Mr. Chews Asian Beaver 5 Review

Synopsis
Well, if a title like Mr. Chews Asian Beaver suggests anything, it’s that the beavers in question will be Asian. (You also get the feeling there might be some pussy-eating going on. And, technically, beavers are furry, but a quick glance at the box cover reveals that these women all sport the standard clean-shaven look.) Why, then, out of 5 girls on this DVD, are only 3 Asian? Vick Chase is Latina, and Samora Morgan is just plain old white American. This false advertising puts me in a bad mood from the get go. Imagine, you purchase a DVD thinking you’ll get exclusively Asian beavers, and you end up with a 60-40 racial split. Anyway, some of the scenes are at least decent.

Scene One
Allanah Li has huge tits the size of basketballs. I seriously can’t believe they’re real, but maybe they are. She also has a lot of dark stubble and razor burn in her pubic area. This is a huge turn-off for me. Anyway, she and her muscular male counterpart go through the standard mixture of BJs and vaginal sex until they end with a cumshot to her face. A dull and lifeless scene.

Scene Two
Thin and lanky Rosemary Radeva is really cute, and seeing her on the box cover convinced me to get this release. But she has braces. I find that somewhat disgusting and disturbing. Still, I’ll let it slide thanks to her shy personality and beautiful A-cup breasts. She starts out in a schoolgirl uniform, and does us the favor of keeping her knee-high white socks and black heels on for the entire scene. Rosemary really is a pleasure to watch as she sucks on Billy’s big shaved cock and lick’s the lucky man’s balls. His dickhead can barely fit in her mouth, let alone his shaft. Billy returns the favor, spreading her out and licking her shaved pussy in a nice sequence, before they move onto sex in mish. Cowgirl is a real treat, as Rosemary actually has quite a nice round butt, and she makes some really cute squealing noises while she grinds her hips bounces up and down on his cock. The way she moves is really sensual; love to see her dark little asshole, too. Billy picks her up and they fuck standing, for a bit, then we get to see this long-legged beauty in reverse cowgirl and then doggy. (I don’t think I’ve ever seen legs like these in porn. Wow.) Billy jerks off onto her tongue to end it. The best scene on the DVD by far.

Scene Three
Cute Filipina Ariel Rose gives us the second best scene on the DVD, thanks to her cute (yet slutty) demeanor and nice tight body. Just lover her perky B-cups and tight shaved pussy (although she does show a fair amount of dark stubble). Ariel also keeps this great knee-high black socks and high heels on for the entire scene. Nice. She sucks the guy’s cock, then he licks and fingers her pussy, and then we get a nice sequence where she’s sucking his cock while he’s fingering her pussy. They fuck in doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and a little bit of what passes for mish, until he jerks off on her tongue. A decent scene with an attractive young woman.

Scene Four
Ok, I have nothing against Vicki Chase or Latinas, but this is supposed to be an Asian release. Vicki is dressed up like a schoolgirl (I’m beginning to detect a pattern here), and starts out getting her pussy licked and fingered by Mr. Pete. He even fingers her asshole, which is awesome. She alternates between sucking his cock and fucking in mish, and Pete even licks her asshole at one point. Love to see that. They fuck in a few vaginal positions (and even do 69), until Pete pulls out while Vick is sucking his cock and jerks a huge load onto her mouth. Another solid scene.

Scene Five
Tanned Samora Morgan has huge natural 32D tits that pop right out of her schoolgirl uniform. She’s from Singapore, but she’s American, and claims this is her second scene. (I think Mr. Chews was confused and mistook her for an Asian.) Mr. Pete comes in, and starts fingering her pussy like crazy. Then things really heat up when he wets his finger on her twat and slides it gently into Samora’s asshole. We get a really hot sequence of anal fingering, with Pete sliding 2 fingers in her butt and Samora, obviously enjoying it a lot, calling for a finger in her pussy as well. She sucks his cock, and then Pete fingers her ass a little more while they fuck in cowgirl. At one point in cowgirl I can’t tell if he’s in her pussy or her ass, but in spoons he slides right into her ass for some real hot anal fucking. Then he goes straight into her pussy in doggy (don’t try this at home, folks; I hope Samora doesn’t get sick). Doggy anal is next, then straight to vaginal mish. Pete goes back into her ass one more time, before nutting on her face. (Samora sucks his cock clean afterward.)

Final Thoughts
Well, aside from Allanah’s scene, the others were definitely up to the standard of average mainstream American porn. Bottom line, if you like the women involved, you’ll like watching them fuck. Otherwise, this DVD’s probably not for you. Personally, I did enjoy the final four scenes, but just wish there had been more Asian women given the film’s title.