Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms Review

Nina Hartley’s Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms (Adam & Eve, 2009)

Directed by Ernest Greene

I haven’t seen any of Nina’s other “How To…” movies, but judging by this one, I would be interested in seeing more. The movie opens with a lengthy segment in which Kayden and Nina, in sexy clothes, tell us all about the problems people have cumming at the same time, citing various reasons such as cultural pressure, different bodily responses, and so on. I have to say, I was a bit confused as to how anyone would really have a problem with this unless they don’t talk to each other. But then I realized, not all couples talk to each other about sex, let alone during sex. I also started to understand a bit more about what they were really getting at when they kept on addressing men, and talking about men being more attentive. Basically, it seems as though this DVD is a subtle and fun way to tell men to pay attention to their partner’s pleasure, as well as encourage partners to communicate. Hear hear!

Scene 1: Nina Hartley, Devon Lee, and Marcus London

After Nina and Kayden are through with their advice, Nina meets up with Marcus and Devon, who are married in real life, and chats with them about how they feel about simultaneous orgasms. Well, actually, only Marcus talks, and he thinks cumming together creates a sense of oneness. They’ve never tried it as part of a threesome, though, and they’re hoping everything will work out – “coital alignment technique” might be the answer (a fancy way of saying grinding your crotches together while fucking to stimulate the clit). After some nervous fondling with plentiful giggles, the three of them get down to business, with a dose of coital alignment which results in an almost immediate orgasm for Devon. They soldier on, with Devon using a wand, and then Devon cums again! This movie is certainly bursting with female orgasms – a definite plus!

The three of them talk a lot during the sex play, which is occasionally a bit odd, especially when they’re talking in such a casual way as though they weren’t even fucking, but this also adds a candid quality that is rather nice. After lots of BJs, diddling, various fucking positions, and clit licking, they get into position for their simultaneous orgasm: doggy anal for Devon, with Nina lying next to them, and both ladies using a wand on their clits. They all cum together (though without a verbal warning to each other, other than some encouraging moaning, which disappointed me) and Devon is treated to an anal creampie.

Scene 2: Kayden Kross and Erik Everhard

After a brief introduction by Kayden and Nina, we go straight to the next scene. Kayden is playing pool in a nifty latex bikini when Erik comes in and they start making out. There’s a lot of clit licking and finger fucking which leads to a screaming orgasm, and then with the orgasm still on her breath immediately transitions into an enthusiastic BJ. The two of them go back and forth, back and forth, between BJ and pussy munching – a veritable BJ/pussy licking fiesta – with Kayden in particular seeming to enjoy herself. The two of them start fucking in reverse cowgirl, with diddling and copious orgasmic pleasure for Kayden, to the point where once they get into spoon Kayden is literally begging him to fuck her and is very sweaty and bedraggled. The scene ends with Erik cumming on Kayden’s chest, while she diddles herself to her final trembling orgasm, and sucks his cock clean. Impressive!

Final Thoughts: I was impressed by this instructional DVD – the sex was much hotter and nastier than I was expecting. It managed to satisfy with only two actual sex scenes, riding along on healthy doses of charisma and charm thanks to those involved, and both scenes packed some punch, especially the second one. The difference, I think, is the attention to orgasm – it really heats things up when you know the woman’s orgasm is as important as the man’s. I still do not understand why this is not more common in porn. The BTS interview with Kayden sheds some light – she said she wasn’t sure if she would orgasm again for the cum shot, but she went for it “even though you’re not normally supposed to do that.” Hmmm. Overall, I recommend this film to fans of Kayden (she really gets into it), and of course the lovely Nina, and to couples who are looking for something to help break the ice in the bedroom.