Nina Hartley's Guide To Threesomes: Two Girls & A Guy Review

Reviewed by J.R.  on  8/17/2005

Nina Hartley is one of the most genuine people you may ever come across. She tells it like it is, and she doesn’t go out of her way to make her fans feel as if they are beneath her. And, at one point, she was turning out some very hot porn. Now, her taste have turned into the instructional phase of porn. Her dvds are not barn-burners, and raincoaters will want to pass these up because the sex in these releases are more to a lighter taste, but there is chemistry between the performers, and seeing Nina’s ass bounce back and forth every time she takes a step may be worth the price of purchase to many of her fans.

SCENE ONE has Nina with Nicole Sheridan, offering instructional help on the wide-ranging topic of threesomes, and Nina reading mail from fans on there thoughts and feelings of the act with two women, which men just love, and how this fantasy is most likely to happen. Men have always safely fantasized about fucking two women at once, but how many could actually go through with it? It may be a daunting task, but Nina and Nic do their best to give good solid advice for the more timid of us. There is no sex during this scene.

SCENE TWO features Nina and Nic with Nic’s husband Voodoo. Now, as to everyone who has seen him, Voodoo has a large dick, and it seems that outside of very rare occasions, that dick for the most part is always stuck in one of Nic’s holes. Now, I don’t have a problem with this, because as a husband-and-wife team, they are pretty damn hot. I just wish that sometimes they would try different partners (and on occasion Voodoo does), so it’s nice to see Nina in this scene. Nina talks to the viewer on how to start a threesome by playing with Voodoo’s nipples. This is a way of breaking the ice, because everyone maybe alittle on-edge about getting a threesome kicked off. She helps Nic take off her corset, and what follows is what may be better than the actual sex to many, a lot of foreplay. Some spanking, sucking, great french kissing, nipple biting, and fondling allow each member to really get their juices flowing and to relax, which is evident here. After performing oral on each other, the girls try to french kiss while sucking that big member of his. The fucking then kicks off with Voodoo taking turns fucking each lady, and then fucking Nina in that fine ass of hers. He does not slam her, though, because she readily admits that this is that largest cock she has ever had, and we see why. Safe sex is enforced, and the scene ends with him shooting his load on both ladies. Like I said, it has a lot of chemistry, but it is not dick-slamming action. It’s just three people really into each other, and that’s what makes the scene work.

SCENE THREE has Alec Knight taking on Shy Love and a personal favorite, Mika Tan. Lots of foreplay in this scene as well, with fans of cock sucking being especially glad because Mika sure knows how to suck a cock. This woman is one of the best in porn today, and some company needs to grow the stones necessary to sign this chick to a long-term contract and give her own series. Multiple positions abound (mish, anal, RC,) and some pussy eating as well. The best part of the scene is also the worse filmed part of the scene. Shy has just jumped on Alec’s dick after Mika stopped riding him, and started fucking him in RC. Mika whips out a glass dildo and, while watching the action like a true sexual voyeur, starts pumping that dildo in and out of her sweet twat with serious energy. She never takes her eyes off the action, and offers filthy words of encouragement. But, Shy’s leg gets in the way of the shot, and since there is not another camera filming the action, we get an at-times obstructed view of Mika fucking herself, which really brought down the heat of that scene. Then, when she is about to cum, the scene is edited so we don’t see it, giving us a close-up on the penetration. The one thing I hate about how threesomes are filmed today is that directors don’t want to use more than one camera, which is a real pet peeve of mine. The scene ends with Alec dumping on their tits, but could have ended earlier if the film work and editing would have been different.

SCENE FOUR is Nina granting her end-of-the-disc interview, where she talks about need to not be goal-oriented, letting the women lead (my favorite), don’t drink or be high (you know that one doesn’t happen), be sensitive and mature, resolve conflicts, and be aware of emotional changes.

You will have a good time with this because Nina and her performers do an adequate job of showing how successful threesomes work. Even though the chemistry is there, this is not a raincoater dvd, so for all of you out there who want that, stay away. This is for those who want pointers on how to enjoy threesomes, and it’s great that thee is someone like Nina who is willing to teach us. Have a good time learning.