Miami Maidens 8 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/31/2009

Miami Maidens #8 is a standard M/F porn release. The girl is in the room, the off camera voice tries to be oh so cool when he talks to her like he’s some super happening hip player, the male talent comes in and they fuck. This release, including bonus has 6 scenes and clocks in just less than 2 hours. Included in this are the obligatory Miami scenery shots between scenes like we're still in the Miami Vice era. Disk starts out with several phone sex ads that you can’t skip past, but at least you can fast forward through. Nothing special here about the sex, standard one on one, all the standard positions.

Onto the girls:

Britney Jay. Cute younger looking blonde. Little too much face time for the guy compared to the girl. Condom during the scene with a little too much pencil sharpening by the guy. Least he has good aim giving Britney Jay a nice serving of penis pudding to the mouth and chin.

Brandimay. Mediocre looking stripper type. Way to much face time for the guy. Condom during the scene with a little too much pencil sharpening by the guy. Brandimay’s mouth remains tightly sealed so none to the 2 drops of baby batter that the guy delivers penetrates.

MacKenzie. Another stripper type. Cuter than Brandimay though. No condom during her scene. The guy adds some tit fucking to the repertoire before stroking one off into her mouth from about 8 inches away. MacKenzie expels gonad goo onto her breastessess.

Destiny Summers. Keeping with the strippers here. Condom during the scene with a little too much pencil sharpening by the guy. Facial.

Kiki. About a 3 on the looks chart while sitting there for the interview, but somehow gets better looking after getting fucked. No condom in scene and she takes a facial to close out the regular feature.

I found the bonus scene of Miami Maidens to be very amusing in the sense that the guy in the scene feels that he’s the star and not the smoking hot girl. Reminds me of the website, Hot Chicks with Douche bags. Yup, the guy is a Bag. Spends the first few minutes of the scene talking smack, which is kind of funny as he has nothing to talk smack about. The guy has a small dick and has wood issues through his scene. In keeping with both of these issues, most of the shots are implied. The definite shots we do get are oral shots and the girl making hand babies onto her tits. IMHO this girl is smoking. Too bad she has a douche bag for a costar.

The extras have the above mentioned scene, a cumshots recap, photos, trailers, phone sex ads, and company info.