Miscreants Review

Miscreants

Starring Stephanie Swift, Jeanna Fine, Tiffany Mynx, Alyssa Love, Brooke Ashley, Drew Berrymore, Randee Lee, Holli Woods, Liza Harper, and Deva Station.

Associate Producer: Andre Madness
Executive Producer: Patrick Collins

Written, Produced, and Directed by Rob Black

[Note: This is going to be my first ever review of a Rob Black film. I know who he is and his reputation, but have yet to see a film that he wrote, produced, and directed.]

Two guys in ski masks search through a house as the opening credits roll. They tape up Stephanie Swift, throw her in a pool, and then leave. Stephanie emerges from the pool and walks towards a group of people… Brooke Ashley, a good looking dark haired Asian with a hot and natural bod; Drew Berrymore, a pretty good-looking short haired blonde; Holli Woods, a good-looking brunette with a large rack and quite a few tattoos; Liza Harper, a hot dark haired, natural bodied girl. Tom Byron, Jack Hammer, and a guy dressed as a butler handing out dildos, or as he calls ‘em “cheese and crackers”, are also there. Stephanie walks up to them, but keeps on walking, and then Tom gets the festivities started, entertaining himself by briefly rimming Holli before fucking her pussy, Jack gets a go at Brooke’s pussy, and Drew gets some oral from Liza. From there, Drew gives Jack a sloppy bj with Liza using her spit/drool as lube so that she can fuck herself in the ass with a dildo. Tom fucks Brooke’s pussy, cowgirl style, as Holli rims her, and Drew is riding Jack’s hammer. The butler hands out more dildos, and Liza uses one on Holli’s pussy before she too backs her pussy down on it. Tom fucks Brooke’s ass, and soon she enters into a 69 with Holli as he is still fucking her. The scene quick cuts to Tom briefly fucking Liza’s ass and a good amount of gaping follows as she gets analized via dildo. The guys cum on some crackers and the girls chew it up to end a weird, yet hot, and action packed scene.

Stephanie comes back with a couple of cops, the butler hands her a necklace and tells her to run, so she runs up a hill to a street and spots a limo. A horse headed driver gets out, opens the back door, and Jeanna Fine steps out. Stephanie tells her all that’s happened to her, and Jeanna offers her a ride. They arrive at a house and Stephanie, looking very hot, and dripping wet, gets lead up some stairs to a bathtub, which she soon gets in. She starts to masturbate in the tub as Jeanna watches her, masturbating as well. As Stephanie masturbates, there are flashbacks of her sucking on two anonymous dicks through two holes in a wall, going back and forth between them. She jerks both cocks off into her mouth and onto her face, going on to say that is a “filthy, slutty, dick-sucking whore” over and over to end this pretty hot, but at the same time very odd, scene.

Jeanna walks out of the bathroom with a now robed Stephanie, leading her down a hallway. Then we get to see the two masked men sitting in a dark area talking. The one guy, Rob Black, mixes up some type of drug that they shoot up. I don’t know if they actually injected themselves, as you don’t see the needle penetrate skin, but hey you never know. Back to Jeanna leading Stephanie down the hall and into a room where her “dolls” are waiting on a bed. The one doll, Tiffany Mynx, is looking incredible, as she is posed with another, almost equally as hot, redheaded doll, Deva Station. Jeanna removes her clothes, revealing a hot, tight bod as Stephanie strips out of her robe, revealing her incredible body, once again, with those lovable pointy nipples topping her natural tits before climbing on the bed. Jack Hammer is standing in the room all useless and naked, watching things unfold while stroking his dick. Stephanie gets things started by going down on Deva as Jeanna starts on Tiffany. Lots of oral and toy usage goes on in various positions before the three girls go to work on Stephanie, the two dolls at her nipples, and Jeanna at her pussy. Jeanna then hands each girl a dildo, claps her hands, and says, “butts in the air”. The girls line up along the edge of the bed and use the toys on their asses, with Stephanie continuing on and gaping a little at the very end, after the dolls stop, to end a great scene, followed by them all curling up and going to sleep.

