Mother Fuckers (Mayhem) Review

Studio: Mayhem
Director: Francois
Editor: Palmer
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:16:21

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Interviews / Trailers (0:41:38)

Starring:
Vanessa Lane (Cover Girl)
Trina Michaels
Nomi
Michelle Banks
Pamela Princess

Themes: Anal

This is not a pregnant fetish movie as you might imagine, but rather a straight gonzo feature highlighting some "horny housewives" getting anally fucked. There's some brief set-ups to the action with the bare minimum of plot before getting down to the sex. At the beginning of each girl's scene there's a photo montage of different shots of her naked form from every angle. It's like we get to clinically examine each girl (or 'mother') before watching her get fucked. Probably the biggest selling point of "Mother Fuckers" is the hot purple box cover with Vanessa Lane.

Scene 1: Vanessa Lane and a guy

Vanessa's supposed to play some sort of lonely housewife I think. She's very young looking though so that is going to take some imagination. I guess she is baking some pies with a random guy who is not her husband. He's wearing a wife-beater style undershirt. Vanessa's quickly squatting on the floor and vigorously sucking his dick.

All of the action takes place in a kitchen. Vanessa goes all the way down and gags on the dude's cock several times. He puts some whipped cream on his dick and Vanessa gets a little messy sucking it all off. She's really a good performer and brings a lot of sex-starved energy to the scene.

She gets fucked vaginally in mish up on the kitchen counter before taking the guy in her ass also. When he's fucking her ass in doggy style bent over the counter he shoves Vanessa's face into one of the pies. It looks to be lemon meringue or something similar. Vanessa gets really messy with whipped cream everywhere, which was pretty unerotic in my opinion. The guy jizzes all over her pie-covered face to end the scene.

Scene 2: Michelle Banks and two guys

I've never seen Michelle Banks before, but I can tell you she's quite young-looking too and not ideal to play the part of a bored housewife. Michelle's a Latina girl with a nice smile and a large graffiti-style tattoo on her lower back. She's required to fuck two dudes in a bedroom. We get some serious pussy eatin' followed by some requisite dick suckin'. She rides one guy in reverse cowgirl while blowing the other one. Michelle does anal too with some A2M thrown in. They all do a DP in cowgirl and both guys blast Michelle's mug with cum.

Scene 3: Nomi and a blonde guy

Nomi is a nice-looking French blonde who is a better fit for this movie than the first two girls. By that, I mean she is more mature and has kind of a MILF (mom I'd like to fuck) thing going on. She does a familiar blonde guy in a gym on some workout equipment. He gets four fingers worked into her pussy to start the scene.

The guy gets blown by Nomi too, who does a nice job. The guy spits in her open mouth and forces the length of his dick down her throat. She get on top of him in cowgirl and does some P2M. Nomi even does anal in reverse cowgirl and seems to genuinely enjoy it. She tastes the guy's dick for some A2M. The guy moans loudly as he delivers his load to Nomi's mouth which is spit out.

Scene 4: Pamela Princess and a guy

Pamela's the hottest member of this cast in my mind. She also looks like she might be able to pass as a sexy horny housewife... albeit a very young one. She's dressed in a flimsy yellow sun dress which looks quite sexy on her. A bearded guy gets blown by Pamela. He holds her by the head and lightly fucks her mouth. All these guys in this movie are of pretty average length, I notice.

He fucks Pamela in missionary on a couch and Pamela's pussy seems to be very wet. She does anal too in reverse cowgirl which was the highlight of the film for me. Pamela even does some A2M and some more anal in doggy but her tight ass doesn't gape very well. The dude gives her a pretty good facial painting and Pamela looks fantastic covered in jizz.

Scene 5: Trina Michaels and two guys in pimp suits

Trina's a girl that I've seen a whole lot of recently. She must work every day or something. She certainly has not worn out her welcome though and I've been impressed with her many scenes in the past. She blows a dude in a suit with a goatee and does some good deep throating. Another dude comes in and confronts Trina, who is supposedly "fucking dad's boss." There's some terrible acting, and I can't figure out any of the 'plot' but eventually Trina's sucking both their dicks. She gets really sloppy gagging on both guy's tools.

One guy slaps Trina's giant fake boobs which barely move. They get her on the bed and one guy fucks her vaginally in a bunch of positions while the other guy gets blown. Trina does anal in reverse cowgirl and DP in the same position. Again the lighting was not great in her scene but at least the money shots were pretty good as both guys fully glaze Trina's face to end the movie.

In the interviews section we learn that Michelle is from Vancouver, Canada. She does porn because it's "something to do." Pamela Princess is French and used to be blonde. She goes to school for English during the week. Vanessa looks really sexy in her interview and talks about "getting fucked in the ass." Trina talks about her massive breasts. She seems kind of shy in front of the camera. We don't discover how old Nomi is, but all the other girls are no older than 23, which kind of kills the horny housewife vibe.

Folks searching for a MILF movie in "Mother Fuckers" are likely to be disappointed. All the women are pretty young-looking with the exception of Nomi and even she does not qualify as "mature." It's basically just a straight anal sex movie with a pretty average cast and a little bad acting thrown in. Vanessa gave it her all in her scene but the lemon-meringue ending left my genitals limp. Pamela's scene is the best of the bunch and Trina's DP was pretty good too. I've seen much better from Mayhem lately, though.