MILF Meat Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/11/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 113 min. (cover states 120 min.)

Production Date: 5 / 1 / 2005, 8 / 13, 27 / 2005

Director: Grip & Cram Johnson

Cast: Desire Moore, Nicki Hunter, Chelsea Zinn, Delilah Strong, Gen Padova (extras), Steven French, Chris Mountain, Dino Bravo, and Scott Lyons

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve enjoyed most everything I’ve seen from Grip and Cram Johnson, and here they’re supposed to let go a bit more. With how twisted they’ve been in the past, I’m not sure whether to be excited about this or scared!

Initial Reaction: There were a couple things that didn’t work for me, but overall it gave me everything I hope for from Grip and Cram Johnson.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting MILFs with more intense sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting boring married sex or who doesn’t like food play

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, even when Grip and Cram are interviewing the girls. I also don’t think I heard a single background noise throughout the movie. The video is much the same. It’s clear and nicely lit without any camera motion. The only problem I saw with the video is that there were a couple places with a bit of pixelation that quickly disappeared.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: Sadly, there’s no time stamp. Thankfully, however, there are plenty of chapter breaks. I like jumping around in movies after watching them the first time, and I can’t do that without a time stamp. The chapter breaks help, but it just isn’t the same. This is Chatsworth Pictures’ first release, so I’m hoping this changes in the future.

Menus: The main menu blends a bit of the movie with the cover still pretty well. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a scene number and a clip from the movie, as well as letting you choose where you want to go in the scene.

The Feature

It’s a natural progression, I guess. Fuck a lot then pop out a kid if you don’t have the money get things like that fixed. Times get tight and you do what you can to make a little ‘MILF Money’ to make ends meet. Next thing you know, you’ll do whatever you can and end up ‘MILF Meat’.

Scene 1 - Chelsea Zinn and Steven French

Chelsea Zinn, a smoking hot thirtysomething mother of two, starts out talking about being a good role model for her daughter, abortions, doing time for trafficking, and trying to control her kids. After a conversation that few people expect in a porno, she’s joined by Steven French, who few people want to see in a porno but apparently has some photos that Cram would rather not see the light of day. She eagerly starts sucking his cock and lets him lend her a little spit when he thinks she’s running down. Steven feeds her some baby food as she sucks his cock and licks his balls, apparently so she can get the taste out of her mouth, and squirts her with milk from a bottle before pouring a bit in her mouth. Chelsea gets up to ride Steven cowgirl style, and lets Steven finger her ass after giving it a little milk. He tries pumping some milk into her ass with a baby bottle and lets her suck his cock again before Chelsea impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She sucks it clean with the help of a little more baby food before getting a little more ass action in reverse cowgirl, spoon, and missionary. She encourages Steven to slap her a bit and to choke her, and they continue to add the baby food to their play. Chelsea even has Steven pop in her partially full baby bottle and then drinks it down.

This is every bit as hot of a scene as I hoped for from Chelsea. She’s almost always been nicely vocal and enthusiastic, and that doesn’t change just because she’s with Steven French. I’m not much of a fan of food play, so the baby food part didn’t work for me sexually, but it did provide some nice humor. That said, I loved the baby bottle play in the scene, which I thought added a nice touch. The interview was also nicely human while covering some topics that few others dare talk about in porn. Chelsea starts off MILF Meat on the right foot.

Scene 2 - Delilah Strong and Chris Mountain

Delilah, a brunette with blonde streaks and a daughter, starts out her scene talking about paying for her daughter’s birthday present by eating cum and getting fisted, being the daughter of a porn whore, trying to fuck her way through her high school, and sexual tips she’s learned from her mom and wants to pass on to her daughter. When Chris arrives, she lets him go right to fucking her throat, as well as slapping her a bit and spitting in her mouth. All of it seems to turn on Delilah more and more as Chris encourages her to take more and more. He goes to work on her pussy next, licking it, slapping it, and rubbing it before fucking her missionary style on the couch. She encourages him to keep slapping her and choking her before turning around to ride him cowgirl style. They tone back the spanking a little before Chris nails Delilah doggie style, and then get intense again with a bit more spanking. Chris impales Delilah on his cock for a reverse cowgirl ride before slamming it into her while spooning. Finally, Chris has Delilah beg for his cum before giving her a nice load across her smiling tongue. Delilah happily collects it in her mouth, then gargles it and swallows it down.

This is another very hot scene. The interview takes the fun route rather than the serious route that Chelsea took, and there’s plenty of laughs there that Delilah has fun with as well. The sex is definitely on the intense side of things, but I just can’t think of it being degrading to women or misogynistic because it’s obvious that there’s limits to it and Delilah is completely into it. In fact, she seems to be driving much of the intensity by encouraging Chris to slap her, talk nasty to her, and to choke her. She doesn’t give up the butt, but she does make up for it nicely with a great swallowing finish. This is another winner of a scene.

Scene 3 - Desire Moore, Dino Bravo, and Steven French

Desire, a dirty blonde mother of one, talks about hoping her boy doesn’t find out what she’s doing for a very long time, her deadbeat husband, and having a baby if she’s meant to before Steven and Dino are brought in. She attacks Steven orally and lets him slap her a little as Dino ties a baby bib around her neck. Dino hands Steven some applesauce that he spoons onto his cock as Desire sucks him, and she spits it back at him several times. They also break out the baby bottle for her, and Dino is allowed to have some oral attention as well before she climbs up to ride Steven cowgirl style. Of course she keeps sucking Dino, and when it’s his turn she lets him fuck her from behind while Steven gives her some milk, baby food, and his cock. Steven lets Desire impale her ass on his cock when he gets his next turn before having her suck it off with a little more baby food. She lets Steven spoon her and rides Dino cowgirl style before Steven joins back in to DP her with a little help from the baby bottle. After a few more tastes of her ass, Desire has the guys pop in her jar of baby food before Steven spoon feeds it to her.

