More Than a Handful 9 (Metro) Review

Running Time: 92 min.

Production Date: 9 / 7 / 2000 thru 11 / 20 / 2000

Director: Mike “Quasarman” Quasar

Cast: T. J. Hart, Jessica Jewel, Lovette, Nicole Sheridan, Kiri, Tanya Danielle, Felicia Fox, Mark Davis, Tyce Bune, Ron Jeremy, and Voodoo

Initial Expectations: The Quaze normally does a good fuck flick, so not having any plot here should help this be a hot feature.

Initial Reaction: This isn’t normally my kind of feature, but I thought it was both hot and a lot of fun!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of big fat titties and Ron Jeremy’s humor

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes natural women

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally well balanced and free of background noises. The video isn’t quite as good. It’s normally slightly grainy, to the point I’d say it’s VHS quality at best. On the plus side, it’s continuous so you might get used to it, and there aren’t a lot of shadows to interfere with things.

Music: The music is fairly soft in feel, and changes in balance with the rest of the audio. There are times when it’s the only audio and there are times when it rests nicely in the background. The changing balance goes a long way towards helping the mood in the scenes, and enhances almost every scene.

Menus: All of the menus are very simple and don’t have any animation. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a scene number and a picture of the scene that’s so grainy you can’t tell whether there are people or animals having sex.

The Feature: After a hilarious introduction by Ron Jeremy that shows just why he’s still around, More Than a Handful 9 gets down to what most people are going to want to see. That’s right, it’s tons (which doesn’t appear to be much of an exaggeration here) of big fat titties slamming around as the girls get fucked. Ron returns to give a few more introductions and tell you what was cut out for plot before each scene.

Lovette’s tits and their sidekick, namely the rest of Lovette, get it on with Doctor Tyce Bune in a hospital for the opening scene. Rather than risking being crushed, Tyce heads for a little cover between Lovette’s legs and her extremely juicy pussy. Lovette moans and screams away, which I assume was from Tyce’s tongue and fingers rather than the weight of her tits crushing her. Apparently Tyce is either on the little blue pills or doesn’t think he can get close enough to get his cock sucked, so he starts fucking Lovette from behind. Lovette demonstrates her herculean strength by moving up into reverse cowgirl, and even does some of the work rather than just holding her bald pussy over Tyce’s cock. Finally, Tyce risks suffocation as Lovette rides him cowgirl style before she drops down and sucks his guy goo out of Lyce’s half hard and blue tinted dick onto her face, and of course, tits. It’s a pretty decent scene that has some decent energy.

While waiting for a subway, Mark Davis is hassled by T. J. Hart and Nicole Sheriden, both of whom have nice big tits but none of which are at all grotesque. He tries giving them money, but that’s not the kind of hard currency they want. After he whips it out, the girls drop down to team up on his cock orally before T. J. leaves Nicole with Mark’s cock in her mouth. She moves up to his face, so Mark can get her pussy and ass ready with his tongue and fingers. Surprisingly, T. J. doesn’t get the first action, as Nicole moves up to have her ass fucked first in reverse cowgirl and later in missionary. T. J. watches and plays a little before getting her chance to have her ass fucked from behind. T. J. also takes Mark in her ass missionary style before the girls share a facial from Mark. It’s a very hot scene that has great chemistry. Everybody puts some nice energy into the scene, and it works out great.

Raven tressed Jessica Jewel and VooDoo have make-up sex in the next scene. Jessica plays with VooDoo’s cock in his pants before pulling it out to suck while he fingers her pussy. Jessica even wraps her big fat titties around VooDoo’s shaft for a little tittie-fucking before riding him reverse cowgirl. They move into missionary for a long fuck before moving to fuck her from behind. Jessica finally gets down and close enough that VooDoo should be able to give her a nice facial. Defending the honor of male porn star aim, Voodoo nails Jessica’s mouth, face, neck, and anything else in the nearby vicinity. It’s an extremely hot scene with great chemistry and energy. I don’t think I’ve seen much of Jessica before, but I know I’m going to pay attention to her in the future!