A truck, driven by the two masked men, is chasing a wheelchair bound Randee Lee down a street when Stephanie wakes up and says she has to go. Stephanie says that they’ll be here soon, and they won’t stop ‘til they get her. Jeanna tells her that if she ever needs her, she will be there to protect her. Stephanie puts the robe on, and before she walks out the door, we see Jeanna wearing a crown of thorns, in a stigmatic pose. Back to Randee, a good looking, large breasted, redhead, who is now in an alley, surrounded by three masked guys, giving each of them some oral while still in the wheelchair. The one guy lifts her out of the chair and has help laying her down on a pile of trash. Then they each take a turn at fucking her pussy as she continues to give oral throughout. After she gets a good pounding, in a couple various positions, it’s time for the analization to begin. She gets analized in a few positions before she is dp’d, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl, style. Two of the guys cum on her face and chest, but one guy continues to fuck her a bit more, and cums on her chest too. The guys walk away, leaving her on the pile, ending a disturbingly twisted, yet still hot, scene.

Stephanie walks around and then into a house, calling for Robert, who is in a bathtub with a bottle, a cigar, and a knife. She walks through the house slowly and when she opens the bathroom door, she finds Robert, dead, letting out a loud scream. Two guys, Mickey G. and Marc Wallice, climb out the tub, covered in soap suds, and start moving their hands all over body. She receives some oral, and gives quite a bit, starting with Mickey holding her head from behind, and doing some brief dual fish-hooking as Marc plunges his dick in and out of her mouth. Now Mickey moves his ass in front of Stephanie’s face, with Marc holding her, and she gives him a good rimming. Marc gets the first go at her pussy, fucking her from behind, before they all move to another room and lay her on a couch where Mickey fucks her pussy. The guys flip her over, and with her ass up, they each finger her ass and spread it open. While Mickey is holding her ass open, Marc squeezes some lube into it and he soon analizes her. As Marc pounds her, Mickey puts his ass in her face, and she rims him a bit. Mickey takes over fucking her ass, and Marc sits over her face. Marc gives her ass one last pounding before this rough and weird, yet hot, scene ends with both guys cumming on her face and mouth, slapping her for the effort.

This final scene opens with a pretty hot looking girl, Alyssa Love, walking down some stairs and into the room where two “ladies” are waiting on a couch. She does a little striptease for two guys in dresses, slowly revealing a hot bod before getting down on her knees to start sucking on both of the crossdressing guy’s cocks. The fucking starts soon after with some vaginal, both guys getting a turn, as the two masked men appear and look in through a window. She gets analized in piledriver, and then before the one guy cums, the two masked men run off, out of sight. The second guy steps up to deliver a load, but I couldn’t tell if he came or not, because at the point of orgasm, he lets out a scream and the camera focuses on his face. Allysa ends this deranged, yet somehow hot, in a weird way, scene by saying she loves cum, she loves bitch cum.

The movie ends where it all began, with the two masked guys running around in a house looking for the necklace. When they don’t find it, they tape up Stephanie and throw her in the pool, and celebrate with some victory cigars. The one guy puts the necklace on, falls to the ground, and dies, and the other guy falls dead too when he tries to get it off. Stephanie wakes to the sound of a baby crying, and what was apparently all a dream.

EXTRAS : 20 minutes of trailers, a very small step through photo gallery, and internet address.

OVERALL : The girls were all good looking to hot, the scenes were well filmed, and the story was twistedly weird. The video was pretty crisp, with moments of pixelation/moire, which could’ve been a byproduct of the effects, because there were quite a few camera/visual effects throughout. The scenes would’ve been better, and easier to navigate, had there been more than five chapters.

FINAL THOUGHTS : Have you ever had a nightmare that you thought you’d never wake up from? Welcome to the fucked up mind of Rob Black, who has to be one seriously deranged individual in order to come up with such weird and unusual ideas. Rob Black’s reputation precedes him, I know I went into this flick thinking it would be horrible, but was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be quite the opposite. This is a pretty damn hot flick, filled with freaky setups, freaky costumes, and freaky acting all around. Black’s use of the camera, along with the story line, seemed a lot like the work that Gregory Dark has done… Like during the first scene, which was a hot and action packed orgy, with some weird camera effects going on. In fact, camera effects were used throughout the whole movie, at various times. Stephanie’s masturbation scene had cutaway/flashback-style shots, which did hurt the fluidity of the scene, but not the heat. The third scene was a fluidly shot scene, containing no fancy editing, just some excellently filmed girl on girl action, with the only interruption being that of Jack standing there, naked(!).

This is a hot and twisted little movie, recommended to those who are looking for something a little different.

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