
sort of porn any more. Fallon is no exception. Whether this is the reason
or whether it's just that Mark and Fallon don't click, it all seems uninspiring
from here on in. It's no big deal for her to climb in Mark's lap and ride
his dick. The usual positions, with little expression on Fallon's blankly
pretty face, come on her face and a messy suck job - it adds up to little
more than just another teenage sex scene these days. It takes more to
capture that semi-illicit frisson.
Overall
So, what to make of Not Just Another 8teen Movie? I hope that I am not
so jaded as to be unable to appreciate the inherent youthful appeal of
attractive young women, but when the movie's titled as this one is, surely
it's not outrageous to expect something a little bit more than the norm.
I find it slightly baffling to find just how conventional the sex scenes
are in this movie, given that Alves and colleagues obviously have a strong
awareness of the extremely generic nature of most contemporary porn to
the extent that they're using this ironic interview technique and trying
to sell the movie as though it's not just more genre fodder. Young pretty
girl wearing not a lot, sitting on couch/bed/chair (delete as applicable),
guy comes in, they suck and fuck? Sounds familiar?
Despite some respectable camerawork from Mike Quasar, despite the best
efforts of the much-maligned Mark Davis and the delights of Cassie Young
and Kylie Rochelle, and despite the refreshingly honest take on the porn
interview, this is nothing more than a typical genre piece, with all that's
good and bad about that. It almost seems like they're deliberately playing
on the regulation form of these all-sex movies. Surely they're not having
a little joke at the customer's expense? That would not be good for repeat
business.
DVD Comments
I'd only be speculating to suggest the type of cameras used to shoot this
movie, but the picture favours smoothness rather than sharpness. Colour
is a touch on the subdued side but there's really nothing to make much
of an issue about. The sound is fine. The best of the DVD extras is a
bonus scene, with the very pretty blonde (another of them) Amber Rain
in action with Jay Ashley. It's similar fare, but pleasant viewing. There's
also a striptease section, a photo gallery and come shot recap. It's a
reasonable selection but a behind the scenes short would have made a good
addition.
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