Muscle Bareback Review
Gaslamp Video
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Reviewed by jb69 on 9/20/2003
Cast: uncredited, though I did recognize 1 guy, Josh Perez from Titan's Tag Team.
This is easily one of the worst bareback films I've ever seen. There's only 2 scenes, but they unfortunately drag on for quite a while. The first scene is a three way with Josh and 2 other muscular guys. This is one of those three ways that really should have been a duo. One of these guys doesn't do a whole lot. You'd think at some point the director would pull this guy aside, slip him a twenty, and send him out for beer or something. I guess it's watchable... seeing Josh impale himself on a bare cock was exciting for about 2 minutes. After that, I nearly slipped into a coma.
But at least the first scene had decent looking guys. The second scene is a train wreck. It's more of a gang bang than anything. Three ok looking guys take turns fucking an unattractive forth. None of them look very excited about the task at hand. I'm guessing they all got paid before they saw what their bottom looked like, and are now just going through the motions because they already spent their money on Rolaids and Geritol.
Bottom line: I guess I'd watch the first scene again if it was playing at a gay bar, and I've already downed a few Malibu Cokes. The second scene is far too trauma inducing for me to ever watch again, though. My advice? Steer clear of this one. There's got to be better muscle bareback action out there somewhere... right?
Running Time: 73 minutes
This is easily one of the worst bareback films I've ever seen. There's only 2 scenes, but they unfortunately drag on for quite a while. The first scene is a three way with Josh and 2 other muscular guys. This is one of those three ways that really should have been a duo. One of these guys doesn't do a whole lot. You'd think at some point the director would pull this guy aside, slip him a twenty, and send him out for beer or something. I guess it's watchable... seeing Josh impale himself on a bare cock was exciting for about 2 minutes. After that, I nearly slipped into a coma.
But at least the first scene had decent looking guys. The second scene is a train wreck. It's more of a gang bang than anything. Three ok looking guys take turns fucking an unattractive forth. None of them look very excited about the task at hand. I'm guessing they all got paid before they saw what their bottom looked like, and are now just going through the motions because they already spent their money on Rolaids and Geritol.
Bottom line: I guess I'd watch the first scene again if it was playing at a gay bar, and I've already downed a few Malibu Cokes. The second scene is far too trauma inducing for me to ever watch again, though. My advice? Steer clear of this one. There's got to be better muscle bareback action out there somewhere... right?
Running Time: 73 minutes
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