MILF Shakes (VCA) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/25/2009

MILF Shakes by VCA/Hustler is one of those releases that starts off on real shaky ground, but almost redeems itself in the end. The cover of MILF Shakes is very misleading. The title is MILF Shakes, cute little play on Milk Shakes, and shows Angelica Sin drinking from a glass filled with a white substance. Excess white substance is on her face and also on her tits. Now, I don’t want to split hairs here, but the implication is given that at some point the girls are going to be drinking from a glass that has man chowder in it. Guess what? At no point in any of the scenes is there a glass of white liquid for the girls to be consuming, nor is there an ice cream stand theme close by for the girl to get a MILF shake. This is one thing that is wrong with porn in general, the classic Bait & Switch. I will say this though; all the MILFS in this do take an oral shot of pork sword sauce into or around their mouth region. This offering has a total of 5 Male/MILF scenes running a total of 1 hour and 40 minutes. 4 of the 5 MILFs here are definitely C listers on the MILF scale. The lone A-lister is the always excellent Cara Lott. I’ve been enamored with Cara since I first saw her repeatedly taking Ron Jeremy’s cock out of Bambi’s pussy and licking it clean in Taboo #2. One thing about Cara is she definitely knows how to take a cumshot to her mouth, letting it onto her tongue and then drooling it down her chin. She also understands that she is there to fuck and always puts on a great show. If I had one kid for every load I’ve launched to Cara over my over my porn viewing career, I’d have more kids than the Octomom, Brangelina, and Kate Gosselin combined. The other high point in this would be Angelica Sin. Even if she is a little on the chubby side and keeps the corset on to hide said chubbiness, she does a good job and takes a nice serving of penis pudding to her mouth, some of which runs down onto her breastessess. The final three girls, Ginger Spice, Jules, and Wanda Lust are strictly C List MILFs and are nothing more than filler even if they do take cock snot shots to the kisser.

The extras include Trailers for VCA and Hustler and website info. Very Lame.

MILF Shakes just about redeems itself with the inclusion of a Bonus Disk called MILF Street Blues. Also put out by VCA, this bonus disk features 16 scenes featuring porn babes from roughly 1995-2000 in just about every combination. Johnni Black, check, Shayla LeVeaux, check, Nici Sterling, check, Cara Lott, check, Crystal Wilder, check, Avalon, check, Debbie Diamond, check, Ashlyn Gere, check, MFM, check, FFF, check, FMF, check, MFMF, check, FFFM, check, MMMFMMM, check. MILF Street Blues runs just under 4 hours and should be the main attraction here, not MILF Shakes. IMHO the best scene in this bunch is the FMF with a very hot, very tight, very tan Ashlyn Gere and Gwen Summers. Whether she’s an actual MILF or not is irrelevant. In this clip from Club Sin, Ashlyn shows why she is a star and displays that killer body while convincing Gwen Summers to join in the party.

Extras here are trailers and company info only. Extremely lame

MILF Street Blues is a keeper for just about every scene, while MILF Shakes is a keeper for only the Cara Lott scene.