Nikki Jayne Experiment, The Review

Reviewed by zarinafan  on  5/31/2009

To look at Nikki Jayne, you'd immediately think "All-American blonde, absolutely from Southern California." Wrong, she's from England, which shocked me especially considering the perfect teeth!

(Side Editorial: We are seriously doing something wrong here in the U.S.; First it was Eastern Europe invasion of porn hotties and now it's the U.K, turning out pinups nonstop. Lucy Pinder, Keely Hazell, Gemma Atkinson, and now Nikki Jayne. Meanwhile who are our sex symbols today? A bunch of skanks from shows like Gossip Girl and The Hills? If we'd been this lackluster in our efforts during the space race or the Cold War, we'd be building statues of Lenin everywhere, drinking vodka ‘til we puke, and wearing those little fuzzy hats. Actually, I don't really mind the fuzzy hats. In fact, I have no problem inhaling Stoli, now that I think about it. Nevertheless, my brothers it's the principle we have to be concerned about!)

OK, rant over. Nikki is the brickhouse the Commodores sang about so many years ago. She's absolutely flawless in her looks, and could have easily been a Sports Illustrated cover girl. (Hmmm....almost too flawless...Could she be an artificial being? Designed to kickstart the robot invasion and render the human species extinct? If so, what a way to go!)

First scene is her playing with herself. Fingering and licking her tits for about 12 minutes. Especially cool are the boots she's wearing.

Then Mick Blue -- lucky bastard! - comes in. He fingers her, gets a blow job and then they enter into a 69. There's a cowgirl, after which he gives her four fingers with her licking it off. Mish with her legs in a V-shape. Spoon job, doggy from behind, doggy with him right on top, followed by an energetic RC, followed by a spoon. And damned if she doesn't look awesome doing all this.

Baby oil is poured, and he invades that ass like a pro, and we get a POV ATM, RC Anal, more pussy eating, and ATM cumshot swallow. HOLY SHIT. Awesome 40-minute scene.

Nikki is then back on camera to let us know she's turning things over to Veronique Vega, a petite short-haired gal, who looks like she may be of combined Latin-Filipino heritage. She spends around 13 mins dancing with herself to a record on an old-school vinyl.

Trent Tesoro comes in and it's on! Fingering, Cowgirl, RC, spooning and more (but no anal). During every position switch, Vega gives Tesoro a blowjob and if one could earn degrees in cock-sucking, she'd be a Ph.d. (Vega fulfills my theory on adult stars and blow jobs: the smaller the tits and shorter the hair, the better they are at oral.) He comes while he's in a sitting position and she's hovering over him. That's not the best way to end a scene, but he does get a decent amount of paste on her face, and she then sucks him off. This is a Red Hot 30 minutes.

Next up, Nikki solos on herself with a very small vibrator for a few minutes. Nice.

Assuming that someone is watching the video beginning to end without stopping, it's almost like that was a nice little intermission, before diving into the next scene with Nikki and Meggan Malone. Holy Fucking Shit, they're getting down in an old-fashioned bathtub that's barely big enough for one person let alone two. This is Shit Hot Lesbian Action. Even you guys who say you don't like lez would have their minds changed by this. It's only 10 minutes, but admittedly, the best porn scenes don't run too long and leave you fiending for more.

Jerry then joins the girls, and there's blowjobs with Nikki pushing Meggan's head onto his cock, RC's from both chicks, lots of VTM, and lez kissing and tit-sucking. There's a double-decker sandwich, and the scene climaxes with him spurting and the girls racing to lick it up, and passionate kissing while they share it. Red Hot. 42 minutes.

Onto Disc Two, and after three scenes of awesomeness, apparently felt it was OK to slack off at this point, because the next scene features Alyssa Hall. She's pretty, and not a bad performer, but Hall is borderline anorexic and I've just never cared for those chicks. This is especially apparent when doing the RC where you can see her bones sticking out of her thighs. If you enjoy the waif type, then by all means knock yourself out, but I just don't find them attractive in the least. This scene with Alec Knight is Good if you take her looks out of the equation, but no more than that. 27 minutes.

Nikki's back and not a moment too soon. This final scene will be with her, Mick and Ben English. There's some posing in her undies, a double bj, followed by a doggy, and anal RC always with one guys in her mouth. The first DP is fantastic with Nikki's eyes rolling in the back of her head, and drenched with sweat. Then there's a doggy DP, double bj, spoon, and then double cumshot with NJ down on her knees. Red Hot. 38 minutes.

It ends with an POV scene as Nikki blows Evan Stone. Message to Prince William: Are you 100% percent sold on that Kate Middleton chick? Because if you're still in the market, everything about Nikki screams "future Queen".

Overall, The only thing bringing down the quality is Alyssa Hall. (No offense kid, but please, eat a sammich. Or a dozen.) Otherwise, there's not much more you could ask for from a Vivid high-quality star feature. The Nikki Jayne Experiment rules in just about every way possible. This woman's sexiness and affinity for sex cannot be overstated. All three of her scenes are eminently rewatchable. Veronique Vega's scene is a scorcher as well. The lighting and production values are A+. The male talent is well-hung and unobtrusive. Rent to own if you have doubts, but washout a doubt, a MUST Buy for anyone's collection, especially if, as it seems, she is taking the Tera Patrick career path and only doing a few films a year.

EXTRAS: A dull BTS (23 mins), positions menu, photo gallery, web ads, phone ads, and trailers for Vivid's New Faces series. (cumshots in all)