My Euro Sex Vacation Review

Reviewed by Zorge  on  11/21/2007

In an apparent tribute to Nick Drake, Swank are now releasing dvds under this "Pink Moon" label. (Also, if you flip the cover, the title is in French "Vive La Baise En Vacances!: Monsieur Swank 3".)

So, this is a compilation dvd (The back claims "A collection of the greatest scenes from award winning producer Denys Defrancesco.") One of the 5 scenes, is one that I just briefly reviewed the other day featuring Sugar Baby in Swank XXX Teens 9. The other four scenes offer seemingly typical Swank fare.

Scene one: Cynthia Cynthia is a thin and rather sexy girl with long black hair who gets picked up next to a guy in a minivan, standing by a bus that she either is supposed to have gotten off of or is broken down. Anyhow, she gets to blowing him in the front seats of the van. Then he briefly sticks it in her ass and she goes back to blowing him some more (the van is parked in some park or something.) Next they briefly fuck in cowgirl anal, which is nice. She blows him some more.
After an edit, they are in the stairwell of some apartment building, and she blows him some more, before getting fucked in spoon on the landing. They then move to RCG followed by RCA.
Next he is leading her into a room with her on all fours wearing his belt around her neck as a leash. She blows him some more before getting tossed on the uncovered mattress and getting fucked in mish and mish anal. Now all of her clothes come off, except for the belt around her neck. They do some more anal fucking in cowgirl then the guy tries to shoot his load in her mouth, but a lot of it misses, though Cynthia will lick up what missed in a minute. This is a pretty nice scene in my estimation!

Scene two: Yasmine Yasmine is a thin blonde wearing a tank top and some jean shorts. She's supposed to be cleaning with some guy, and he windexes her butt, which apparently works to turn her on. She strips down, but he's only going to use her mouth in this scene. She positions herself around several ways to blow the guy, and gets on top of him in 69, too, as well as being picked upside down in the air. After the guy cums, she goes back to vacuuming, then plays with some cum on her hand and tongue.

Scene three: Sarah Sarah is a thin brunette whose looks I'm not much into. She's taking on 2 guys here. She gets screwed in doggy and spoon while sucking the second guy off. Then it's onto a DP in cowgirl/doggy, of which we get some extreme close-ups (on the penetration, then on her face, then back to the penetration). Next is a DP with her flipped around in RCG. Finally she lies back and takes some cum around her chin and neck.

Scene four: Bibi Fox After posing and playing with herself a bit, Bibi takes on two guys. She does some pretty nice oral work on each guy before getting fucked in spoon for a short minute. Then the guy is spitting on and fingering her ass, and quickly moves to anal. We move to see her riding the one guy in cowgirl, and the other soon comes to make it a DP. Then the guys are abruptly ready to finish and get a little more oral from Bibi before shooting their loads at her face.
That was a rushed scene.

Scene four: Sugar Baby & 2 guys (from Swank XXX Teens 9) I suppose the guys are supposed to look like military types here. They work Sugar nicely from both ends, and work into a bit of DP action in RCG. They also put a stupid hat on her head, like some Australian safari hat, which doesn't look great. The scene goes pretty quickly and doesn't build much of an energy level. Then Sugar is on her knees while one guy cums around her mouth, she holds out the cap of a plastic thermos for the second guy to shoot at, but he mostly misses. Then he pours the drops of cum that did make it in, onto her tongue, but she won't even swallow, so I don't know why they bothered with this nonsense.

Extras and such: The editing on most of these scenes, aside from the all oral one, was pretty choppy. The camera angles are often subpar, as well. So even when the action seems like it is getting a little interesting, the scene will abruptly jump to something else, with little continuity or any feeling to get into. Oh, and there are no extras other than a photo gallery and a trailer reel.

Conclusions The fact that this is a compilation makes it worse. If this is really "A collection of the greatest scenes from award winning producer Denys Defrancesco," then that guy doesn't have a very good body of work and I can't imagine what sort of award he was given. I do like the first scene, and the second scene with only oral was alright. After that, things got a lot choppier.