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Milf Bone 3 Review

Diabolic

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Reviewed by picman  on  5/3/2009

Prologue Over the last several months, the women I've been feeling the most are of the more mature variety. From young veterans to still hot middle age, these are the woman with the chops and substance to hold my attention beyond a litany of circus acts. As such, I'm embarking on a series of MILF/Cougar/Mature Women titles for my next few reviews, and I'll start with this Diabolic feature which touts the return of Debi Diamond. Arguably the patron saint of all the extreme girls that came afterward, Debi was always an insatiable cum slut, and I'm tingling at the very thought of her in this advanced atmosphere. The only woman in the history of porn that could provide a greater sense of anticipation, for me, would be Vanessa Del Rio. The rest of the cast is far from shabby, with personal favorites Brittany O'Connell and Lola. Payton Leigh has impressed in other productions, and Syren De Mer is new to me. The director is Jack Mayhoff (?). I don't know who he is either.
The video opens in a big way with tease by Brittany O'Connell. I find it amazing that fifteen years past her salad days, time hasn't blunted her cuteness one iota. If anything. she's more beautiful in a fuller bodied way. The tits aren't real, but seem more appropriate than when she first had the enhancement done, and Brittany definitely knows how to put them, and all her other assets, on display, without shedding a drop of clothing. But shed them she must, and does, slowly, like classic burlesque. After the tits are bared, a cut to an amorous clinch with Sascha. The usually robotic Hun has a fireball rubbing against his crotch, and if Brittany can't elicit some real passion, then no one can. She likes what she feels inside his trousers, and unwraps him like a present. She tells him she's already wet, which is fortuitous because he's already hard, and Brittany sits on Sascha's cock in RC. It's balls deep from the outset, and from the way she's slamming down and twitching on his cock, as well as the full flush that comes over her, I'd say Brittany's got a quick trigger today. An ill advised edit as Brittany's really laying down the strokes, and a roll into spoon. P2M bj, breathless and sloppy. Back to the fucking in CG, Brittany folding in that big dick and continuing her aggressive use of Sascha's staff. Another unfortunate cut as Brittany's really getting it going, this time to mish. When Sascha pulls out, it looks like her pussy is quivering, and Brittany begs him to make her cum. It looks like he accomplishes the task, tnen orders Brittany to suck her pussy off his dick. The gleam in her eyes at that request is very telling. They move to doggy, and Brittany tells Sascha to "Stretch my pussy!" She loves it deep, and he raises her right leg to further himself. "Drill my pussy. Yeah, that's it. Drill my pussy!" Brittany's on fire, her upper body glistening with sweat. Side entry mish for extra depth has Brittany gasping and moaning, soon enough causing Sascha to drain his balls on her face. PCH to a quick fade.
I'm not saying there's no "performance" here, but Brittany was really digging the hard reaming. It looked like she could have continued for significantly longer, but that wasn't meant to be. Great opening scene with a couple of edit caveats imo.
Lola is a woman who's career defies explanation. Barely on the edge of MILFdom at the age of 33, she's been toiling away in the porn industry for eleven years. Not the conventional beauty of someone like Jenna Jameson, she's never been a covergirl regular. She's maintained her career and popularity without pumping up her sweet "A" cups, or ever letting a dick up her ass. Yet her name on this cast list almost assures me of one more burning scene.
Lola's tease is simple and short as she somehow makes a plain, brown sweater dress work. She hasn't escaped one porn convention, as the ink fairy has made a visit, leaving a mural along her right side. Looks pretty good, though. The years have been good to her, padding her sleek frame to perfection, and giving her a juicy looking ass. She's paired with Marco Banderas for a hot blooded Hispanic affair. They start by making out in a corridor, but Lola's quick to fondle his package and squat for the deepthroating, sloppy, dick sniffing, ball licking bj that keeps us coming back for more, and excites her to the point of nipples shooting out like bullets. Lola leads Marco by the cock into a bedroom and shoves him down on the bed. She easily, and naturally, adopts the role of sexual predator, and continues to devour his hard horn. As long as he's down there, Lola decides to climb on the cock in CG. She's been around, and knows how to combine fucking for effect with seeking her pleasure, and Lola's folding it in, getting at her hot spots. She turns for RC, and she gets ever so close to cumming, but I think the exertion of the positon works against it. P2M, then spoon. They work in concert here, searching for her elusive orgasm, and you can see it's brewing, but can't quite get her over the edge for the big one. She's in a constant state of ecstasy, and worships the cock that's making her feel so good, sucking it once again before laying back for mish. Lola's cunt id starting to turn to kryptonite for Marco as he fights to deliver the coup de grace. Intensity etches her face as they move to doggy, imo the best position for the kind of stamina and control to do the job. Up and over morphs into a skull fuck as Lola slithers under Marco's body. Back to doggy, Lola fingering her forbidden sphincter. She lets Marco know when she's ready for his cum, and he explodes over her face, making Lola porn pretty.
