M.I.L.F. Money 3 (Legend) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/1/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 74 min. (cover states “Approx. Running Time 90 min.” which is about right for the total DVD length)

Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2004, 2 / 18, 21, 28 / 2004

Director: Grip and Cram Johnson

Cast: Lexi Matthews, Tara Wild, Brandi Lyons, Trinity James, Scott Lyons, Rod Fontana, Rob Longshot, and Dino Bravo

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This series quickly became my favorite MILF series. I can’t help but go into this one with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It stumbles in a couple places but is still a lot of fun.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with some humor

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all older MILFs

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and there’s no background noises that I noticed. Gip and Cram even come across nicely at the same level as the performers during the interviews, but their voices do get a little scratchy at times. The video is pretty good. It’s well lit and doesn’t have any camera shake, but there are a few areas where the picture gets slightly pixelated and some gets really bad, such as during the facial in the final scene.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp on the DVD, which always leaves me feeling a bit let down. After I watch a movie the first time I often like to jump around in it, and with the time stamp you can go to any point in the movie. Without it you’re limited to chapter breaks. Legend seems to be putting some nice effort into their recent releases, so I hope that this soon becomes a thing of the past.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and nicely blends a bit of the movie with some nice animation for a very good impression. The chapter menu is pretty good as well, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number, as well as letting you choose where in the scene you want to go.

The Feature

M.I.L.F. Money goes after those hotties you couldn’t help but be tempted with when you first hit puberty, moms! Each woman in the movie has had at least one kid, and they all talk with the Johnsons as they ask plenty of fun inappropriate questions before starting out their scene. Yes, it’s a simple idea, but Grip and Cram are simple kinds of guys!

Scene 1 - Brandi Lyons and Scott Lyons

Anorexic brunette and mother of one Brandi returns for a second helping of MILF Money with her hubby Scott. They chat about things like scheduling their wedding around her pregnancy and being married working in the industry. After a bit Brandi leans over to suck Scott’s cock and then lets him warm her up orally in return. She lies back so Scott can fuck her missionary style before riding him in both cowgirls. Brandi turns around so Scott can fuck her like a dog and even spoons him before taking a nice facial.

The Lyons are a porn couple that never does much for me. Brandi looks like she should be put on the diet used for Grip and Cram’s Chunky movies and like most anybody else, I subtract about 75 IQ points for the southern accent. If that isn’t bad enough, the first though to hit my head at the mere mention of Scott is “crack whore”. That said, I couldn’t help but really like this scene. Scott and Brandi come off as good people who are definitely in love with each other. There’s fantastic chemistry through the scene and they look like they’re having a lot of fun through it as well. It doesn’t get extreme or rough like some of the scenes they do, and left me with a smile on my face for most of the scene. Although I can never get my expectations too high for them, Brandi and Scott Lyons definitely start out this installment of MILF Money on a very high note.

Scene 2 - Lexi Matthews and Rod Fontana

Twenty two year old bottle blonde mother of one Lexi starts things out talking about not trying for free french fries, fucking and sucking to pay the bills, and how her daughter won’t be doing porn if she gets knocked up at seventeen like her mother. Rod comes in and admires Lexi’s body as she strips down, and encourages her to play with her pussy while she sucks his cock. He moves down and goes straight to fucking Lexi missionary style instead of giving her any oral warmup in return. Lexi gets a little control riding him reverse cowgirl style and then gets on her knees for Rod after he admires the hand prints on her ass. He pulls out so Lexi can let go with some pussy farts and so he can admire her pussy gape before they go back for more missionary work. Finally, Rod gives Lexi a nice facial finish as her eyes smile happily.

I was really looking forward to Lexi’s scene, and she didn’t disappoint me. She’s cute as can be with fantastic eyes and a shyness that one doesn’t see a lot in adult films. She and Rod have nice chemistry, and although she doesn’t get wildly energetic you can see how great a time she’s having in her wonderful eyes. This is another nicely done scene.

