My First Sex Teacher 13 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/18/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 112 min.

Production Date: 2 / 22 / 2008

Director: None credited

Cast: Brenda James, Carmella Bing, Emma Starr, Joclyn Stone, Kylie Ireland, Alan Stafford, Derrick Pierce, Phat Zane, and an uncredited guy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Naughty America has put out some very enjoyable scenes on DVDs that left plenty to be desired due to their lack of overall care. With My Sister's Hot Friend 11 that lack of care looks to be disappearing, so I'm looking forward to this one a bit more.

Initial Reaction: It's a light and fun release as well as a DVD that shows a bit of care.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting lighter porn with experienced women and a school theme

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting older women taking on vastly younger looking guys

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in the full frame format and also looks quite nice. There's almost a hint of grain, but the camera work is smooth and the lighting is even. This is a simply shot release, but it works.

Music: None

Disc Complaints / Authoring Notes: The authoring is a bit funky, which doesn't seem to be anything too unusual with Naughty America. Rather than having the entire movie on a title that makes it easy for viewers to skip to where ever they choose in the movie, which is extremely nice if you get tired of a scene and just want to jump ahead randomly or if you're viewing the movie later and want to go to a specific point in the movie, each scene has its own title, similar to how some studios run their TV shows on DVD. Needless to say, this makes the DVD extremely hard to navigate. This style of authoring has thankfully gone the way of the dodo with most studios, but Naughty America and Homegrown seem to be sticking with it. Both studios are distributed by Pure Play (along with Hundies, who looks like they might have moved away from this style recently), so seeing that lack of care in the same areas for two studios being distributed by the same company I can't help but think that the problem and lack of care lies with Pure Play Media more than anything. I'm deducting a half point from the overall DVD for the poor authoring on this DVD.

Menus: The main menu works through a few clips from the movie for an okay first impression that seems a touch generic. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of the girl in each scene along with her name. After you choose a scene you're given a second menu to let you choose where you want to go in the scene sexually.

The Feature

After establishing themselves as one of the major forces in on-line porn, Naughty America has branched out by collecting their scenes on DVD. The My First Sex Teacher series focuses on teachers and their students. Maybe a student needs a little extra help, or maybe they just catch the teacher in the right mood. One never knows.

Scene 1 – Brenda James and a guy

When Professor James' class starts bringing down his GPA and threatening his GPA, a guy comes in to let them know that they can help each other. He lets her know that he can help her help him and starts running a hand around her before offering to show what he means. He drops down and hoists up her skirt before kissing her thighs, rubbing her panties, and then pulling them aside to lick her pussy. When he's distracted by his phone she lets him know that she'll fail him if he leaves her pussy, and when he goes back at it she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement as well as letting him know that there's know way he's getting the A he wants if she doesn't get his cock in her mouth. Brenda eagerly sucks him with plenty of little noises and some nice eyes before laying back on a desk and letting him fuck her bald beaver missionary style. She gets up for a reverse cowgirl style and lets him fuck her bow and arrow style with a little cocksucking mixed in. Brenda also lets him take her from behind before getting down for a nice facial finish.

This is a hot opening scene. Brenda looks great, and she puts out some very nice energy and vocals. The scene moves along at a good pace, and the action is captured nicely. This is a simple but hot scene.

Scene 2 – Carmella Bing and Alan Stafford

When busty brunette Carmella arrives in her office she finds dutiful teaching assistant Alan has done most of her work. He tries taking off to go play his flute at band camp, but she has him stay around so she can let him know about the rumors floating around that she's fucking him and that since she's a slut might as well do it. She opens up her shirt and pulls his face into her titties before pushing Alan against the wall and dropping down to suck his cock down her throat. Carmella sits on the edge of her desk for Alan to eat her pussy, and even has him lick her asshole. He slides a finger into her ass as she begs him to fuck her, and after a moment grants her request fucking her missionary style. Alan fucks Carmella from behind over her desk before letting her ride him reverse cowgirl style on the desk, and then goes back to fucking her missionary style. Finally he lets Carmella have a nice facial finish.

This is another hot and fun scene. Carmella's opening talk with Alan is a lot of fun, with her playing up the slut aspect while he plays a great geek. There's nice chemistry between them for the sex, and they keep things moving with nice energy and plenty of vocals. Carmella takes the facial very well, and adds a bit more fun with her comments afterwards. This is another enjoyable scene.