Very hot scene, even if Lola never got the big explosion she seemed to be building. She was on edge the entire time and clearly enjoying herself.
Normally, when I think of a MILF, the image of a woman in full sexual bloom, confident and knowing, pops into my head. Brittany O'Connell fit that to a "T". Payton Leigh, on the other hand, evokes another image. That of a strait laced, repressed woman, over 40, who looks like the president of the PTA. In my imaginary scenario for Payton, a couple of glasses of wine and a young hard cock would lead the way out of a life of quiet desperation. Realistically, for the purposes of this video, she's an attractive woman with a still tight body who's going to get dicked down to her heart's content. The tease displays that the only signs of her age are around the eyes, mouth, and the wrinkling in her hands as she rocks some satin lingerie. She also has to have the smallest areolae in the business. Her hard nipples project out of almost nothing. Partner for the day is Alex Gonz, and there's a solid 15-16 years between them, which is very pleasing to Payton. They introduce themselves to each other as they kiss, getting Payton's motor purring fast. Alex peels her undies and gives her ass some worshipful kisses, returning to her face, then inspecting Payton's lovely nether region. Some tongue work, including a few dips into her hot little ass, and Payton's melting on the bed. He's almost hard with no help and eases his dick into her cunt doggystyle. As he grows rigid and gets deep, Payton's cream starts to ring his cock. That's nature's sign to slam and Payton calls for it harder. She has a leg shaking orgasm and sucks the dick that caused it. Face fucking and gagging lends a bit of sloppiness before Payton lays back and Gonz eats her wet hole some more. He's making a very good friend today. He jams his cock in hard, tnen fucks her slow to restart the juices, increasing speed, then depth, with Payton reacting profoundly when he finds bottom. She has a major orgasm with Alex's cock buried to the hilt. He doesn't rest on his laurels and continues to electrify her. They go aerial and Gonz pounds the multi orgasmic MILF until they collapse on the bed with Payton on top and fucking through her after shocks. This is really good stuff. Alex drives from underneath with a finger in her ass to facilitate the next wave. P2M turns into a 69, then RC, as a relentless young cock meets the insatiable pussy. Another big nut for Payton as Alex grinds in deep, which seems to be her key. Snuggle up to that cervix and push. She goes fucking crazy. They roll into spoon for an affectionate interlude, Alex using his fingers on her clit to bring her off once again. He uses his dick to toy with her clit as they're setting up for mish where more jolts charge through her electrified body. Eventually all good things must come to an end, and as Alex fucks to get himself off, Payton is so close herself that you can see him straining to try to get them at the same time. He pulls out and drops his load on Payton's tongue, which she devours gladly.
Payton got fucked into another world. One I like to visit now and again. Her reactions were so real and positive, I'm sure it only made Alex want to fuck her harder and longer, which created an infinite circle of orgasm. Wonderful scene.
Syren De Mer looks like she could have stepped off of the set of Desperate Houswives. She's tight on top, with a touch of badadunk on the bottom. Very hot. Black, lacey lingerie becomes her, as I'm sure Christian would agree as he fondles the 39 yr. old. Doesn't take him long to find Syren's big, round ass, and play with it. He works a finger into her pretty pink butthole, and Syren's making noises like she's "anal friendly". She also sounds like she wants a very physical affair with strongman Christian throwing her around and "taking her". Hopefully he'll take the hints. Syren finds his cock and makes sweet love to it, and Christian finger bangs her pooper some more. She's not afraid to throat him, and so far Syren's proving to be the secret weapon of this production. With his cock hard and fat, Syren slips her pussy over it in CG. She gets a nice rhythm going in a quick canter, riding Christian's cock just like the name of the position would indicate. He moves her around to side saddle, and Syren gives every indication she wasn't kidding about wanting to be tossed around. He rams her hard in spoon, then a deep throating P2M bj that gets the slobber running. Syren gets picked up for aerial fucking, then put down, bent over, salad tossed, into doggy. A thumb in her ass gets Syren's attention, and Christian follows by sticking his dick in her inviting bunghole. A couple of gapes, and A2M. RCA is next, and Syren's getting goose bumps. She says she's going to cum, but there's an unfortunate edit immediately after. Still in RCA, then A2M. They go back to vag fucking in RC, Christian bailing out quickly and pouring his seed into Syren's mouth. Show and swallow.
