Muscle Ranch Review
Colt
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Reviewed by Netguy on 1/27/2001
DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH!
Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70’s & 80’s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are
generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldn’t be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good!
The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol’ man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and there’s a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got.
The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude. Ed is seen stroking his big hard cock to this and he also thinks of him and Jake getting it on. Ed shoves his big cock and balls down Jake’s throat; Ed rims Jake’s ass and then sucks his cock as well. Both these guys are huge body builders and have great bodies and dicks but the video looks dated and so do they. The final scene of them kissing and fondling each other while they pour beer all over each other, down their massive chests and onto their cocks was pretty nice but it came too late and too little!
Overall I can’t recommend this-hopefully Colt will start producing some better quality dvd productions!
Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70’s & 80’s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are
generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldn’t be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good!
The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol’ man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and there’s a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got.
The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude. Ed is seen stroking his big hard cock to this and he also thinks of him and Jake getting it on. Ed shoves his big cock and balls down Jake’s throat; Ed rims Jake’s ass and then sucks his cock as well. Both these guys are huge body builders and have great bodies and dicks but the video looks dated and so do they. The final scene of them kissing and fondling each other while they pour beer all over each other, down their massive chests and onto their cocks was pretty nice but it came too late and too little!
Overall I can’t recommend this-hopefully Colt will start producing some better quality dvd productions!
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