Muff Review

Reviewed by howie  on  3/6/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (special edition)
Sergio Leone’s masterpiece is highly regarded as possibly the best of the “spaghetti” western genre. This 2-disc special edition contains the 180-minute restored version with the original print and audio track remastered. The remastering includes the addition of voice-over tracks by Eastwood and Wallach in 2002 for the restored scenes. (The original US release in 1967 was cut-down by 19 minutes as compared to the original Italian release and at the time they did not record English audio tracks for the deleted scenes.) This disc is highly recommended.

Director: Miles Long

My review: For this review I will be using a more critical eye in the interest of providing constructive feedback to X-worx for it appears to me that the porn world is already cluttered as it is and unless you release quality product and build customer loyalty from the get go, you might get lost amongst the others. It’s not just the strong that survive, but it is the strong that dominate and flourish. For instance, my purchases as of late have been limited to 2 studios.

X-worx is the new porn studio on the block and one of their 1st offerings is an all girl flick with as good looking cast as you can possibly have as evidenced by the front cover. The movie’s runtime is approximately 130 minutes and contains 5 scenes with heavy usage of dildos. Personally, the over usage of dildos in lesbian scenes can get tiresome, especially if there is no variety of toys like anal beads, strap-ons or others.

My first complaint is the disc starts with a trailer for X-Vision and it doesn’t allow you to skip it by pressing your remote’s menu button. You can fast forward it but I hated having to figure out how to skip it. I don’t like being force-fed my porn and I wish porn studios would stop doing this with the DVD authoring. My other complaint is with the video quality, which could have been sharper. There are some pixelation problems and is more noticeable in the 2nd and last scene but some viewers might not have such a discerning eye to care. Regardless, X-worx should have put more care in their DVD production/authoring efforts.

Scene 1 – Nikki Hunter, Trinity & Ariana Jollee: The scene starts by the pool with the girls wearing bikinis and it shifts indoors where all of a sudden Trinity and Nikki are now nude except for leather collars and rope tied around their body in a fetish manner with Ariana taking control of the scene. Nikki is first to receive the action and that includes getting 12-fingered in her pussy. Trinity is spared the heavy fingering but does start the anal with some fingers and a dildo. The highlight of the scene is Ariana working a dildo in her own ass and twice pissing, though some of you will say squirting, all over Nikki’s face. They all share in the oral clean-up of the liquid. Very good scene to start.

Scene 2 – Jackie Moore & Haley: This scene is with 2 knockouts and there is good chemistry between them. There is lots of kissing and they are always aware of each other even when they are using the dildos on themselves. Haley is almost too cute to get a dildo in her ass, let alone do ATM. But who am I to judge? The highlight of the scene is them using a double-headed dildo in their asses as they are lying on the sofa and Haley is fingering her pussy for a pseudo-DP. This scene rocked the house. This is what I like to see in lesbian porn.

Scene 3 – Jamie Brooks , Isabel Ice & Aria: Jamie is a gorgeous Brit with quite the potty-mouth while Aria and Isabel come up a little short on the looks department but not in energy. The scene starts with Jamie and Isabel both in doggie and dildos in their asses as Aria walks into the room. The aggressive action soon starts with gagging on dildos, lots of spitting, and mainly their asses getting worked over with dildos and fingers. This scene has some more pissing – damn, I did it again – I mean squirting incidents when Aria’s pussy and Isabel’s ass are using a double-headed glass dildo and Aria pulls out to soak Isabel. Soon thereafter, Aria squirts but a few droplets again as Jamie is working a dildo in Aria’s ass while Aria is playing with her own clit. But wait, the scene is not over just yet as Isabel is bent over on the couch and gets 2 dildos in her ass for a DAP followed by an attempt to get 12 fingers in her ass after getting 8 fingers in successfully. Oh my lord, the depravity. This scene will be hit and miss with viewers and it was more hit with me.

Scene 4 – Sophia & Charlie Lane: Sophia is misidentified in the cast list with an “e” and she is wearing a cute, sheer pink teddy. The dildos come out right away and it’s Charlie’s pussy first to get the loving in mish and doggie position. Next is Sophia’s turn. All the while there is some nice PTM action. This scene doesn’t compare in the least bit to the Jackie/Haley scene earlier and I fast forward. Someone please e-mail me if I missed anything in the rest of the scene.

Scene 5 – Justine, Trina Michaels & Ava Ramon: I have high hopes as the eye candy for this scene is featured on the cover art. You have a blonde in Trina, brunette in Ava, and cranberry red in Justine for the finale, which takes place by an outdoor pool. Lo and behold, it isn’t too long before Trina’s ass is riding Justine’s strap-on in RCG with Ava completing the DP with a dildo and her fingers. Next up is Ava getting analized with a dildo while in doggie and Trina providing the occasional ATOGM. Justine’s pussy gets in on the action with a dildo as she is standing and kissing Trina. Then it’s back to Trina hovering over Ava both in doggie as Justine takes turns probing their asses further with a dildo. This is followed by Ava on top of Trina both in mish as Justine now probes their pussies. This was a very good scene.

Extras: The extras is one offering and it contains some solo tease segments and BTS stuff. What is noteworthy in the BTS is seeing Isabel inserting an un-lubed can of Red Bull in her ass. That is some crazy shit. Anyway, the extras were really lacking and I thought it was a wasted opportunity to promote their other titles.

Summary: I’m giving Muff a strong rental and a possible buy recommendation. It will depend on how you like your lesbian porn and the amount of toy usage. For my tastes, the video quality could have been better and there could’ve been more of a variety with the toys. I’m not a big fan of squirting and, therefore, my favorite scenes were the 2nd and last scene. I’ll be on the lookout for X-worx’s other titles, especially subsequent editions of this series if they keep casting such eye candy. I wish X-worx the best of luck as they embark on their business endeavor.