Tanya Danielle and Kira have wild lesbian sex in a back alley for no apparent reason in the penultimate scene. Tanya’s a cute brunette with great big fat titties, while Kira has borderline realistic sized breasts. Kira licks and fingers Tanya from behind as she bends over the car, and then joins her on the hood so she can get right in there between Tanya’s legs. She takes her spot on the hood next so Tanya can return the favor. Tanya tongues Kira’s pussy as well as her asshole before they kiss and the movie moves on. It’s a soft and tender lesbian scene that to me, didn’t really fit in with the raw heat in many of the other scenes.

Finally, Felecia Fox, a cute brunette with a pierced tongue, navel, and pussy and some nice real tits, gets it on with alcoholic bum Ron Jeremy, who also has some big real tits, in a public restroom. After taking pity on Ron, Felecia drops down to suck his cock while the Quaze wisely keeps as much of Ron off camera as possible. She puts some nice energy into it, and is repaid with a visit from Ron’s tongue. She lays back for Ron to fuck her on a convenient towel for as long as she can, and then wisely turns around so she can get dicked while not looking at Ron. They move back to missionary, where Ron has Felecia start the countdown, and at one he decorates her pretty smiling face. It’s another good scene, despite Ron Jeremy getting naked. Felecia actually looks happy to be there, so I’m assuming she’s being well paid, and they both put some nice energy into the scene. It’s actually a great scene to end with.

I’ve had More Than a Handful 9 sitting on my shelf to review for quite a while. I’m not a big fan of busty features, but since the Quaze did it I was willing to give it a shot. I’m kicking myself for putting it off as long as I did. Ron’s setups for the scenes are hilarious, and worth the rental price of the movie without even the sex scenes. Amazingly, with the exception of the lesbian scene, the sex scenes are just as good! Every scene has great chemistry, and there’s some amazing energy and heat in almost every one. Although it’s a very close race, I’d say that Jessica Jewel and VooDoo’s scene is the best, although the others aren’t far behind. The only one that doesn’t work too well is the lesbian scene between Kira and Tanya Danielle, which is also a good scene but doesn’t fit in well with the rest of the feature. I’d highly recommend taking a chance with More Than a Handful 9. It should definitely keep your hands busy!

Extras: As usual, there’s the standard web links and corporate information. The photo gallery has about twenty nice looking snapshots. Rather than including the standard bios, the Quaze interviews some of the stars. T. J. Hart talks about her scene, living in Southern California, her hobbies, and sports. Tanya Danielle talks about what she does and doesn’t do in the industry, dating, and reading. Kiri talks about her job, Texas and California, and basically doesn’t say anything while Quaze tries to get her to talk. Jessica Jewel talks about shopping, working with the Quaze, who she likes to do, and small penises. They’re fun interviews that show much of the same humor the Quaze was known for on his late website.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about fifteen minutes. It’s a very well done behind the scenes. It captures the fun on the set for almost every scene, the people screwing around behind the scenes, and the scenes themselves being shot. Much of it is done with Quasarman’s great sense of humor, and you even get to see some of the Quaze’s musical talent. It makes for a great behind the scenes feature that’s almost as fun as the main feature.

Themes: Straight, busty, spanking, group, rimming (male > female and female > female), lesbian, anal, and tit-fucking

Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme

Overall: Currently, More Than a Handful 9 can be found online for between $16 and $25 with most stores offering it for around $20. Although the video leaves a bit to be desired, I’d recommend picking this one up at the low end and might even slap you if you didn’t rent or borrow it. The sex is hot and the setups hilarious. There’s even some nice extras there to round out the DVD.

Note to Metro: It’s nice to see you putting the effort of decent extras into all sex film DVD like this.

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