I didn't know what to expect from Syren, but have to say that I really like this woman. The scene was a little short, and maybe I don't want to know why, but what there was of it was hard and passionate. I'll be looking for more of Syren De Mer.
The legendary Debi Diamond makes her cumback in this video, still looking the part of the voracious man eater despite the obvious advance of age. She's pumped up her tits and grown soft in the middle, but there's a lot of life left in her hungry holes. James Deen draws the assignment, and Debi clearly likes to be manhandled and bossed around. James handles her cunt as she writhes in his lap. Pulling off clothes is eschewed for ripping through them, and they both dig into her holes simultaneously. Debi finds his cock and puts a lip lock on it, putting on display what might be her greatest talent. She doesn't just suck cock, Debi devours it. Savors the taste. Uses it like oxygen. Chicken head and deep throat, then a mish penetration where they immediately fall out of synch. Debi's squirming on his cock trying to fuck him while he needs her to be more still so he can get his stroke going. Debi also obsesses over covering her paunch while she fights to contain herself on his dick. Her dirty talk flows easily, and despite their troubles, it looks like Debi cums. Her tongue appears to have a mind of its own and Debi is happy to suck dick out of her pussy. They move to doggy in another wrestling match. She's giving him free reign, but Deen isn't rough enough to suit her. RC is next, Debi nearing orgasm even as she fights the propensity for flailing around to let Deen stay in charge. Doggy makes those big titties bounce, and James seems to be getting the idea that he has to ramp up his performance and not be so nice to her. Side entry, then he plays with her backdoor and asks if she wants him to finish up in there, It's obvious that Debi wants him to take it, and use her like the man she wants him to be. The cock slides in easily and Debi is at peace with the world as Deen's dick gets harder as he nears orgasm. All too quickly he's popping on her face.
I'm not going to pretend that I don't know that Debi responded to criticism of this scene by disavowing it and throwing Deen under the bus for being too controlling without the chops to deliver her. There was a real struggle going on, but it only made things more real, and there was some good stuff in here, as well as a portal into Debi's hyper sexuality that maybe can only be satisfied with a gangbang. She's still quite a load, and I'll be getting back to her shortly.
Epilogue This was a simple video with short, but effective tease and one on one sex, but it delivered the goods throughout. Not without problems or mysteries as pointed out in the Debi Diamond and Syren De Mer scenes, it delivered attractive, hot, and orgasmic women. Brittany O'Connell remains one of the cutest and sexiest woman in the industry even as she pushes forty (or possibly beyond). Plenty of sizzle in her scene, even with one of porn's robots. Lola continues to create a heat and arousal usually reserved for women who are known for having no boundaries. Her enthusiasm for sex, and the skill with which she displays it are on display here. Payton Leigh may be in it for the money, but she's not letting that fact cheat her out of any orgasms. Her scene was electric, and her pleasure drove partner Alex Gonz to push for more. Syren's scene was great, and the only one originally slated for anal. And that's where the mystery occurred. Syren wasn't having any noticable problem with the butt sex, yet just as she was really getting into it, it ended. Now, the Debi Diamond mismatch is another story entirely. Anybody reflecting on a new sexual relationship knows that sometimes you zig when she wants to zag. Things get too wet or too dry. Too soft or too hard. Part of building a good relationship is ironing these things out. Porn has always sidestepped these problems by creating a regimented system. Strict positioning at measurable intervals, and the cameraman goes home happy. Debi brings the forces of anarchy and chaos into the equation, and she's going to trip up more porn "professionals" than James Deen if she continues this comeback. His problem is the whiney reaction he had to Debi's moving and squirming as she fucks like a person with sexual ADD. There are only two ways to deal with her. One is by physical force, and the other is sheer numbers, keeping Debi pinned between two or more guys and passing her around. These are the things she practically begs for, and what James didn't deliver. Be that as it may, there were some very good sequences when they were in synch, and it wasn't a bad scene by my estimation.
The Disk There's a photo gallery and cumshot recap. Pretty bare for extras. The scene selection has a head shot of each star and an animation underneath. Looks pretty cool.
Recommendation I liked it, and it's worth watching for Payton Leigh alone. At least a rental, and a sure buy if you're interested in all things Debi Diamond or Brittany O'Connell on their, so far, successful comebacks.
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