Mom Likes to Hoe Review

Reviewed by MD James  on  5/20/2006

Title: Mom Likes To Hoe
Released by: Adam & Eve
Reviewed by MD James

With a title like "Mom Likes To Hoe", can you pretty much figure out that this is not a video featuring the "barely legal" crowd.

This is a video about five scenes featuring hot older women and younger guys. The only thing connecting each of these scenes is the fact that they feature older women and younger guys and that the sex scenes are all considered to be the product of someone’s imagination. Yes, that’s right, five daydreams.

Scene 1: Stephanie Wyle and Alex Rox

We start out with Stephanie doing some gardening while Alex is cleaning the pool. (Yes, she’s really "hoeing"!) She calls him over to check the hoses, but it turns out to be just a ruse to seduce him. (As if he really needs to be seduced!) He starts undoing the top of her outfit so he can see her large natural breasts, then she starts working on his hose. They move to the lawn chair so she can suck him and then he can lick her pussy before fucking her. He plows into her in missionary position, then cowgirl, then standing cowgirl, then he leans her over the gazebo while he fucks her in doggie position couched in the opening like he’s Tarzan, then he blows his load all over her generous breasts. PING! Back to reality, and he’s walking away.

Yes, this was just HER fantasy, although it was a pretty good fantasy, but with a body like hers, I was surprised it was JUST a fantasy.

Scene 2: Ashley and Jack Spade

We start with Ashely jogging down an open road with Jack standing on a rock making some sort of dumb pose. He sees Ashely approaching and he instantly wishes she could run on up into his outstretched arms. Sure enough, she does just that. They start kissing and groping each other. They move to a nearby tall rock and she pulls down his shorts so she can suck his cock. He pulls her jogging shirt up to expose her breasts, then pulls her shorts off her so he can lick her pussy. He spins her around and fucks her in standing doggie position. Then he lays a towel on the grass so she can mount him in reverse-cowgirl position. It takes a while for her to get used to the position, but once they get started she really gets into it, and we really get a good look at her. They change position so he can fuck her in missionary position for a bit until he can blow his load all over her belly.

PING! Back to reality, and she’s jogging right past him.

Yep, it was just HIS fantasy, and this one was also a pretty good (and realistic) fantasy.

Scene 3: Betty O and Seth Dickens

Beth’s washing a really nice sports car wearing a white tee shirt and Daisy Duke shorts and high heels (WTF?). Seth walks up carrying the trash and watches her. It’s here that she suddenly gets the front of her shirt all wet and soapy. (She doesn’t have much on top, but you can still see it through the shirt.) She notices him and asks her to help him. She gently coaxes her wet shirt up and he eagerly starts sucking her small breasts. He peels off her shorts and quickly goes to work on her pussy as she sprays herself down with the hose. Then she sits on top of the bucket and hungrily sucks his cock. She works she shirt down to her hips and then resumes sucking. Then he fucks her in missionary on top of the car hood. Then they move to the overturned bucket so she can fuck him in reverse-cowgirl position. They get up and she peels the rest of her shirt off so we can see her whole body as he fucks her in standing doggie position in front of the opened car door, and then she kneels down so he can blow his load all over her small chest.

PING! Back to reality, and he goes back to hauling the trash out.

Yes, it was just a figment of his imagination, and this time not really as good as the other two.

Scene 4: Paige Rene and Mario Rossi

We start with a shot of Mario’s plumber’s butt as Paige makes herself some coffee and wishes she could just take the handyman right there and then in her kitchen.

PING! She strips off her robe to show her wearing nothing but a maid’s apron, white garter belt and hose and high heels. After a little kissing and nuzzling of her perky breasts, he goes down on her. Then she returns the favor on him. Then she leans over the counter while he fucks her in standing doggie-position. She gets on the counter for some missionary position, then she rides him on the floor in cowgirl position and rides him pretty hard until he is about to pop, where by he stands up and blows his load all over her chest.

