Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  12/5/2014

Will Ryder and his partner, Scott David, are the kings of the porn parodies. Sure, back in the 80's there were many parodies like Hannah Does Her Sisters, but Will brought the genre back by staying true to the story and throwing in some hot sex as a bonus. His latest feature to make its way to me was Not Jersey Boys XXX, obviously a parody of the Clint Eastwood film that tells the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Tommy Pistol, no stranger to top acting roles, plays Frankie in this one.

Mila Blaze

The group gets its first groupie in the blonde form of Mila Blaze. Chad Diamond, who plays the founder of the group, has his way with her. Mila gives him head and gets her face fucked. Chad eats her out with the camera positioned right between Mila's legs. She gets boned in mish, doggie and reverse. Chad strokes off on her face and Mila cleans him off.

Ryder Skye, Zoey Monroe

Tommy and Eric John go out looking for a record deal and they find a receptive executive. There's only one condition...one of them has to bang their secretaries which Eric gladly volunteers for. Ryder, with striking red hair, and Zoey team up on his dick. Ryder sucks on the head while Zoey licks up the shaft. The girls make a great team and look so sexy working him over. They get boned in all of the popular porn positions and it's a pretty energetic scene. Eric cums all over Zoey's pussy and Ryder licks some of it up and the girls cumkiss.

Anya Ivy

Anya is a singer and she inspires them to sing "Big Tits Don't Lie". After the song is over, she chooses to be with the drummer, Kurt Lockwood. They kiss a little and Kurt goes down on her. Anya gives him head and pops his dick in-and-out of her mouth. She rides him in reverse and cowgirl before taking him in doggie and spoon. Kurt gives her a thick load all over her pussy.

Carmen Calliente

Carmen comes up with an idea for a song and, for a reward, Chad White bangs her. He eats her out and then Carmen slurps all over his dick. She gets boned in reverse, cowgirl, mish and doggie. Chad fires his load all over her flat stomach.

Bailey Bae

After singing "Hairy Berry (Won't You Shave It Tonight)", Tommy gets in on the action and hooks up with Bailey. She puts her beautiful butt up in the air so that Tommy can eat her out from behind. Bailey gets boned in mish, doggie, reverse and spoon. Truth be told, the disk get stopping during the final scene so I missed her oral. I'm sure it was just a glitch with my copy. From what I've seen, Bailey is outstanding. Tommy spurts his load in her face and Bailey cleans him up.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There's over 47 minutes of BTS footage, a travelogue with Will and Scott, a non-sex version of the movie, photo galleries, replays of the songs and trailers.

SUMMARY

Another very good parody by Will Ryder and Scott David. The songs were hilarious and done very well. The story is short but they get everything in that they need to in order to move it along. I liked the threesome with Zoey and Ryder and Bailey looked good but that's when my disk was screwing up. In summary, this was a decent parody and Will and Scott should consider selling some of these songs on ITunes!


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