New Ends 14 Review

Reviewed by sweet dave  on  8/10/2003

I have read about the horrors of Ed Powers, but only now have I seen the horrors. How does that guy become a fixture of the adult industry? How does that guy get any descent women (and clearly he does)? Is it "if I can do Ed I can do anyone"?

Anyway, I could not watch much of this film, yet there was one scene I had to see, and that was the one featuring Mirage, known to the rest of the adult industry as Briana Banks, the lovely blonde beauty whose taken Vivid and the rest of the industry by storm. Moreover, my interest in her scene became even stronger when she (who I'll call Briana) stated that this was her FIRST adult scene. Thus, she truly started at the bottom.

Because I consider myself a Briana fan, I was truly interested in her interview (especially since ed at least kept his clothes on). Some of the most interesting quotes included the answer to the question of why she wanted to get into the industry as she merely answered an ad to see Ed. "It's worth a try, you know. I can see how it goes and give it a few months." That was said in 1999 when she was just 20 years old. I think Briana has liked the business!

As a physical presence, Mirage is but a shadow of the great Briana. Seeing her without her implants is an interesting sight (and frankly is something that most stars should have to see if the implants were a good idea). In Briana's case, they are. Her breasts, which she called 34Cs, are liked half inflatted balloons, and they need filling. She still possesses those incredible killer legs, even if she was intitally embarrassed of "I have no hips". Her hair is also a much darker blonde than the plantuim locks she currently and traditionally sports, yet she is truly a natural beauty as much as she is the enhanced sex goddess of today. By the way, she still had the little ying-yang tatoo on her back already (the smaller version of course).

As a sex performer, Briana still had much to learn, and certainly Ed would teach her nothing. She already has her great oral technique, even on little Ed, though the rest of her sexual repetiore was still infantile. She submits to various positions, including anal, which makes sense since this is supposed to be a "anal debutante" film. She does orgasm in the middle, though, which frightened me more out of the idea that she was actually enjoying herself.

New Ends 14 taught me several things about Miss Banks, and one thing about New Machine. Stay away. Stay away. Stay the Hell away! There are other girls in this film, but I've seen enough Ed for a lifetime in just one scene. If Briana could only make him semi-watchable, what would an ordinary girl do? Very scary!