PING! Back to reality, and she’s offering him some hot tea instead of some hot sex.

Not too bad, and I’m sure he would have been open to the idea after all the hard work he put into fixing her sink, right? That is, if it wasn’t just a daydream.

Scene 5: Angelica and James Dean

Our last scene has James making a tech support call to Angelica’s house. Angelica’s all decked out for business and she has a problem with her laptop. While he fiddles with her hardware, he wishes he could fiddle with her…

PING! Her business attire is gone, and she’s decked out in a white bra and garter. He undoes her bra and she undoes his clothes. She gets down on him and immediately sucks his cock. As she sucks him off, he lets her long blond hair free. She leans to her side and he fucks her in spoon position, quickly migrating this into reverse-cowgirl position. Then they go back to her side and he does her in spoon position again. Then they go into doggie position on the couch, occasionally testing his cock-jousting skills. Then he gets her to kneel down and he blows his load all over her face.

PING! Back to reality, and the techno-dweeb has fixed her problem and he’s quickly out the door.

This scene was okay, but Angelica really didn’t seem interested in the action. Plus, a tech support guy who shows up, fiddles with her computer, and then closes the lid and makes a beeline for the door? Riiiiight! Something’s wrong with THAT picture!

In addition to these five scenes, we have two bonus scenes.

Bonus Scene 1: Melissa Lauren & Scott Styles from "Potty Mouth"

We get a hodgepodge of sex scenes before settling on Scott approaching Melissa and the two of them start kissing and groping. She peels off her clothes as she talks to the camera and goes down on him. He returns the favor by licking and finger-fucking her. Then he fucks her in standing doggie position for a while. Then she rides him in reverse-cowgirl before going on her knees and having him blow his load in and around her mouth.

It was okay as sex scenes go.

Bonus Scene 2: Vanessa Lane & Lee Stone from "Sex Sells"

The second scene starts with Vanessa doing a little private dance for Lee. She brings him closer to him and he goes down for a little taste of her pussy. Then she returns the favor by undressing him and then getting a taste of his huge cock. She goes down on him hard, even gagging on him. Then she rides him in hard cowgirl position on the couch, gradually moving into standing missionary, and then back to the couch for regular missionary where he continues to pound her pussy until she finally climaxes, and then he fucks her even harder afterwards. The transition to spoon position, then into reverse-cowgirl, then standing reverse-cowgirl, then back to the couch for doggie position where he brings her to another climax. Then they go back to missionary until he can blow his load all around her mouth.

Now THAT was an intense sex scene. They both certainly got a good workout there.

As for the rest of the extras… we have a moving photo gallery that was nicely put to music, ten – count them – TEN trailers for other Adam & Eve releases that run back-to-back, a one-page plug for their website and VOD site, and a "Behind The Scenes" video that aren’t behind-the-scenes at all, but rather a series of stripteases featuring the women with a voiceover of their likes and dislikes.

Okay, the sex scenes range from okay to pretty damned good. The women are easy on the eyes. And yet there are two glaring problems with this DVD.

The first is a small one… it’s a "Behind The Scenes" feature that isn’t. This is a striptease interview video, and it’s a really great feature to have in this DVD, but it’s not a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the video.

The second problem is a big one… it’s the title of the video.

"Mom Likes To Hoe" implies either one of two things: gardening or prostitution. There is only ONE scene that involves gardening and NONE of the scenes involve prostitution. Every scene involves a daydream. They’re fantasy scenes, either from the perspective of the older women or the younger guys. It would have been better if Adam & Eve called this "Mom Likes To Dream" or something to that effect. At least have the title reflect the common theme of the video.

All-in-all, this is a good video as long as you don’t get fooled by the title. The sex is good, the women are easy on the eyes, and this is a good video to get if you like seeing older women getting it on. If you can get it for $15 or less. Anything more than that isn’t worth it.