Naked Aces Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/22/2007

Ok fans time to check out another Robby D flick. I just reviewed one with the lovely Whitney Stevens in it and this one also is graced by that busty beauty along with Digital Playground starlet Shay Jordan who is looking very sexy on the cover holding her semi-automatic. Yeah this one's stressing a theme of girls and guns!!! They use the nasty firing kind before taking on the more hard suckable kind and you've got some strong cocksmen too in Marco Banderas, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, and Scott Nails. So let's see how strong these girls are with both kind of guns! I mentioned in my other review that Robby has some fun with his shoots and from perusing this one already I can say he's done it again.

Shay Jordan:

Leading off we have our first gunslinger,lol, and she just happens to be Shay Jordan who is flat out one gorgeous young lady even holding a mean ole nasty gun! The scene starts out with a samuraii suddenly appearin in a backyard and he's a little disoriented attacking a statue but then he quickly moves on and I'm not sure what he does and the music kinda reflects this. He suddenly appears in Shay's room but you remember the scene in Raiders when Indiana just smuggly shoots the guy brandishing the sword, well Shay does something similar except she picks up two Uzi's and empties them both firing multiple shots and even better you see her tits are out on display shaking beautifully in time of her shooting. Well the Ninja dude isn't dead and she makes him eat a hot dog? before eating her pussy! Thankfully the food's gone soon enough replaced by Shay's neatly trimmed bush riding Tommy's face, yeah the hoods lifted so you can tell who the guy is which I belive breaks the samuraii code.

Her breasts look oh so good moving about as she's riding Tommy's face and I so love seeing a girl sitting on any face having her pussy eaten in this fashion. Shay then tells Tommy who doesn't look Chinese at all but she instructs him to put his Chinese cock in her pussy so the sex commences with cowgirl but you see it from his POV so her tits are facing us. Tommy then loses the outfit completely and pounds Shay good from behind, then on to spoon and finally he unloads down upon her face. You get some ethnic talk here and later on you get similar things said in Whitney's scene but I hope no one takes these utterances to heart. Shay looked hot here as always.

Austin Kincaid:

This next scene begins with us watching Scott Nails dressed in his best Billy Ray Cyrus hair mullet checking out some porn when Austin walks in and tells him to stop jerking off to that shit because he's got the real deal standing right there in the person of Miss Kincaid who wants to suck and fuck him all day long. Of course in keeping with the theme she's holding a big assault rifle and her outfit has a tinge of military fatigueness to it. The picture too has this grungey aspect to it and I was trying to find a word for how it looked to me and that's the best I've come up with so far. You see things well enough but it's not clear as it could be. Austin then turns that rifle on the tv screen Scott's watching and with her titties shaking beautifully she fires away. Picture that shot in Rambo First Blood II when he's in the water shooting nonstop and you have an idea of what Robby was doing here and Austin certainly looks way hotter doing this than Stallone did-- Just a preview fans too of what's to cum in the Whitney Steven's scene but you'll have to wait a couple scenes for that!

I have to say though Scott was enjoying the shot was those titties shaking up a storm and she promises Scott if she catches him jerking off to porn again she'll milk that cock with her own mouth so you better know he's gonna do just that otherwise we wouldn't have a scene, lol. The shot then changes to Austin beginning her assault on his cock and the lack of color in the shot was a bit distracting to me or maybe it was the all white backdrop behind the two performers. When the shot gets in closer it's not as bad. Sexwise you start strong with cowgirl and this nicely progresses to reverse where those titties do bounce very well. Scott manages a good load to finish the scene going right to Austin's mouth and she does a good job tasting his jizz and cleaning up. Well guys out there keep on jerking to porn as you never know now your lady just might be a gun toating nympho like Austin was here!!

Kimberly Franklin:

This scene actually begins with Whitney and Ryaan Reynolds sitting around bored, you see Whitney's got a dildo shaped like a gun she's sucking on and then she encourages Ryaan to order a pizza to brighten her day and that ends this little interlude! You cut then to Mick Blue out for a porn nature walk, hehe, taking some pretty good still shots which we see. Quite a varied shot list too from flowers to eagles to lions and finally you get Kimberly interrupting this nature fest demanding Mick take pics of her. You also see some foreshadowing shots during portions of this scene and it kinda interrupted the flow telling you what's gonna happen but I was enjoying what was actually happening which was Mick taking some shots of Kimberly progressing nicely to him eating her pussy and finally she's sucking his cock off. The sex shots you see were good indicators of what that held and you do see a good cowgirl shot moving on through mish and doggie. Fans from a few years ago should recognize Kimberly as she came in the biz around the same time as the sexy Judy Star did and it made sense seeing as they both hail from Canada. The reverse cowgirl here was pretty good too with lots of jiggling titty shots and finishing with mish you get Mick splooging to her boobs and there's a little cleanup from Kimberly. It was nice seeing her again, haven't seen her to much in the last few years but she's looking as good as ever.