Scene 3 - Tara Wild and Dino Bravo

Tara, a brunette mother with one daughter, talks about how expensive it is to raise a daughter, putting her daughter through private school and the fear of being recognized, and teaching her daughter how to work a pole. Dino comes in and whips out his cock as soon as Tara says that she needs some MILF money, and she quickly works her tongue and mouth around it while giving him some great eyes. Dino tongues her twat in return before letting her slide it over his cock reverse cowgirl style. They keep going through cowgirl, doggie, and missionary before Dino gives Tara a slightly below average load across her mouth. She goes after it with her tongue and strokes him in an attempt to taste every drop he puts out.

This is an above average scene. Tara has a great face and ass, but her stretch marks and implant scars didn’t do a lot for me. She fucks like a banshee, but Dino (who normally seems to do a very good job) seemed like he was there for the check more than she was. He talked almost constantly through the first half of scene, and although it wasn’t bad at first it quickly got old. Tara also seemed like she wanted it rougher with a bit of spanking and maybe a little hair pulling, but Dino didn’t seem to want any of that. Tara gave me the feeling that she could put out a great scene, but Dino just didn’t seem to be the man that could make it happen here.

Scene 4 - Trinity James and Rob Longshot

Bottle blonde mother of one Trinity talks about getting knocked up at a party with lots of drugs, her parents knowing she’s in porn and how she doesn’t know what she’d do if her daughter wanted to get into porn, and how her daughter eats a lot. She goes right to sucking Rob when they bring him in before lying back and letting him tongue her brunette pussy as she plays with her tits. Rob moves up to fuck her missionary style while she swears at him to get him to give her more and he grabs her neck. Trinity moves up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her from behind. She even lies back for a little pile driving before letting Rob cum all over her face.

This is a pretty hot scene. I’m sure that there’s a trailer park somewhere that’s mourning the loss of Trinity, and I’m sure that there’s plenty of guys in porn that are glad that Rob’s there to make them look better physically. That said, they turn out a pretty hot scene here. Rob seems to know what Trinity likes and gives her a nice fuck with a little intensity to it. It isn’t close to the softer side of things in the first two scenes and takes things another step beyond where Tara and Dino were in the last scene. This is a nice scene to end the movie with.

MILF Money 3 continues to show why this has become my favorite MILF series out there. Yes, I admit that I’d like to see a few older MILFs here rather than the girls in the lower twenties that are normally featured here, but at the same time Grip and Cram do provide a nice age range of MILFs throughout the movie. The girls all do at least a good job through the movie, but Dino Bravo didn’t quite show up at his normal level here. As always, one of the highlights of this series if Grip and Cram questioning the girls about being moms, and as always there’s some great reaction to their tasteless screwball questions. They start every scene off in a fun fashion, and at the same time start the sex out at a little higher level by giving you a feel for the girl before she gets to work. MILF Money 3 is another enjoyable fuckfest from Grip and Cram Johnson.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts just over a minute and a half with about four seconds per good looking snapshot or okay looking full screen photo. Bios are included for the entire female cast including a little information about the star and a photo. There’s also internet information, a behind the scenes featurette, and production notes from Cram that definitely have to be read!

The behind the scenes featurette lasts eighteen minutes. Things start out with the guys chatting with Brandi and having her read a fan letter. Of course they have a bit of fun with the letter before shooting the scene. Afterwards they have a few more words with them before trying to chat with Lexi Matthews. Lexi finally starts talking when they bring up Kid Vegas before they focus on her pussy gapes shooting her scene. Afterwards they chat with Rod about getting old and being able to fuck young chicks. Next they admire Tara’s feet and chat with Dino about his lack of a real life. They chat with Tara after the scene about her tattoo after her scene before chatting with Rob before the scene and testing Trinity’s sense of humor after the scene. As usual, it’s a wonderfully tasteless and fun behind the scenes that you can only find the like of with Skintight Pictures.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Skintight’s DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. This series continues to be worth the money. The sex is nicely done and the interviews are a riot. The technical aspects are a bit weak here, but as always there’s some nice effort put into the extras. This is a good movie on a pretty good DVD.

Note to Skintight / Legend: Please watch your technical aspects a little better. The pixelation here is definitely going to lose you a few people.

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