Scene 3 – Emma Starr and Phat Zane

When hot dirty blonde Emma gets to her room, she finds that Zane has put up a poster welcoming her back after a couple year absence. She's even more surprised when he asks to see her underwear and tells her that she's the entire reason he came to school there. She's quite flattered and turned on at the thought of some college cock, so when he promises to keep his mouth shut she kisses him and drops down to start sucking his large cock. Emma strips down to her sexy black bra and stockings and rubs her pierced pussy before Zane moves in to tongue it. She him fuck her missionary style before getting up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Zane also fucks her from behind before Emma lets him give her a nice load over her tongue and chest.

Emma Starr was one of the main reasons I wanted to check this one out, and although it's been a couple years since she's been in front of the camera she obviously still knows her way around a cock. She's lost a bit of weight and her pierced nipples, but still puts out some very nice energy and good vocals. This scene is as hot as I hoped.

Scene 4 – Joclyn Stone and Alan Stafford

Blonde / brunette Joclyn keeps Alan behind to talk to him about the importance of voting and isn't happy about him telling her that he doesn't think what he says will make a difference. Their discussion on voting turns to her tits, which she whips out for him to suck before stripping down to show off a few tattoos and a pussy that looks like it hasn't even seen a razor. Joclyn drops down to suck his cock in return before riding him cowgirl style, and then bends over the desk for him to keep fucking her. She gives Alan a bit more head before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and then lies back for him to give her a nice facial finish.

This scene just didn't do much for me. The opening works as well as the others, and Joclyn has nice chemistry with Alan while putting out some nice energy and vocals. The problem for me was that I just don't find Joclyn the least bit attractive, and her stripping down only makes it worse for me. If you like heavily tattooed larger women who don't appear to know how to work a razor this scene should probably work very well for you, but for me it didn't do anything.

Scene 5 – Kylie Ireland and Derrick Pierce

Professor Kylie tries to give homework to the class for their photography class while bald Derrick sleeps in the second row. When she dismisses the class and he starts talking in his sleep about a sex fantasy he's having with her, she finally wakes him. Derrick's embarrassed when he learns she heard him, but she lets him know that she was flattered and kind of enjoying it before moving in to kiss him. Kylie strips down to let him worship her tittes through her black bra before getting it out of the way so he can suck her pierced tits. Her panties also find their way to the floor as he makes his way down to lick her pussy, and after he works her over well with his tongue Kylie drops down to suck and stroke his cock in reciprocation. She even mixes in a little titty fucking and some throat action before riding Derrick reverse cowgirl style and having him take her from behind. Kylie mixes in a little cowgirl and missionary work as well before finally getting down for the facial finish.

Not surprisingly, Kylie turns out a very nice final scene. She puts out some very nice personality with a sultry feel that makes it hard to keep a smile off one's face. Also not surprising is Kylie putting out some nice vocals and energy or having good chemistry with Derrick. There's a part of me that was a little surprised she didn't take it in the ass, but this is still a very nice scene to close the movie out with.

My First Sex Teacher 13 is a simple but enjoyable fuck flick. The scenes all revolve around female teachers getting it on with their students or assistants, and play the age differential nicely and with a bit of fun. The sex is pretty straightforward but mixes things up nicely and always keeps a good spirit about it. The only scene that didn't work for me was Joclyn Stone's, and that's for the simple reason that she does absolutely nothing for me physically. Meanwhile, the other four scenes all worked for me nicely and gave me the chemistry and enjoyment I normally expect out of Naughty America. As for complaints, about all I can say is that it would be nice to see a little more variety sexually. A girl – girl or group scene mixed into this series now and then would be great as I'm not sure I've ever seen anything about straight boy – girl scenes in this series. My First Sex Teacher 13 is a simple but enjoyable fuck flick that plays the older female teacher and younger male student very nicely.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about three and three quarter minutes with about four seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and website information.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just over four minutes. Joclyn starts things out chatting after she finishes the scene and talking about how happy she is to have fucked an award winner. It moves on with a glimpse at another upcoming Joclyn scene as well as plenty of time chatting about hair and Joclyn's retro look. This is a fun little behind the scenes featurette that has some of the same great feeling as Naughty America puts into their scenes.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Naughty America’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $27 with most stores offering them under $20. If you want older women and a focus on sex around school, this one should be well worth the money. The sex is well shot and has nice chemistry without getting nasty. The technical aspects are nicely done, and once again Naughty America is finally showing a little care towards the overall DVD and the extras. This is a simple but enjoyable DVD.

Note to Naughty America: Thank you for finally putting a little care into your overall DVD and extras!

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