My Shemale Sluts Review

My Shemale Sluts

Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Stars: Lana Hilton, Brenda, Patrizia, Andreia Mel, Claudia, Aisha, Fernanda

Running time: Approx 3 hours, 20 minutes (all scenes)

One of the problems with Shemale videos is how you define shemale. For me, it's a person who looks like a woman in every way except for a functioning cock between her legs. But a lot of shemale videos lower the bar wayyyy down. A guy with long hair painted fingernails wearing lingerie is not a shemale, he's a transvestite. It's like watching Klinger on M*A*S*H lift his skirt and stroke one out. You want to watch that--fine. I don't.

No problem here: while the shemales here aren't the best I've ever seen, they're definitely in the upper half. They're shemales--physically products of plastic surgery and hormone therapy, so you expect fake boobs and other work. The performers here have good work done--they're convincing when dressed and no worse than any garden-variety boob-jobbed porn star when they're undressed. A couple still look man-ish around the face, but so do many naturally born women. All in all, I think the collection of performers here is the most consistently attractive that I've seen in shemale videos.

There are seven scenes (six plus one—it's a marketing gimmick and I have no idea why that's important). They're all pretty much the same: you meet the performer outdoors in full female dress, then back to the set to strip and jack off. It's done video-centerfold style, which means everything takes forever and there's a ton of posing, and I'm sure a lot of photosets from these scenes appear in various magazines and websites.

As for the sex—it's not naturalistic, the performers are all camera-aware and stretched out to take time. Like many shemale j/o videos, the actual event looks laborous, like the performer is pulling a heavy box up the side of a hill with a rope, and ejaculation seems more like a relief than pleasure.

Special Features: there's a decent photo gallery and trailers for other Jules Jordan videos.

Production values: One of the better DVDs I've seen. The picture and sound are clean and clear. The only annoying music is for the menus. There are a fair number of chapters for each performer so you can skip around, which is very useful to past the primping/preening sections.

Final verdict: This is arguably the best shemale masturbation compilation that I've seen. The performers aren't the most physically attractive, but whereas other titles may have one great performer and the rest are awful, this one is consistently good throughout. Likewise, it's not the most imaginitive or special about it, but again—it's consistently good. It doesn't hit the highs or lows of the others. For the shemale genre, I think that's high praise.