M.I.L.F. Money (Legend) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/24/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 75 min. (cover states Approximate Running Time: 90 min.. Since this is enough for another full scene, I’m deducting a half point from the overall score)

Production Date: 08 / 2003 & 09 / 2003

Director: Grip Johnson

Cast: Emma, Kimmy Kahn, Nicole Moore, Tara Moon, Dino Bravo, Jeremy Steele, Sergio, and Steve French

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’d probably pass this one by except for one thing. Emma!

Initial Reaction: I’m definitely going to be checking out more of this series!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of older women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants anal or lesbian action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, including the conversations between the cast and the Johnsons behind the camera. The video is also nicely done. It does have a little bit of grain, but it’s nicely lit and has a nice balance of angles.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp. I often like to jump around a bit after watching a movie the first time, and a time stamp greatly aids this because you can jump directly to any point in the movie. Normally this really ticks me off, but at the same time I realize that this is an older Legend DVD and I know that they’ve improved their authoring on their more recent DVDs.

Menus: The menus are pretty good. The main menu has a bit of animation and a clip from the movie that gives a good first impression. The chapter menu also shots some care. In addition to giving the name of the MILF in the scene and how many kids she has with a small clip of the scene, it also lets you choose between the oral, sex, and cumshot in each scene.

The Feature

M.I.L.F. Money goes after those hotties you couldn’t help but be tempted with when you first hit puberty, moms! Each woman in the movie has had at least one kid, and they all talk with the Johnsons about being a mom before starting out their scene. Yes, it’s a simple idea, but the Johnsons are just simple kinds of guys!

Scene 1 - Emma and Steve French

Emma, a hot blonde mother of one who I’ve been impressed with ever since I watched her in Emma at Home, talks about herself, her kid and what she’d do if he found one of her movies, and dealing with other parents. After a few minutes of talking, they bring in Steven and let them get busy. Steven tries some lizard kissing on Emma before moving down to her great pierced tits and nicely shaven twat. He gives her pussy plenty of spit, and even teases her ass with his tongue and fingers a little before giving Emma the chance to show off her oral skills. Steven slides under to sixty-nine Emma a little before getting back out so he can fuck her pussy missionary style. Emma takes a little control riding Steven reverse cowgirl style before turning around so he can fuck her from behind. They go back for a bit of missionary before Emma lets Steven give her a reverse pile driver. Finally, Emma lets Steven cum on her face and in her mouth, with Steven often having a hard time telling the difference between Emma’s eyes and mouth. He gives her a kiss on the mouth afterwards, and plays with his cum a little before letting Emma have one last taste of his cock.

This is an above average scene. As always, Emma looks great and puts out a nice performance. You can tell that she’s having fun, and she doesn’t need to scream her lungs off or jump around like a Bronco II driving down a washboard road to show it. The main problem with the scene for me was Steven. He was annoying at best, and his talking more than Emma annoyed the heck out of me. He does seem to be trying to please her, but I can’t say that he did much of a job pleasing me as I watched him please her. This is one of the lesser Emma scenes I’ve watched, but she still makes it enjoyable.

Scene 2 - Kimmy Kahn and Dino Bravo

After talking with the guys about having her kid at seventeen with a loser, smoking hot Asian single mom Kimmy talks about how sometimes it’s hard to raise money. They bring in Dino, who’s ready to go with a hard cock that Kimmy attacks orally. He rewards her with some fast tonguing on her clit before granting her request that he fuck her pussy. Dino starts out fucking Kimmy missionary style before letting her turn around for a little doggie action. They even get in a little spooning before Dino gives Kimmy a cum-goatee.

This is another hot scene. Kimmy and Dino have very nice chemistry together and put some good energy into it as well. Kimmy has some nicely natural vocals and they both keep things at a very realistic level without trying to go over the top in any way. The Johnsons do a very nice job with the camera work, and give a good balance to the angles. Kimmy and Dino do a very nice job here.

