M.I.L.T.F. (Mothers I'd Like To Fuck) 8 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/9/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 82 min.

Production Date: 10 / 24 / 2003 - 11 / 06 / 2003

Director: Jim Lane

Cast: Dawndi, Golden Jade, Isabella, Linda Roberts, Andrew Rivera (listed here as Arbi), Chris Slater, Johnny Thrust, and Scott Lyons

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I love watching experienced women, and I can’t help but have a few hopes here despite a horrendous lineup of male talent.

Initial Reaction: It’s okay.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting older women and younger guys

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really old women or older women seeing how nasty they can get.

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few areas that are a little hollow. Although I didn’t notice any background noises I did wonder if some of the audio was dubbed. The video is also okay. It’s decently lit but has some grain.

Music: The music is a bit loud and more than a bit cheesy.

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp! When I go back to watch a movie after the first time I frequently like to jump around a bit, but without a time stamp that isn’t easily possible. From what I hear a time stamp takes almost no financial or physical effort, so when I see a DVD without one it always strikes me like the company doesn’t care that much about their product.

Menus: The menus are pretty poor. The main menu just has a still of the cover and your choices while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature

M.I.L.T.F. 8 goes with a simple and obvious premise, older women taking on younger guys. Each scene has a quick setup for the scene and then moves right in with the sex.

Scene 1 - Isabella and Andrew Rivera

Isabella, a brunette who looks to be well over forty, starts things out asking her new young stud Andy if he’d been to Mexico before. When she finds out that she has him for the whole weekend out of the country, she goes right to his pants letting him know how happy she is that he’s already hard. Isabella goes right to sucking and stroking his cock as well as giving him a good ballwashing with her tongue. Andrew repays her sucking her tight little titties, playing with her huge pussy lips, and working her pussy over with his tongue and fingers before moving up to fuck it missionary style. They also get in some cowgirl and doggie style before Isabella finishes things up with a facial and Andrew glazing one of her eyes.

This is an above average scene, barely. Isabella looks like she’s really into the scene the entire time, but Andrew spends almost every moment before he gets at Isabella’s pussy staring at the ceiling and looking bored. You don’t see his face once he starts fucking, so I don’t know if he started to get into it better later in the scene or not. I do know that he put in some very nice energy that seemed to please Isabella quite well. The other problem with the scene is that the camera work focused too heavily on the penetration. In addition to not seeing Andrew’s face once he was done eating pussy, you never really got to see Isabella’s in either the cowgirl or doggie fucking. This could have been a great scene with a little more enjoyment or enthusiasm from Andrew early in the scene and a little better camera work.

Scene 2 - Dawndi and Johnny Thrust

After short haired and overly implanted brunette Dawndi leaves Johnny’s mom at the bar with some bikers, she heads back to Johnny’s place wearing a business suit and some sexy black patterned stockings. She lets him know how she likes bad boys and that she knows there’s something he’s been wanting since he was ten years old. Dawndi then attacks him orally, sucking his cock and balls and even taking him into her throat a little. Johnny spanks her great ass while sucking her overly implanted tits, and then lets her lie back on the couch so he can tongue her shaved slit. He gives Dawndi a fairly quick skullfucking before starting to fuck her from behind and moving through a bit of reverse cowgirl and spooning. They finish things up in missionary with Dawndi taking a nice facial finish and telling Johnny that he better not tell his mom about what they just did.

This is a pretty good scene. Johnny is a performer who never does a lot for me, but he does a decent job here. Dawndi seems to be nicely into the sex and does a great job playing the older seductress in the opening scene. She definitely has a nice sexuality about her, and I can’t help but think that she’d be pretty attractive if not for massacring her tits. This is a pretty hot scene.

Scene 3 - Linda Roberts and Scott Lyons

Older brunette Linda pays a visit to stepson Scott’s bed when Scott’s dad starts snoring too much after trying to clean up his room earlier in the day. She strips down and cuddles up to him a little before moving in to suck his cock. Scott’s a bit weirded out at first, but gets into it and starts playing with Linda’s pussy as she works on seeing how much of his cock she can fit in her throat. Linda moves up to ride Scott reverse cowgirl style before letting him spoon her pussy and fuck it from behind. Finally, Lisa lets Scott give her a nice facial as she continues to rub her pussy on her back.

This is a pretty good scene. As usual, Scott looks more like he should be peddling his ass in the nearest dark alley to score some more crack, but he seems to give Lisa just what she needs here. There’s some very nice energy from both of them, but the scene is held back by appearing to have only one camera which was being held by somebody with their feet stapled to the floor. Linda definitely shows some age, but she shows even more that she’s older, not dead. This scene makes it above average, but with a cameraman who wasn’t afraid to move it would have been much better.

Scene 4 - Golden Jade and Chris Slater

Chris wants to get ahead in the entertainment industry, so former major star Golden Jade, a very attractive light skinned black woman, agrees to scratch his back if he’ll take care of an itch she has. Golden sucks Chris’s cock before lying back so he can tongue her twat. Chris lets her have it missionary style before she hops up for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up with Chris fucking Golden from behind before giving her a facial finish.

This is another scene that makes it past the average mark but never gets up to its full potential. Golden Jade is one heck of a looker and puts some very nice energy into her scene. She’s nicely matched with Chris, who’s one of the best looking guys to enter the porn world in the last few years. They have very nice chemistry, but once again the camera work is sluggish and uncaring, which leaves the scene hanging back from where it should be.

M.I.L.T.F. 8 is an okay porno. On the positive side, the ladies in the movie sometimes show their age, but they often show it quite well. They also show that they’re more than a little experienced in the art of making love. Unfortunately, the action is a bit limited. To start with, the positions seem a bit restricted in the movie and an anal scene was sorely missed here. The bigger problem, though, was the camera work. It seemed more concerned with where the cock was than anything, and never seemed to care if it showed the faces of any of the performers. The first scene is easily the worst for ignoring everything outside of the penetration, but the attitude rears its ugly head a few other times through the movie as well. Perhaps the biggest problem with M.I.L.T.F. 8 is the attitude. These ladies show an obvious love of fucking, yet the cameraman and director seemed like they didn’t really enough about them to try to move a foot in either direction to capture it as well as they possible could. The “it’s just porn” attitude always annoys the heck out of me, and having it pile up scene after scene here didn’t let M.I.L.T.F. 8 get much past the average mark for me.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little over two minutes with six seconds per okay at best looking snapshot. There’s also phone sex crap and weblinks.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, older women, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Only between Dawndi and Johnny Thrust

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Heatwave DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25 with stores appearing to have them at one extreme or the other. I don’t think I’d go much over the low end here. The performers are nicely into the sex but much of the time it isn’t captured too well. The technical aspects also don’t make it past the average mark and there’s virtually no effort put into the extras. This is an okay movie on a lackluster overall DVD.

Note to Heatwave: Please pay attention to the little details a bit. To start with, put a little effort into your menus as they’re what normally gives the viewer his first impression of your product.

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