My Teen Swallows Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  12/12/2010

Review:
“My Teen Swallows” is a very good production from Vince Voyeur Unleashed that focuses on—big surprise here given the title—teens who swallow. While it’s highly probable that these teens swallow food and also a variety of beverages (even those of an alcoholic nature, even though they probably and legally shouldn’t), it’s pretty clear that the director here is speaking of neither of those things but, instead, is talking about teens (18+, of course) who swallow loads (of cum, that is). Oddly—and maybe this is a part of the fetish that I just didn’t realize existed—the young women are treated like trophies by their older lovers who have an almost sophomoric view of the whole swallowing thing. It’s almost as if a teen who swallows is the Holy Grail to these guys—a treasure that is invaluable and beyond compare, yet still to be passed around and shared. Or…perhaps…this has all been injected into the plot as a means of bringing about some levity. Either way, it’s the sex that counts in a movie like this…and it is generally hot.

In terms of the sex, we’re treated to a host of up-and-cummers in this flick—some better-established than others. In Scene One, it’s the incomparable Tanner Mayes who takes on the friend of her onscreen boyfriend—who also is perfectly fine with sharing his girl. Tanner does some sexy blowjob work—which includes deep-throating, face-fucking, and spit—on the lucky gentleman and also fucks him in a variety of steamy positions. At various points in the action, she gets rimmed and anally-fingered, as well. Her boyfriend comes back part-way through the sequence, but he only gets oral action from Tanner—no nookie tonight for him! To close this excellent romp out, both of the actors deposit their loads in Tanner’s mouth, and she swallows them—even to the point of slurping up some of the cum that spilled out of her mouth to ensure that she got it all—crazy!

Jesse Jordan takes on three guys in Scene Two. As best I could tell / remember, only the better-endowed of the three gets to penetrate her (natural selection at work?), with the smaller-dicked guys being relegated to receiving oral and hand work from Ms. Jordan (yeah…my heart bleeds for them, too.) This is a very enthusiastic romp, even with the wood problems that—at times—plague the two lesser-endowed gentlemen. The festivities wrap up in this excellent sequence with all three of the men ejaculating in Jesse’s mouth consecutively and, of course, a swallow on her part. Nice work!

It’s Allie Jordan and a guy in Scene Three. This one is a POV fuck-and-suck and ends with a pop to Allie’s mouth and a swallow. Overall, it’s only a good to very good segment.

Two guys get to sample Audrianna Angel in Scene Four. There is some nice dual-blowjob work here (face-fucking and deep-throating included), and the vaginal / oral combinations are amongst the highlights. To close things out, one guy drops a load in Audrianna’s mouth, which she swallows…and then the repeat button is hit for the other guy—same thing. All things considered, this is another excellent segment. (It should be noted that only one of the guys actually penetrates Audrianna in this one.)

Scene Five features Lexi Brooks in a blowbang with four guys in a room containing an orange sofa. To cap off the excellent action here, one guy pops in her mouth, she swallows, and the other three guys are handled similarly. This is hot stuff!

Some other items should also be mentioned, as one of them serves as a major distraction. First off, the movie plays well on the screen, and the camera work and production values are strong. But—in the negatives category—there is a horribly annoying watermark gimmick that is employed. Instead of not having the watermark at all—which is preferable—or having it small, inconspicuous, and in one stationary location—which is typically tolerable—the company decided to have it appear and disappear in different corners of the screen as the movie proceeds. For those who spent money on this disc (for me it was a screener), it must be great to be reminded of the fact that they essentially just purchased advertising for the company instead of a finished, stand-alone product. Ugh. This cost this movie half-a-star in this review…as the practice is actually angering (at least to some degree).

In terms of bonus materials and other options, there is a “Bonus Scene” in which Lexi Brooks masturbates a bit and also performs an impromptu blowjob to completion that finishes off with a swallow. This is a nice addition. There is also a “Photo Gallery” that puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production, as well as a “Cumshot Recap” that is as its namesake would imply. A fun and interesting “Behind the Scenes” segment and four “Trailers” can also be found as extras. Finally, there is a “Web Access” option that simply gives a list of websites. Overall, these are solid bonuses.

All in all, this is a very good production that would have been a lot better had it not been for the silly watermark stunt. The women are attractive, and they do—indeed—swallow. It’s hard to pick standout performances here, but I would have to go with Tanner’s and Jesse’s, if I really had to choose. Overall, it’s worth checking out.


Also be sure to check out the FSC Anti-Piracy PSA.