This scene didn’t do a lot for me. There’s a lot more of the food play, and I just didn’t find Desire that desirable. She does seem to get into it pretty well and gives off some natural feeling vocals, but the chemistry between her and the guys just wasn’t that good. Heck, Dino seemed like he was only a part timer in the scene, and when he did appear he did so little that I wondered if a union appeared in pornoland. The DP was easily the highlight of the scene, but this was easily the least enjoyable scene in the movie for me.

Scene 4 - Nikki Hunter and Scott Lyons

Nikki, a sultry bottle blonde Mom of two with bit hooters, starts things out playing with herself while waiting for Grip & Cram. She talks about being a porno mom rather than a soccer mom, liking to get fucked even though she’s married, having a list of who gets her next after her hubby dies, and support among her family before she devours Scott orally. After she gets him nicely lubed up with her spit she turns around and lets Scott take her straight to the A doggie style. Scott has her suck it clean before rolling her onto her back and spearing her sphincter again. She climbs on top for a reveres cowgirl ride before letting Scott spoon her ass and choke her. She squirts as Scott fucks her ass, and finishes things up taking Scott’s squirt all over her face while looking up with eager eyes and an eager tongue.

This is a great scene to finish things up with. Nikki and Scott have great chemistry, and there’s plenty of trash talking back and forth between them. There’s also plenty of energy, and it all comes off completely naturally. This is a very hot scene that is definitely going to make me look for more of Nikki in the future!

MILF Meat is a pretty hot movie that nicely works around real moms. I like how Grip and Cram vary the age of the girls a bit throughout the feature, and they give some nice attention to the fact that they are real life moms rather than just having Rubee Tuesday and a bunch of other over the hill broads that you see in almost every other MILF movie out there. The interviews were very nicely done, and they nicely work in both Grip and Cram’s tongue in cheek humor with some good seriousness. It all depends on how the girls play it, and that gives the movie some nice depth that I didn’t expect. The sex varies a bit as well. There’s some darn hot performances with three of the girls giving up the ass with ease, but the baby food aspect didn’t work for me as I’m not much of a fan of food play. Grip and Cram Johnson nicely kick their game up a notch with MILF Money, and although it didn’t work for me quite as well as some of their other releases it still shows a lot of potential.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per good looking snapshots or full screen photo. Bios are included for all of the girls, as well as Trista Post, Gen Padova, and Grip and Cram, with each bio including a photo, some stats on the person, and a little personal information. There’s even production notes from Grip and Cram, which are once again production notes like you’ll find nowhere else! There’s also the Blow Gen Blow Chronicles bonus scene and a fifty second photo gallery with about five seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo as well as a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly seventeen minutes. Chelsea starts things out chatting about baby food and breast feeding before Delilah talks about not having any female friends because she fucked almost every guy in her school. They also talk about fisting and terminology before a little extra footage between Delilah and Chris. They even get a little porno gossip with Delilah before Desire talks about not getting fucked up the ass in a while and her hubby being weird. Dino and Steven join in to talk about rubbing their balls together before they talk with Scott about Chatsworth. Nikki appears and talks about enemas and her boys before chatting with the guys as Scott spanks the monkey. As usual, it’s a highly amusing behind the scenes featurette that’s definitely worth checking out. There’s a bit of sex, but mostly there’s just a lot of fun from people who sure seem to love what they do.

Bonus Scene - Trista Post, Gen Padova, and Sergio

Trista becomes the first guest star in the Blow Gen Blow Chronicles. Grip and Cram Johnson start things out talking about how Gen seemed different from other porn whores and how she affected them as they introduce the scene. Tristan and Gen start things out in blue and offwhite bra and panty sets, respectively, before Trista grabs Gen by the head and pushes her down to start sucking Sergio’s cock. She strips Gen down so she can slap her titties as well as pulling her hair, pinching her nose shut, guiding her head, and even pinning her arms behind her back as she gets face fucked. Trista pulls Gen away so she can suck some cock, and goes after Sergio’s shaft with as much energy, enthusiasm, and throat as Gen. The girls call each other names, spit on each other, and slap each other as they take turns working on Sergio. Trista even gets Gen out of the way by choking her until she passes out, and then slaps and shakes her back to consciousness so that Sergio can give her a facial. Trista kisses the cum from Gen’s mouth and licks her face clean before swapping it back to her. Gen spits it back on her and then walk out on them.

Blow Gen Blow looks like it’s going to be a worth successor to Grip and Cram’s Fucked in the Head and Fucked in the Head 2. This scene has all the chemistry, enthusiasm, and intense oral action that I came to expect from that series, while feeling neither forced nor held back at any point. Both Trista and Gen appear to love taking a cock into their throat as well as being slapped around a little, and it makes this a darn hot oral scene. The choking until passing out thing didn’t work overly well for me, but it’s also something that seems to fit very well for Gen so I couldn’t get too down on it. This is a pretty hot scene and definitely has me looking forward to Blow Gen Blow #2 with Tyla Wynn on the Donkey Punch DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, older women, food play, rimming (female > male), anal, ass to mouth, swallowing, group, DP, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, Chatsworth Pictures’ DVDs can be found online for around $20. I’d suggest renting this one first, because I can see the baby food play being very hit or miss and possibly lowering the replay value for many people. The sex is nicely capture and has some very good intensity and chemistry, as well as the sense of humor I’ve come to expect from Grip and Cram. The technical aspects are also handled quite well, and there’s some very good effort put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD.

Note to Chatsworth Pictures: It’s obvious you have a little more freedom now than before. It’s going to be interesting to see what all you do in the future, just as long as you maintain your sense of humor!

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