Mother Fuckin' Anal Review

Reviewed by Dirty Rock  on  6/30/2018

Evil Angel director Aiden Riley has presented to us a nearly great anal-themed fapping release with three top MILFs all of whom are renowned for their backdoor taking prowess. These queens take it all without hesitation, and love every inch going in hard. Latin bombshells Mercedes Carrera, Bridgette B, and legendary powerhouse performer Dana DeArmond all give 100 in their scenes, while Mercedes anal romp with John Strong not only goes down as one of her strongest scenes to date, but a contender for multiple award show nominations for anal scene of the year. Fans of these ladies wont leave disappointed.

Bridgette B
Waiting for Small Hands to use his hands all over her as she patiently waits for her massage, Bridgette B gets fully nude for her oil rubdown. As always Bridgette takes control early on of his cock, sucking him off with those thick lips, and offering her tits so he can fuck those big plastic fun bags. Instead of a rubdown he dicks her down, starting with her pussy until she starts trembling. The camerawork her, as in Mercedes and Dana’s scenes, are stellar since we get great views of their long legs, and slender bodies as their being slammed. Bridgette’s tanned, sweaty body is prepared for her anal romp and Small pounds her hard. Bridgette enjoys his cock going in and out of her, the best shots being of her on all fours with her butthole exposed, and anal mish when her legs are fully spread and her pussy in full view. For an opener, this scene nicely sets the tone for the rest of this DVD.

Mercedes Carrera
This scene is purely all-sex, no dialogue, no set-up but we do have a short but fantastic tease courtesy of Mercedes. Foregoing to the more sensual route, Mercedes just moves her body erotically, showing off her extra-toned body looking lovely in her gold one-piece. She pulls the bottom portion to the side to reveal her big clit and pink hole, then turns around and simply pulls her ass apart to show off her butthole. John Strong calls her over and she immediately goes for his cock. After sucking him off good Mercedes’ ass gets all the attention. John goes straight for the A and Mercedes relishes having his cock pounding her deep in a variety of positions. In spoon Mercedes’ holes and her long legs are captured wonderfully by Aiden’s camera. There’s also a very good sexual energy between the two veteran performers. Mercedes seems in control despite getting it in the ass for the bulk of this scene. Her control of his cock and rimming him, plus her telling John she wants anal from the onset proves this is Mercedes’ show. After almost an hour of pounding that ass, John finally pumps her pussy to cream inside Mercedes. It definitely ranks as one of her all-time finest performances, not to be ignored as one of the years best anal scenes. Aiden and Mercedes, two masters of their craft, have delivered a scorching scene worth viewing again and again.

London River
I had not heard of London nor did I know anything of her performing ability. She’s paired with one of the great cocksman in Mr. Pete who does his best with London. This scene has low energy written all over it. London just doesn’t come with anywhere near the sex appeal of the other ladies, and there just seems to be a lack of chemistry between the two performers. It all rests of Pete’s shoulders who takes charge of the scene. London is a fairly new performer with just under 20 scenes, so I can excuse her lack of on-camera experience, but she appears out of place here with the title’s three other strong veteran female performers. With Pete covering her entire head with nylon and in full control, that’s just not what the other ladies would do. I can’t say there was anything erotic about that or any other part of this scene. It’s one you need to have your finger on the skip button for most of the scene. Perhaps London has done good scenes for other directors, but this scene isn’t one of them.

Dana DeArmond
The moment the camera pans on Dana the sexiness oozes out of her. For the first ten minutes of this hour plus scene we watch Dana in her slinky black dress and stilettos, slowly show off her goods. She gets herself ready for Bill Bailey who can’t wait to get things started. Dana sucks him off, throating his cock and showing off her amazing cock sucking abilities. Her ass looks voluptuous and her new tits get sucked on. Again, the camerawork here is all on Dana, panning all around her and just capturing Dana in all her erotic glory. Bill pounds Dana good in both holes and Dana enjoys his cock pumping her non-stop. Her long legs and thin, white hot body are nicely captured, as well as her holes as they get stuffed. She easily takes him anally without any problem, demonstrating her prowess as one of the all-time great anal queens. The scene nicely moves along, and you don’t even realize an hour has pass when Bill finally dumps a load on Dana, bring an end to this mostly good jerker of a release.