MILFs Like It Big 5 (Brazzers) Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  11/14/2009

I like MILF’s yes I do, I like MILF’s, how ‘bout you? LOL. Any DVD with Lisa Ann and Avy Scott in it already has a leg up.

Lisa Ann

Subtitled ‘Eyes Wide Slut’, it starts with Scott Nails in bed with a hooker. She gives him an address and tells him to show up in a tuxedo, a cloak, a mask and with the password and he can have anal sex with whoever he wants. But he must not ever reveal his identity. He gets to the house and it’s a cult-like setting with naked women in masks surround by tuxedoed men in masks. Then the women start pairing up with the men and Lisa Ann chooses Scott. They take off their masks and start making out. Lisa Ann tells him she wants him to do her a favor and fuck her ass. He starts licking her asshole then eats her out. Lisa Ann starts giving him head and his cock is bigger than her face. She worships it and deep throats him. Scott nails her in mish before Lisa Ann lubes up his cock with her mouth and he fucks her ass in spoon. She does some ass tasting then rides him anally in cowgirl and doggie before he cums on her face. Scott gets dressed to leave and then, because he took off his mask, gets killed. I didn’t need the whole convoluted story, but the sex was hot.

Ricki Raxxx

Ricki is getting fitted for her wedding dress and is in a bitchy mood. Love the dress, her tits are just bursting out of the fabric. Wedding planner Johnny Sins stops by and gives Ricki some bad news and in her anger, she rips her dress. She almost kills the seamstress and Johnny tries to calm her down. She’s hitting him when she accidentally touches his cock. She’s duly impressed and starts stroking it. She starts playing with it before putting it in her mouth. She starts going at it hard and gets his cock nice and wet. She measures his cock (8”) and then takes him in mish. Johnny eats her out from behind, then fucks her in doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and piledriver. He titty fucks her and leaves a load on her tits.

Nikki Sexx

Nikki, a beautiful blonde, comes home after a hard day at work. She’s wearing a business suit, open in the front covering a halter that barely contains her tits. She takes off her clothes and prepares a bath. She can’t get the water to turn on and looks great trying to get it to work. She calls Brazzers Plumbing and they send Billy Glyde over. He starts working on her pipes and then she notices his pipe bursting out of his pants. Billy is working but keeps getting distracted by Nikki’s tits falling out of her robe. He gets the water working and decides to take a break. Nikki takes off his pants and starts sucking his cock. Billy fucks her in doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and mish. Billy, being the good worker he is, asks for permission to cum and cums all her her face and tits.

Avy Scott

Avy is at a party and is talking to her girlfriend about the search for big cock. She tells her that she has a gift…she can touch someone’s arm and tell how big his cock is. She touches a couple guys but they are too small for her until she happens upon Johnny Sins. They go to the bedroom and Avy starts blowing him. Some of the head is done in POV and Avy looks so good with a cock in her mouth. She gets fucked in doggie, cowgirl, side saddle, reverse cowgirl, spoon and mish. Johnny mixes in some pussy eating into the proceedings and finally strokes off on her face.

Brooke Haven

Kieran Lee is outside in his underwear and Brooke is checking him out through a telescope. She fantasizes about how big he is and starts rubbing one out. Brooke hauls her cellulite over to the stove and gets an apple pie to give to Kieran. He answers the door in a towel and when he grabs the pie, his towel drops. Brooke jumps in his arms and tells him to take her to the bedroom. Kieran eats her out before Brooke begins sucking his cock. He fucks her in mish, spoon, reverse cowgirl and doggie before stroking off on her face.

BONUS: Sienna West

Sienna can’t keep her hands off Johnny Sins even before they get in the house. They go in and Sienna has him sit on the infamous couch. Why infamous? That’s where she masturbates! She starts giving a show to Johnny right there and he likes what he sees. They go to the kitchen and Sienna starts giving him head, a lot of it shown in POV. She wants to show him one more room in the house and she takes him down to her dungeon. She has him chained to the wall and continues her blowjob. Then all of a sudden she’s chained up and Johnny whips her a bit before eating her out from behind. He fucks her in doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and mish before dropping a load on her face and tits.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery, cumshot recap and some trailers.

SUMMARY

Usually, Brazzers has some good roleplay fantasies but this one went off the rails. Whatever happened to just showing hot sex in adult movies? Lisa Ann and Avy put in a good performance in their scenes and I really want to see more of Nikki. But this three hours and fifty minutes could have been cut down to two and a half hours without all the stupidity.