No Boys Allowed (VCA) Review
VCA
Studio: VCA
Category: Lesbian
Directed by: Derrick Lane
Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Savannah, Racquel Darrian, Jacqueline, Madison, Silver
Released on: 1/31/2002
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Reviewed by fu_q on 9/26/2014
**Note – This review is based upon the VHS version of the film. As such, the bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**
Review:
It's all-girl action all of the time when two of the true beauties of porno past--the blonde bombshell, Savannah, and the brunette goddess, Racquel Darrian--grace the blue-screen in "No Boys Allowed". An overall-good release from VCA and director Derrick Lane, this lezzy-lover of a flick focuses on Savannah (aka Silver Kane) as a young, female biker who seems to find fucking (of the same-sex variety) just about everywhere she turns. While this production doesn't really set any new ground (even for its time--early-90s) and the girlie-gobbling is fairly standard fare, the unadulterated beauty of its participants is enough to drive it home. Indeed, these two ladies--Darrian and Savannah (rest in peace, 20 years)--are two legends who defined porno perfection in their era, and the combination of the two simply can't be dismissed. So, for fans who wax nostalgic for the lipstick lesbian lovelies who defined the dirty thoughts of their generation, this one is recommended.
Scene One finds the unbelievably gorgeous and young biker babe, Savannah, picking up the brunette goddess, Racquel Darrian, roadside. Both young women are simply stunning--Savannah in all-black and Racquel in her revealing short-shorts and white tanktop--and the blonde-on-brunette action that ensues (fingers and tongues) once the pair reaches Savannah's abode is certainly hot. As noted, these are two of the most attractive ladies to ever light up the screen, and--while the action is mostly by-the-books--the mix of their unrivaled beauty alone makes this one a standout. (Be sure to check out the over-the-staircase balancing act that Ms. Kane does as Racquel eats her out...nice!)
In Scene Two, the future raven-haired rocker chick, Madison (...check out her "Man on the Moon" tune from the "Porn to Rock" release...) and her red-headed buddy, Jacqueline, crawl into a living room to find both a motorcycle in the background and a toolbox in the middle. Mesmerized by the box--much like they'll be similarly mesmerized by one another's boxes soon enough--they investigate it, open it, and even sniff its bewildering contents. Fortunately for the two ladies, amongst its offerings they find something with which they are adequately accustomed--a flesh-toned, double-headed dildo (...a "tool" in a toolbox...how appropriate.) This inspiring discovery leads to a full-on lesbo romp, of course, featuring fingers, tongues, and the use of said faux-cock. While also a relatively standard sequence, this butt-to-butt dildo-sharer of a dyke-out is still worth a watch. (Madison was also something special...in a punky kind of way...back in the day.)
Scene Three puts forth a quicky poolside affair involving Savannah, still in her all-black biker garb, and her bikini-clad bud, Patricia Kennedy (...another super-cool chick from yesteryear.) Apparently, Ms. Kane is looking for her toolbox because she's in dire need of her dildo (...this explains the last segment). Not knowing where to find the box (...oh, the jokes here are endless...), Patricia offers up her own as a reasonable substitute. A sexy, little lick-and-rub follows, with both of these lovely ladies in top form.
In Scene Four, it doesn't take long for two pool-playing hotties, Racquel Darrian and Jacqueline, to recognize their mutual hotness and get down to business. Indeed, after a touch of dialogue, the pair of girlies drop the cues (...and their high-riding shorts...) , and a fingers-and-tongues, two-filly fuck-out follows. Whether eating or being eaten, Racquel is again the epitome of porno perfection, and Jacqueline is no slouch, either. While not the hardest of scenes, it's equally hard (...and hardening...) to get over just how gorgeous Ms. Darrian is here...and everywhere. Good!
Scene Five has Savannah pulling up to a garage on her hog, still looking amazing in her all-black biker garb. She's in need of a "tune-up", but instead she ends up getting turned-out when the all-female crew, consisting of Racquel Darrian, Madison, and Patricia Kennedy, pops in. All of the ladies are smokin' hot in their grease-monkey getups and so is the all-girl lez-fest that follows. This one runs primarily in pairs--with Patricia and Racquel getting it on and Savannah and Madison following suit--and the action is of the typical oral / digital variety...but, once again, the extreme beauty of Ms. Kane and Ms. Darrian easily brings it home. Hot stuff!
In all, there's no denying the exquisite beauty of both Racquel Darrian and Savannah, and any film featuring them both--particularly with a scene together--is guaranteed to be hot, regardless of how "vanilla" the sex may end up being. Such is the case here, in this old-school VCA release. Likely to appeal to those interested in taking a lipstick-lesbian-fueled journey into porn's past, this one still has merit. For the right crowd, it's definitely worthy of a watch.
