My Little Teeny Review

Reviewed by RegularJoe  on  1/28/2025

Scene 1: (1 of 5 Stars) - Haley Sweet & a little-cocked skanky white dude. About an hour goes-by of nothing but silly interview! Haley has never been very pretty, but she is in-tune with this DVD's genre (and the attire helps as well). But when her co-star unzips a mouse-cock, all eroticism is lost! Scene ends with a shot to her face.

Scene 2: (3 of 5 Stars) - Yulyia & Timo. This looks like one of those east euro clips. The Lady is absolutely gorgeous, petite, and slender. No talking here, just sex. Timo has never packed much meat, but he does manage to pulverize her rectum nicely. Throughout the scene though, he makes effort to shove one of those wand-pulsating vibrators up her tiny Ass (which I found completely unerotic). It was apparent that darn wand wouldn't fit in her ass, but what was odd was that she never complained of any pain and he made several efforts to insert it in her Ass. He finally gives-up and pounds her Ass with his average cock - which is what he should have done from the get go. Scene ends with a decent glob of jizz dropped into her gorgeous mouth which she keeps in her mouth before laying down and panting oddly! (was she doped-up?)

Scene 3: (2 of 5 Stars) - Lexie Belle with some bit older dude with a bit of a thick cock (Patrick Myne?) Only gave this an extra Star because I love Lexie! After some pounding, Scene ends with a laser beam shot across her pretty face.

Scene 4: (3 of 5 Stars) - Sindee Jennings (Covergirl) and Chris Charming. Sindee her usual giddy-Whore self! She does a great job convincing viewer she only lives to please men! Chris rams his big German Cock in there and afterwards drops a mild load into her mouth (which she swallows with delight and tells the viewers she loves swallowing cum!)

Scene 5: (5 of 5 Stars) - Gauge Vs some out of shape white trashy dude (who actually packs a decent cock). Gauge looking her very best! Slender, petite, youthful, nice attire. He pounds her hard and forces his cock up her rectum with Gauge not complaining whatsoever! He pulverizes that rectum and shows us her gaping butthole. Scene ends with a mouth shot which she lets glob onto her chest.

Scene 6: (2 of 5 Stars) - Missy Stone & Christian XXX. Miss Stone not in-tune with this DVD's genre! Overall this was a weak Scene although Christian did ram her asshole good! Note: Hope Miss Stone got herself checked-out as Christian XXX is well known in tranny DVD's (pounding them hard without condoms!) He really seems to be into Trannies!

Scene 7: (1 of 5 Stars) - Ann Marie Vs dude with little dick. She's spot-on with the DVD's genre. But scene was bit foggy. Dull Scene overall with Ann taking a mouth shot.

Scene 8: (3 of 5 Stars) - Amai Liu & Bruce Venture. Miss Liu is petite/tiny and skinny. Bruce packs some fucking meat!!! Great scene right? Hope! Not terrible mind you, just not that hot! She does ride him OK, but nothing over the top. Scene ends with Amai jerking him off! (boring!)

Scene 9: (3 of 5 Stars) - Tiffany Taylor Vs some trashy white dude with little cock. There are several Tiffany Taylor's in Adult Porn, this one is the golden blonde beauty! Gave this scene two extra stars just because of her beauty! Scene ends with jizz to her thighs! (boring!)

Scene 10: (1 of 5 Stars) - Miss Jon Hennessy takes on white younger dude with bit long cock. Overall a dull scene.

Scene 11: (2.5 of 5 Stars): Leslie Sierra takes on a white trash dude with OK cock. Miss Sierra has never been an attractive lady, but she is giddy about her work. She suctions his repulsive rectum often throughout this scene. Good trashing on her ending with a shot to her whore mouth.

Scene 12: (1.5 of 5 Stars): Alexis Breeze & Will Powers. Lackluster scene and she's not in-tune with dvd's genre.

Scene 13: (1 of 5 Stars) - East European foggy clip. Unerotic.

Scene 14: (2.5 of 5 Stars) - Sasha Grey & Patrick Myne(?) Sasha suctions dude's repulsive asshole and gets pounded satisfactorily. Face splash ends scene.

Scene 15: (1.5 of 5 Stars) - Haley Paige Vs some skanky white dude with average cock. Outdoor scene with anal and ending with a mouth shot.

Scene 16: (2 of 5 Stars) - Catalina takes on a short-cocked trashy white dude. Miss Catalina has always been an attractive Latina Chola (who has never gotten much credit for an incredible porn career!) She is slender and tight and takes a nice anal trashing. I would have rated higher but the skank-white-dude kept inserting all kinds of dildos up her Ass throughout the scene. She suctions his repulsive ass and gets cockboogers deposited onto her face.

Scene 17: (1 of 5 Stars) - Ally Kay when she was still attractive. She takes on same dude from Scene 11. She's not in-tune with DVD's genre. Scene ends with mouth shot.

Scene 18: (2 of 5 Stars) - Brooklyn Joleigh Vs some hippie-looking younger white dude. OK cocksize but not 100% erect. Miss Joleigh is not a pretty blonde, but her tiny/slender frame is turn-on material! SHe's actually really into her co-star. Face shot ends scene.

Scene 19: (3.5 of 5 Stars): Nicole Ferrera Vs Chris Charming. This last scene was arguably the best scene here. Nicole somewhat in-tune with the dvd's genre and Chris packs some fucking meat! I've seen Chris get harder in other productions but this scene did deliver. Scene ends with an impressive glob of cockboogers dumped across her pretty little nose!

PROS: Scene 5 featuring Miss "Gauge" & last Scene featuring Miss Ferrera!

CONS: With so many DVD scenes thrown into one DVD, a lot was edited - affecting some scenes which may have been somewhat erotic. ALSO, Amber Simpson and Allie Haze are NOT in this DVD!!! (I am a big fan of both and felt cheated!)