Merilyn: The Lost Tapes Review

Merilyn Sakova: The Lost Tapes

Studio: Score Group

Starring: Merilyn Sakova

Feature Length: approx. 2 hours, 15 minutes (no extras)

I'm still not sure what the gimmick is with "lost tapes." Merilyn may be retired but she's still a very recent performer; this isn't like Jackie Gleason discovering a bunch of Honeymooners kinescopes stashed in one of his storage lockers.

Mainly it's another collection of masturbation videos starring the huge-breasted Ukranian beauty, Merilyn Sakova. Unlike another recent DVD collection, Busty & Beyond, this one offers a bit more variation from scene to scene, including some mild fetish videos.

This DVD presents 2 and a quarter hours of her in ten different settings:

• Wearing latex and plastic wrap (yes, that's right). All posing.
• In a motorcycle shop, wearing a sheer fishnet top. Finger and dildo masturbation.
• Wearing lace. Finger masturbation.
• Wearing frilly lingerie and pantyhose. Simulated dildo sex with guy (see below).
• Finger masturbation in a bathroom, followed by pussy shaving and more finger fucking.
• Light bondage on a sofa and finger banging.
• White t-shirt and lube in a tub, then washing off. Pretty much all posing.
• At a home office. Finger and dildo masturbation.
• Virtual lap dance. Finger masturbation.
• In bed. Simulated dildo sex with guy (see below).

I suppose there are WTF moments in any porn, and for the most part we're used to them and don't pay attention anymore, or the blood isn't in our heads and we're distracted. But this is a new one on me: there are two scenes where Merilyn simulates sex with a guy (a real guy, not a mannequin), but instead of a real cock, there's a realistic dildo in his pants. Why? Damned if I know. I don't know if it's a way to get around manditory condom laws, or if Merilyn didn't want to actually blow or fuck a real cock on camera, but this is weird. It's a way of simulating POV sex scenes, but I never got past the fact that I was looking at a plastic cock, and the scenes did not work for me.

Other than that, it's a pretty good collection. The main thing is you must like Merilyn Sakova, but that's all you're going to get and there's over 2 hours of her of nothing else (except a headless guy and a stunt cock). Unlike Busty & Beyond, you get Merilyn in a slightly wider range of situations and acts. None of the fetish stuff is hard-core fetish—it shouldn't turn off people who don't like bondage, for instance.

As usual, Merilyn doesn't say much. She's got a bit of a Natasha Fatale, moose & squirrel voice that's sexy would have been more fun if she talked more. There is a little dirty talk, both in English and in Russian or Ukranian (I can't tell them apart), but mostly it's either music or sighs and moaning.

Big boobs fans should mostly be pleased—there's a huge amount of boob play. In a few scenes she actually licks and kisses her nipples. Masturbation, as with other Merilyn DVDs, is a performance that may or may not be genuine.

Overall: if you're a Merilyn Sakova fan, get it. If you're a big boob lover who enjoys simulated sex and masturbation with fingers and toys, get it.