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Review:
It's all-girl action all of the time when two of the true beauties of porno past--the blonde bombshell, Savannah, and the brunette goddess, Racquel Darrian--grace the blue-screen in "No Boys Allowed". An overall-good release from VCA and director Derrick Lane, this lezzy-lover of a flick focuses on Savannah (aka Silver Kane) as a young, female biker who seems to find fucking (of the same-sex variety) just about everywhere she turns. While this production doesn't really set any new ground (even for its time--early-90s) and the girlie-gobbling is fairly standard fare, the unadulterated beauty of its participants is enough to drive it home. Indeed, these two ladies--Darrian and Savannah (rest in peace, 20 years)--are two legends who defined porno perfection in their era, and the combination of the two simply can't be dismissed. So, for fans who wax nostalgic for the lipstick lesbian lovelies who defined the dirty thoughts of their generation, this one is recommended.
Scene One finds the unbelievably gorgeous and young biker babe, Savannah, picking up the brunette goddess, Racquel Darrian, roadside. Both young women are simply stunning--Savannah in all-black and Racquel in her revealing short-shorts and white tanktop--and the blonde-on-brunette action that ensues (fingers and tongues) once the pair reaches Savannah's abode is certainly hot. As noted, these are two of the most attractive ladies to ever light up the screen, and--while the action is mostly by-the-books--the mix of their unrivaled beauty alone makes this one a standout. (Be sure to check out the over-the-staircase balancing act that Ms. Kane does as Racquel eats her out...nice!)
In Scene Two, the future raven-haired rocker chick, Madison (...check out her "Man on the Moon" tune from the "Porn to Rock" release...) and her red-headed buddy, Jacqueline, crawl into a living room to find both a motorcycle in the background and a toolbox in the middle. Mesmerized by the box--much like they'll be similarly mesmerized by one another's boxes soon enough--they investigate it, open it, and even sniff its bewildering contents. Fortunately for the two ladies, amongst its offerings they find something with which they are adequately accustomed--a flesh-toned, double-headed dildo (...a "tool" in a toolbox...how appropriate.) This inspiring discovery leads to a full-on lesbo romp, of course, featuring fingers, tongues, and the use of said faux-cock. While also a relatively standard sequence, this butt-to-butt dildo-sharer of a dyke-out is still worth a watch. (Madison was also something special...in a punky kind of way...back in the day.)
Scene Three puts forth a quicky poolside affair involving Savannah, still in her all-black biker garb, and her bikini-clad bud, Patricia Kennedy (...another super-cool chick from yesteryear.) Apparently, Ms. Kane is looking for her toolbox because she's in dire need of her dildo (...this explains the last segment). Not knowing where to find the box (...oh, the jokes here are endless...), Patricia offers up her own as a reasonable substitute. A sexy, little lick-and-rub follows, with both of these lovely ladies in top form.
In Scene Four, it doesn't take long for two pool-playing hotties, Racquel Darrian and Jacqueline, to recognize their mutual hotness and get down to business. Indeed, after a touch of dialogue, the pair of girlies drop the cues (...and their high-riding shorts...) , and a fingers-and-tongues, two-filly fuck-out follows. Whether eating or being eaten, Racquel is again the epitome of porno perfection, and Jacqueline is no slouch, either. While not the hardest of scenes, it's equally hard (...and hardening...) to get over just how gorgeous Ms. Darrian is here...and everywhere. Good!
Scene Five has Savannah pulling up to a garage on her hog, still looking amazing in her all-black biker garb. She's in need of a "tune-up", but instead she ends up getting turned-out when the all-female crew, consisting of Racquel Darrian, Madison, and Patricia Kennedy, pops in. All of the ladies are smokin' hot in their grease-monkey getups and so is the all-girl lez-fest that follows. This one runs primarily in pairs--with Patricia and Racquel getting it on and Savannah and Madison following suit--and the action is of the typical oral / digital variety...but, once again, the extreme beauty of Ms. Kane and Ms. Darrian easily brings it home. Hot stuff!
In all, there's no denying the exquisite beauty of both Racquel Darrian and Savannah, and any film featuring them both--particularly with a scene together--is guaranteed to be hot, regardless of how "vanilla" the sex may end up being. Such is the case here, in this old-school VCA release. Likely to appeal to those interested in taking a lipstick-lesbian-fueled journey into porn's past, this one still has merit. For the right crowd, it's definitely worthy of a watch.
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