Not Another Asian Porno Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/21/2009

Not Another Asian Porno is one of those porn movies that one could feel was put out by some people of where sitting around and finally one says, “Hey, I know, we should make a porno with a bunch of cute Asian chicks and that really cool red head chick Scarlett Pain!” “Who’s that?” “She’s that hot chick that has all those tats and piercings! You know, the one with the gun tats pointing towards her pussy!” “Oh yeah, I know the one. She’s a little skanky, but in a really good sort of way! How many guys should we have her do?” “None, let’s put her in girl/girl scene with Priva!” “It’d be so cool to have them 69 a bit, wouldn’t it?” “Who else should we have?” “Well, the way I was thinking, we could have Nautica Thorn do 2 guys!” “Very cool and then we can have do some double oral weenie love!” “Yeah, but we have to make sure the guys obscure her face by getting in the way of the camera! How does that sound to you?” “Yes, definitely need the guys obscuring her face as she puts two dicks in her mouth at the same time. Then they could fuck her a bit, which will be real hot. How can we fuck up the cumshots though?” “Well, I was thinking that both guys could cum in her mouth, and then we’ll have her drool it out onto those luscious melons she has. Just as she starts to drool it down, we’ll cut to a pulled back side angle and show just the cum running down her chin onto her tits! How does that sound?” “Excellent idea dude, then after we completely piss off the guys who want to see her drooling cum, we’ll jump back to a straight on shot of her with cum on her chin and tits, and then we’ll quickly fade out. No need to linger there!” “Who else should we put it in?” “I was thinking we’ll use Kya Tropic, Lana Davis, and a true Japanese couple with chick named Miku and her small dicked Japanese boyfriend!” “I never heard of those girls before!” “Dude, it doesn’t matter, we’re making a porn DVD!”

Bottom line, this Asian DVD, while having cute girls is an average release. Nautica’s MFM and Priva’s F/F with Scarlett Pain are the high points, and those are mediocre at best. There are better Asian releases out there.