M.I.L.F. Internal 7 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/27/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: 12 / 21 / 2008

Director: None credited

Cast: Janet Mason, Josilyn, June Summers, Monique Fuentes, Nikki Sexx, Joe Blow, Mikey Butgers, and Talon

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This has been a pretty average series from what I've seen of it. I'm not expecting anything other than that here.

Initial Reaction: It's pretty good but nothing too special

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting straightforward sex with older women and cream pies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a good mix of male talent and both anal and vaginal cream pies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects make it to the above average mark. The audio is clear, but the balance leaves a bit to be desired early in each scene with the camera man coming across very loud while the girls can barley be heard. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a touch of grain to the presentation as well as a little camera motion and some focus problems.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu blends a few clips from the movie and a little minor animation with stills of some of the girls for an okay first impression. The chapter menu isn't too bad and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the MILF in it.

The Feature

The MILF Internal series keeps things pretty simple. Each scene starts with the girl chatting about themselves a little and showing off before they're joined by a guy. They fuck for a bit and then finish things up with an internal pop shot.

Latino MILF Monique starts things out chatting about having a kid and being tall before chatting a little with the cameraman in Spanish. She strips down for the camera while showing a nice smile and masturbates lightly before Talon is called in and she starts sucking his cock. Monique mixes in some nice eyes and plenty of stroking as well as quite a bit of camera mugging as she mouths Talon's tool, and then starts talking in Spanish as he fucks her doggie style. Monique moves on to ride him in each of the cowgirls before laying back to take it missionary style, and lets Talon finish himself off in her pussy. She tries to squeeze it back out into a glass, and afterwards waves goodbye.

This is an okay scene. Monique shows some nice potential, and has a nice body. She puts out some good vocals and nice energy, but her camera mugging held the scene back a bit for me. The thing that held the scene back was everything in the scene other than Monique. With how plastic Talon looks after his botched plastic surgery I couldn't help but wonder if one of his swimmers took if Monique would give birth to a mannequin instead of a baby, The guy behind the camera doesn't help anything either as he's pretty annoying through his interview. He comes off feeling like he thinks he's the coolest guy around while also seeming a bit geeky, and only does an average job behind the camera. This scene hovers around the average mark.

Dirty blonde Nikki starts out showing off a nice personality and beautiful eyes before stripping down to show off a very nice augmented rack that she obviously loves and a great big butt. She plays with herself a bit before Talon is brought in and starts kissing his way around her. He strips off her panties and licks her tits before Nikki drops down to suck his cock. Talon fucks her doggie style before spooning her, and then lets her get up for a cowgirl ride. Nikki also lays back for a bit of missionary work before Talon milks his cock into her pussy and holds a glass below to catch it. Afterwards Nikki pours it over her tits.

This is a pretty good scene. Nikki is cute and has a fantastic attitude, and although Talon is one of the few guys in porn I normally try to avoid she made this scene work. The chemistry is surprisingly good but there are a few camera problems with some very blurry parts in the scene. This is a hot scene that has me looking forward to more great things from Nikki.

Partially bottle blonde Josilyn starts the third scene out in a little pink outfit with a fairly dazed look in her eye talking about herself before standing up to strip off her dress and show off a nice pair of bolt-ons and a nice round ass. She lays back and works on herself with a vibrating egg before Talon walks in with a hard cock for her to suck. Josilyn gets up to ride Talon in each of the cowgirls with some nice ass slapping and a bit more cocksucking mixed in. They keep going in doggie before finishing things up with the missionary style cream pie that she tries to squeeze back out into a dish.

This is a pretty good scene. Josilyn puts out some very nice energy and vocals as well as being cute with a nice body. Yes, she is a bit generic porno with her fake tits, bleached hair, and looking like she could really use a good meal, but she puts out a strong enough performance that I really didn't care. This is a fun scene.

Redhead Janet shows off a great smile, laugh, and eyes talks about being a real deal MILF and her big fat titties before Mikey walks in with a hard cock for her to suck right after he sees how it fits between her tits. Janet gets up to ride Mikey cowgirl style after sucking him before completely stripping off her dress and turning around for the reverse cowgirl. They roll to the side to spoon before working through missionary and onto doggie, and then return to spooning for Mikey to nut in her cunt. After he pops Janet plays with the cum and tries to get it to come back out before sucking some of the cum off her fingers.

This is easily one of the best scenes in the movie. Janet looks great and puts out some very nice energy and vocals. She has very nice chemistry with Mikey and takes the cream pie extremely well. The only thing that holds this scene back is the camera man, who doesn't seem to understand that people are watching the scene to see Janet fuck and take a nice cream pie rather than to hear him run off at the mouth. This is a very fun scene that's only held back by the camera man.

Brunette June introduces herself with a smile and chats a little while claiming to be thirty eight before stripping down and showing titty tricks with her 40FF funbags. She lays back to play with her pussy before the action magically cuts to her sucking Joe's dick while laying in her stomach. He fucks her doggie style before letting June ride him in reverse cowgirl. Joe spoons June and fucks her missionary style before busting a nut in her pussy. June squeezes it out into a glass and then acts like she's going to pour it over her tits without ever doing it.

This is a pretty hot scene. June looks utterly fantastic for her age and puts out some nice energy and realistic vocals. She has decent chemistry with Joe who gives her a good hard cock to work with, but this scene seemed just a little short for some reason. This is a pretty good scene, but I couldn't help but wish that it would have lasted longer.

M.I.L.F. Internal 7 is an above average movie that has some nice things going for it but just as much holding it back. For the nice things, there's a very nice female cast. Janet Mason, June Summers and Nikki Sexx really show off a ton of personality, and all three of them turn out what looks to be a very nice fuck. They're energetic, enthusiastic, and vocal, and that says a lot since Janet's the only one lucky enough to deal with a good porn stud. Talon's being the stud in the first three scenes definitely held this one back for me, as did the near requirement that the cream pies all had to be deposited in the missionary position. I love that Janet actually got to get her cunt creamed spooning instead of in missionary, and thankfully there was a touch more variety between scenes in the positions leading up to the cream pie. The other problem here was behind the camera. The guy just doesn't seem to know how to shut up and runs off at the mouth pretty good through much of the movie while only doing an average job with the camera work. I can't help but think that if there were a different guy behind the camera this release could have earned at least another half point. M.I.L.F. Internal 7 is an above average fuck flick, but with the ladies featured in the movie it should have been much better than that.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Pigtails Round Asses 9 and Creampie Surprise 9. The photo gallery lasts about three minutes and takes seven seconds to annoying pan and around zoom in or out each snapshot.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, MILF, tease, and cream pie (vaginal)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hundies' DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with only a few stores offering them for under $20. Aim low here. The movie isn't bad, but it also doesn't show a lot of effort. The sex makes it past the average mark most of the time, but normally not much further than that. The technical aspects are pretty average and there's no effort put into the extras. This is a pretty average release.

Note to Hundies: A little variety could go a long way with your releases. So would a little effort towards the overall DVD.

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