My Baby Got Back 34 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  11/29/2004

My Baby Got Back 34

Running Time: 120 min.

Production Date: March - August 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

If Video Team had half a mind, they would get Sir Mix A lot to host an episode of this series. With all the rappers crossing over into porn, it would be lovely to see Mix-A-Lot in one of these titles. Hell, it would be money just to see a set a of MTV style cuts to his Baby Got Back soundtrack. This has to be one of the longest running non-compilation series in porn, and it’s great to see sista’s taking brotha's down in the brown.

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Candace Jackson

“Candy Girl, You Are My World” Had to borrow a line form New Edition cause this girl looked so sweet that I wanted to sip the nectar straight from her soiled panties. I never paid this girl much mind. For some reason she always appeared to be missing something.

I’m not sure what that something was, but I damn sure know she brought it today. Long hair, white stockings and a short denim mini…. If your dick don’t get hard from that, queer eye is calling you! You gonna be mad cause all these girl are on fire, but Video Team had no images available for this review.

The title starts with Candace going door to door collecting for the “Charity for Ass” fund. I’ll tell you right now. This is one charity that I hope my company does not match. I want to make sure and be fully vested with my personal donation. Ms. Jackson made it clear if you didn’t have the money, you could donate dick, and that’s exactly what this guy did.

I’m not convinced that anal is Candace’s bag, but she put on a respectable show.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Persia

We join her in a session of “Tae Bro”. Lucky lives up to his porn name by giving the “Queen Bee” of porn an anal work out.

This scene was classic Van Styles. Not because it was hot camera work, but because the lighting was SHIT! The scene proved to be average due to the fact that neither performer appeared to bring their "A Game".

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Ayana Angel

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this girl on a bad day, yet. She’s an amazing beauty and has a top 5 body of all active women in the biz.

This was a 2 on 1 joint. I’ll be up front and say that multiple men in a scene ain’t my bag. I’ll also say that women like Ava Devine, and Ayana Angel make 2 on 1 look like Ron Artest against Piston fans, THEY WRECK SHIT!

Another good scene, but nothing above average.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Skyy

This girl has serious potential. If she truly wants to achieve it, I’d suggest the following. Lose that ugly ass chin piercing (I would have though V-Team knew better after India) And tighten up that curvy frame. If Skyy does that, she’ll go from Pretty, to Stunning.

Skyy gives some serious head. Right about the time brotha man started to swell, she slid sideways and gave up the asshole to this clown. I’d seen this girl a time or two and I’ve been dying to see her go anal. She made it hot, and this fool rocked her block. This was a classic nut bust, make sure to see this.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jada Fire

I have no idea how Jada does it. Every time I see her she gets sexier and sexier. Today she’s slim, firm and fit. The down side of this scene is Mandingo.

Mandingo never gets rock hard, and women rarely appear to enjoy his size. This cats dick is way too big. They can’t take him vaginally, or anally, the best thing they can ATTEMPT to do is put the head in their mouth.

In the BTS Jada jokes about his size, but if you read between the lines you can tell that she knows his scenes are strictly circus side show.

This cat could be a millionaire, but it’s gonna have to come from oral theme movies, his sex scenes are lacking because he suffers from the 3-legged curse.

Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

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This is a huge leap forward from the last title I saw in this series, but the series still needs help. It’s this reviewers opinion that the only way to recapture this series is to break it down to it’s roots. That means poor scripts, bad acting, hot women and blazin anal. That’s exactly what made this series classic.

This was worth a rental for sure, but unless you got it bad for these females, you may be less than impressed.

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