Ryaan Reynolds:

We move on to this cock saving slut and she says pretty much that as she models her tight bikini and yes she's holding a gun like all the other girls were. Not sure about busting a move though with a weapon in your hands, kinda defeats the whole menacing aspect to it but this feeds into the type of fun Robby has on set so that actually worked for me. The pizza guy shows up, oh boy it's that type scene,hehe.

Ryaan gets this look on her face and we see the delivery guy's a real hick to borrow a term of southern affection, lol. The teeth aren't to nice looking and Ryaan pulls her boobs out for some reason, lol. She wants him to not jerk off into the pizza, nope she wants the cum all over her face so down goes Ryaan to make sure that cock doesn't prematurely ejaculate. You see some good head given by this young lady and the side view was pretty good at showing this. Sexwise you see Ryaan ride Scott in reverse-- very good boob bouncing and I liked the smiling looks she got on her face here and throughout the scene. Miss Reynolds also possesses a good booty so showing it off in cowgirl was an easy position choice. Scott finishes with a good pounding down into her from behind and yes he does paint her face with his jizz even reaching her eye which might hurt his tip, lol.

Whitney Stevens:

This final bit of fun features this busty beauty and man is she looking great here. The grungey tinge to the film has been a bit distracting for me but I've been going with the flow since the scenes have been pretty good so far. This final one features Marco doing his best Gay impersonation, I mean he's in full on princess mode wearing gold speedos, a small yellow scarf and the shades too are very feminine. Whitney sees this and just says man what a waste of good cock, lol, or something to that effect. Like I said earlier you get some ethic comments which could be taken the wrong way but please note the satire here is very real and no malicious intent was behind the statements. You get one of the best shots of the dvd when after doing her best Dirty Harry line of what a waste of good cock she starts firing away at Marco making him do the dance like you see in those shooting galleries where the bunny or whatever goes back and forth each time you ping them. Still better her tits do that slow dance Austin's did earlier but even better here. Whitney is quickly getting much better in her scenes and this time out seemed very comfortable with Robby wanted her to do.

Now inside she's made Marco a whimpering sex toy and he at least knows how to eat a pussy and pretty good for a fag! Whitney too takes on his cock and the bj was particularly good when you see those tits swaying under her as she's bending down to suck him off. As for the sex you begin with the best possible position and that's Whitney riding facing out towards us and the tits just bounce beautifully. Robby gets you right where you want to be and leaves the shot mostly on those tits movin close and then pullin back either way those boobs rocked. Marco then at least gets to tap into his gay roots fucking Whitney's ass in spoon and doggie before unloading to her face. Whitney then spills the jizz out between her tits and just before we fade she comments to Marco to lick it up and he gleefully says yeah but thankfully for us that's when we fade out!! There is one last bit of fun with Whitney who's in a bathtub surrounded by hand grenades and with some of the sexiest eye contact you'll ever see she caresses those tits while moving the grenades about her, even lifting them up to splash around her body. The whole musical soundtrack totally fit the grungy aspect of the picture and while not my fave way to watch porn I could at least go with it in this title since the theme was a bit more out there.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I liked the whole gun theme Robby had going here, the grungy tinge to the picture wasn't my fave but I went with it for this title and I suppose if this develops into a series this would be ok as the theme was kinda grungy and aggressive with the girls turning the guns on the guys before in turn taking on their guns!! The star of this one for me clearly was Whitney Stevens who anchored this one beautifully taking on Marco before having some bathtub grenade fun to wrap it up. Shay Jordan got us off to a great start with her tryst and in the middle the momentum was carried best probably by Ryaan Reynolds who made the pizza delivery guys day fucking him silly. Extra wise the pickins are slim but you do have a cumshot repeat, a stills photo gallery and some trailers. I would have really liked to have some BTS for this one as I think everyone had a lot of fun with the gun theme and it would have been cool to see the outtakes for this title, maybe if there's a second volume Robby will include that. Whitney Steven's fans should definitely check this one out as should fans of Shay Jordan.