Monster Tits (Exquisite) Review

I love breasts. I love breasts of all sizes. And I love movies about breasts. Some big breasted women and movies are novelty, or good for a switch, but it can still be fun to watch. Crystal Ashley has the biggest here, and they're extreme, with all the other girls at various different sizes. If you don't like fake breasts, look elsewhere. There are no condoms for people who care about that. The action can get a bit ruff in some parts, but it isn't violent. It's more like raw and sloppy.

Each scene is split on the chapter select by what part of the scene it is. You can jump from there either to the intro interview, oral, sex, anal(if that scene has it. Sheila Marie and Trina Michaels do anal), or the cumshot. The sound and video quality looks good to me, but I'm not the pickiest about that anyway.

Overall, I'd give the movie an average, or a 2.5/5...The good parts weren't good enough to offset the parts I didn't like, and I'm not rich enough(or at all, for that matter, but I digress) to buy movies where I totally won't like half of the scenes. Like you sometimes see in movies focusing on a specific thing like big tits or female squirting, the people making the movie seemed content to say, "Hey, they got big breasts, that's good enough right?" Unfortunately, no it isn't. I wouldn't recommend a purchase, unless you're just really, REALLY into one of the girls and need the scene.

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Scene 1 - Crystal Ashley

She starts the scene off with an interview with the cameraman. Then there's a little bit of stripping and a decent oral scene with her on her knees, breasts pulled out of her dress. Some titfucking, and with a girl who once held the world record for the largest breasts, I get the sense that's what they were made for. They go through a few positions on the bed, all vaginal, and then a cumshot on her tits. There wasn't much heat to the scene, and mostly, the camera angles weren't the best. Some giant fake breasts seem too stiff, and some still seem soft, even if you KNOW they must be packed to the point of bursting(for example, in the second scene we knew Daphne Rosen's chest is huge too, and fake. But even though they don't jiggle like real breasts, they still rock on her chest when she gets pounded). Ms. Ashley's seemed a little stiff...well, a lot stiff. However, I knew the risk of that when I saw her chest size, so no real big surprise. Nothing was outright awful about the scene, per se...but nothing was good about it either, so I'll call it a 2/5.

Scene 2 - Daphne Rosen

I've seen Daphne in a few other scenes before, some with a few different breast sizes. Not sure if this is the biggest I've seen hers, but if not, then it's close. Whoever did her makeup did a good job. Not too much, but she looks really pretty here. Titplay, nipple sucking, and oral both ways all happen as the two get the action going. I might be alone on this, but some porn guys have funny looking curved penises. This guy is one. Because of that, I was happy when it finally disappeared inside her. They go through a few all-vaginal positions. My favorites were the ones where he was taking her from behind, first doggiestyle with her on hands and knees, then even hotter to me when she lay flat on her belly and he's still pounding into her. She takes his cum on her tits, then a little cleanup sucking, which she lets dribble onto her chest. I liked this scene more, and it seemed the on-screen couple did too. 3/5.

Scene 3 - Friday

When the camera turns on at the start of the scene, we have Friday in a blue swimsuit, and her chest already exposed. She rubbing oil all over herself, playing with her nipples, then working her pussy with her fingers. A man joins the scene, and he starts playing with her chest too. This must be an older scene from her, or different makeup or something, because she didn't look like I expect her, both her face and her chest size. She gets on her knees and keeps playing with herself as the guy puts his cock in her mouth and makes her deep throat him. A little more spit than I like. Nice and wet, fine. So much I have to avert my eyes because makeup is running and there's gobs of spit everywhere, not fine. It's a turn off for me, especially when it's dripping in gobs off her chin and elbows LONG after the blowjob is finished, and that makes the rest of the scene suffer to me. Eventually, she's dried up a bit, and the sex starts, with her getting worked really good in doggiestyle. then back to the overdone gag- and spit-filled oral, and i pretty much checked out of the scene. There's more sex and a decent sized cumshot on her face, and the scene ends with a 2/5.

Scene 4 - Sheila Marie

Sheila has on a red lingerie outfit, and she's teasing us, playing with herself using a vibrator as she talks dirty through the intro. The guy joins the scene, helps her out of her clothes, then using his tongue and his fingers on her as she climbs onto the couch. We get a blowjob that was still sloppy, but not as bad as the last one, so I can put up with it. We have a few vaginal positions first, then some anal. Since she's curvy, she looks good in this scene, especially once they moved to anal sex. She gets on and rides him in anal cowgirl, with her butt facing the camera. He pulls out just in time, and cums on her ass. Not my favorite cumshot, but the scene was still good for a 3/5.

Scene 5 - Trina Michaels

Trina is wearing a green and black bikini, and looks as sexy as she always does. Before taking her clothes off, they go right into her kneeling and sucking him. I must be in the minority with this whole 'gagging, excessive spitting' being a turn off. This one isn't as bad as before, and I'm a fan, so there's very little she could do that I wouldn't find sexy. Vaginal cowgirl starts us off, then RCG anal, and anal with her lying on her back with a few breaks in between. We see more anal, with her taking a good anal doggiestyle pounding as the best part for me, bring us to the cumshot. She takes it on her face and in her mouth. Not her best scene by far, but still my favorite scene of this movie, then the scene ends for a 3.5/5

Extras -

Behind the scenes footage focusing on Crystal Ashley, Photo Gallery, Cumshot loop, and Internet information