Scene 3 - Nicole Moore and Jeremy Steele

Bottle blonde European Nicole talks about her four kids, family, and life in the porn business before butt-naked Jeremy is brought in. Nicole goes right to work sucking his limp cock and lets him check out her great natural tits as well. He warms Nicole up in return by having her take off her panties off, spitting on her pussy, and then spreading it around with his finger before fucking her from behind. They keep it going with a bit of missionary and reverse cowgirl before Jeremy strokes himself onto Nicole’s chest as she watches it with a smile.

This is an okay scene. Nicole looks quite a bit older, but does a very nice job. She has nice vocals and puts some nice energy into the scene. As usual, the Johnsons also do a very nice job capturing her as she works her magic. The weak link in the chain here is Jeremy, who seems content to let Nicole do almost everything in the scene. I’m almost surprised he didn’t have her stroke him for several minutes to get him to pop as well. Nicole has a great smile at the end after he pops which makes it look like she had fun, but the scene didn’t do a lot for me and was easily the weakest in the movie.

Scene 4 - Tara Moon and Sergio

The Johnsons find bottle blonde single MILF of two Tara finishing dishes in the kitchen for the final scene. After chatting with her a little and taking a look at some of the pictures her kids did on the refrigerator, Tara shows off her heavily implanted hooters and talks about being a single mom. After they’re done talking, Tara moves into the next room to join Sergio on the bed. She shows him her massive mammaries before attacking his cock orally, and then climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. Tara rolls over and has Sergio fuck her ass doggie style before fucking it as she lies on her back for him. Finally, Tara has Sergio pop on her overly implanted tits.

This is an above average scene. Tara is definitely a little older, but also looks like she enjoys her sex. She claims that she’s been in the jiz biz about two and a half weeks here, and it kind of shows. She overdoes her reactions a little but also looks like she’s enjoying herself. This is a decent scene, but it does have some hot anal.

M.I.L.F. Money very well might be the best MILF movie I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Granted, the sex has a few problems, but the spirit of the scenes and the ladies more than makes up for it. Cram and Grip Johnson start things out with very nice interviews that are fun and laid back, and that also do a great job of showing the women are proud moms. They move on to show that these MILFs have a great appreciation for sex, with every woman here doing a very good job. The problem comes in with the guys. Dino Bravo easily leads the male talent here, with Sergio coming in at second place. Jeremy Steele and Steven French seem to be in their own little world and don’t have a chance of keeping up with their partners, which holds both their scenes and the movie back. That said, the strengths of M.I.L.F. Money more than outweighed its weaknesses, and I enjoyed this one enough that I can’t help but recommend it and to look forward to more installments from the series.

The Extra Stuff

Bios are included for each of the ladies. The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half with about five seconds per good looking snapshot or okay looking full screen photo. As usual, Grip and Cam gives production notes which are worth reading for a chuckle and a groan. There’s also a behind the scenes featurette, production notes, and phone sex crap.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts twelve minutes. Things start out chatting with Emma before, after, and during her very first scene as well as talking with Steven. Seeing her here in all stages of her scene, I’m not sure it’s possible to make Emma look bad. They chat with Kimmy Kahn and Dino Bravo next, and even include an alternate angle of the popshot. Nicole is next with a little masturbation before they chat with Tara outside. It’s a very nice behind the scenes featurette that gives a nice look at the performers as people. It’s definitely worth checking out, and is a must watch if you’re a fan of Emma.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, mature women, rimming (male > female), interracial, and anal

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Skintight’s DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. Although there’s a speedbump or two in the movie, I can’t help but recommend it at the low end due to the spirit and the enthusiasm of the ladies. The technical aspects and extras also show some nice care. This is a nice movie on a nicely done DVD.

Note to Legend: First, thank you for going the extra mile and putting some effort into the extras on your DVDs. Second, please watch some of your cover claims. The running time comment should definitely be left out unless you can get within five minutes or so of it.

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