Mexican Humping Beans (Latin Love Pictures) Review

Reviewed by Moutasem  on  7/1/2014

I have run into many compilation DVDs in my porn viewing career. Most appear to be just a mixed bag of scenes tacked into one dilapidated package designed to get your attention. It's a style of DVD production streamlined to scene selections and extras for the viewer. Blame the Gonzo era of porn for this or applaud it. So is 'Mexican Humping Beans' just another comp? When I shop for DVDs I try to sift through the different starlets that grace the cast which is usually displayed on the front DVD cover. The studio is another factor regarding my decision on a purchase. So when I saw 'Mexican Humping Beans' I was curious as to what the complete package would be. Aside form the hilarious name it contains one of my favorite pornstars: Luscious Lopez. Will Lusicous be enough just to save what seems like another compilation DVD?

Latin women carry one of two assets; an attitude or an ass (or both!). We have more ass than attitude in this DVD thankfully. Here are some of the scorching starlets you'll find gracing this cast along with the great Luscious Lopez; Nataly Rosa, You can find some stuff of Rosa's on Hustler, the dazzling Dasani Lezian gets down and dirty in 'Mexican Humping Beans' ,Sammy Cruz's holes get slammed in this feature too, She goes by Samantha South in this DVD. The sweet petite Renae Cruz is welcome addition to the roster as well especially after seeing her work for Evil Angel.

The first scene has Dasani Lezian who is willing to get nasty for this little DVD entitled 'Mexican Humping Beans'. Her sexy black lingerie that she starts the scene off in gets discarded immediately to allow the dick sucking and fornication to start. Tight hips and sexy jet black hair, these assets are on full display as the sex starts. Lezian locks eyes with Stefano as she inhales his meat pipe, a great facet in blowjob scenes is a connection between the performers. Dasani willingly sucks Mike's balls as she clutches his cock. You can almost tell the fucking is about to start as she juggles his nuts with her tongue. Again proving a great oral sequence provides various techniques to observe. With a firm ass smack they start up doggie with a great camera angle allowing a perfect view of insertion. Mike Stefano is a master pussy eater. This guy gets smothered and covered in the stuff and time after time displays the proper way to munch on cunt. He is dedicated, displaying this in between humps tending to slam his face into Dasani's puss throughout the scene. The cowgirl fucking reveals a stupendous display. This is where most of the energy is in the scene for me. Dasani's butt cakes jiggle furiously as she rides Stefano's penis aggressively. The scene only gets better from there, Mike yet again slurping Dasani Lezian's beautiful vagina in between insertion takes. A few more position shifts and it gets kicked up a full notch higher when Stefano gets his butthole licked by this cavalier of a porn star dubbed Dasani Lezian. Looks like Luscious has some competition and things are starting to look up for 'Mexican Humping Beans'. Another highpoint is Dasani snowballing Mike Stefano's load right out of his own butthole. As I implied earlier the scene tends to escalate in quality with the result of my review rating escalating as well.

It's Stefano again in the next chapter of the DVD. Michael Stefano is a cocks man of epic proportions and we can all learn a thing or two from him. I loved the stuff he did with Tiffany Mynx in the early 2000s. The cute chick he is railing in this current scene of 'Mexican Humping Beans' is Samantha South sporting booty shorts with "Mexico" aptly inscribed across her butt. Be prepared for fucking in the foot region as well. After Stefano slobbers on that ass he eventually starts hammering away at her heels. I'm not a foot fetish guy at all but foot freaks should know it's in there for a brief moment. He gets her butthole soaked in his saliva during the ass fingering and anal play. From behind the camera someone (sounds like Tony Ribas) asks her a la Espanol if "she wan'ts another dick?" The answer to the question is a resounding "yes". And it's John Strong who is the other dick that will fill a hole of Samantha South's! Of course this leads to a strong DP session. This is a beautiful trend in porn and shows that this "average compilation" is up to par with today's standards. The close up shots of Samantha South getting slammed in both holes during the DP reveals the quality of filming and really forces home that this can be regarded as a full fledged fuck feature. A nice close up shot of the double-dicking is reinforced with great angles of Samantha South's holes being pulverized. Thankfully the anal is plentiful in this three-way scene as John Strong and Michael Stefano trade turns tearing into Samantha's asshole. From spooning anal to straight up doggie you will witness her butt getting split repeatedly. The double blast of cum Samantha receives at the end of the scene shows more quality seeping in this feature.

Luscios Lopez is one of the preferred ass starlets in this current generation of porn stars. I wish she would start shooting features again with today's studios (she allegedly retired). Her stacked butt cheeks tower over what ever lucky phallus dares to cross her booty's path. Right off the bat Luscious attempts deep throating this Louisville slugger shaped phallus before her. One of the prime dick suckers; Luscious tends to steal the show when it comes to oral sex. As Luscious smokes pole you can see various pictures of pornography pinned to the wall in the background. Seeing porn in porn is a plus. Porno is a multiverse that exapnds beyond the DVD that you are currently spinning. Keep in mind studios reciprocate and listen to fans in this web of entertainment. Back to the sex! The oral continues as Lopez's lips are slurped in an exchange between mouth to genitals in this performance of carpet munching. Throughout her features I've always recognized Luscious Lopez and her pretty pussy. Amazed by her hairless beaver that connects to an expansive set of butt cheeks. Her ass spills out brilliantly as she slides her thong down. She mounts cowgirl while twerking in a hypnotic sway and bouncing brilliantly. Mid-cowgirl Luscious rips out the dick to get a taste of her good pussy juice as well as giving that snatch a rest. After she sends her male performer to another world while performing a violent BJ we get teleported to the next scene sequence which is a grinding doggie position. Some hilarity ensues as Luscious jokes about not wanting to have any babies as her co performer pounds away. Constantly saying "Not yet, not yet, not yet,.." I wouldn't want to leave Luscious Lopez's tight hairless snatch either. I'd set up camp in there. After their brief comedic discussion of reproduction on the set it is agreed upon that the load of sperm belongs in Luscious Lopez's gullet. Fans should be fair game for the pop shot as they are essential in good fuck scenes. As expected Luscious guzzles the man gravy like a true sport and once again delivers for one of her biggest fans.

Renae Cruz is a powerful little petite and gets her scene started right off by sucking some dick as is protocol. Multiple camera angles show Renae's corkscrew techniques as she slobbers cock with fervor. Although I am satisfied with the BJ scene I would of appreciated it if Renae whacked Mark Wood's shaft more as well as improve her deep throat skills . Some standing doggie style begins as Mark Wood inserts himself into that tight petite Renae Cruz. Another powerful petite in the business it is great seeing Renae rock cock with her physical presence. As Mark Wood and her tangle up they begin twisting and slurping each other's tongues during the humping. Next he has Renae hung over a flight of stairs as he plows her doggie. The camera work again is exceptional since we get to see nice slides of insertion shots while Renae is on her knees being screwed in her tight vagina. After Renae tastes her pussy off Mark's dick. The scene migrates to a nicer looking couch and Renae adorably is dons a sombrero urging the viewers that her pussy is hungry for cock.

All in all 'Mexican Humping Beans' is a little light on the bonus features but is a well put together package of porno. You have at least one stalwart; which is Luscious Lopez and a handful of lesser known stars to check out. I don't recommend this DVD over my other favorites such as Club Jenna features or Jules Jordan stuff but it's worth a whack if you're interested in checking some lovely Latinas.