Memoirs Of a Modern Day Geisha Review
VCA
Studio: VCA
Category: Asian
Directed by: Jennifer James
Starring: Kyle Stone, Rod Fontana, Tommy Gunn, Mika Tan, Nick Manning, Annie Cruz, Kaiya Lynn, Nyomi Zen, Lana Croft
Released on: 5/3/2006
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Reviewed by Gunth on 6/21/2006
b>Plot/Story:
Daughter of a famous geisha, Kaiya is a virgin workaholic who dreams of the first man to touch her. When an evil gangster kidnaps her friend she has no choice except to go to Geisha school.
Scenes:
Scene 1: Kaiya Lynn and dude- This is supposed to be a dream sequence, so the movie starts off with Kaiya in the middle of getting fucked in a luxurious orientally decorated room. Light music in the background, but music was the same volume as video. They do some reverse cowgirl, but they focus either on the lower or top half of Kaiya. Not exactly what I would do if I was the director. First half was slow, then starts to speed up. Cut right before cum shot. First thing said in the movie is I want your cum all over me. He cums on her chest.
Scene 2: Tommy Gunn and Mika Tan- Great scene. She has the alternative thing going here with red hair and a nose ring. She is wearing a dog collar that says “whore”, which Tommy pulls her around with at times. She attacks his cock to start off, spitting on it and just gobbling it up. Banging head against the wall and swearing with one leg over Tommy’s shoulder. Anal. ATM. Facial, but we don’t see more than a second or two before it pans out.
Scene 3: Rod Fontana and Lana Croft- Lana is the new Asian girl in town, and I like what I see. Sex is pretty vanilla, no anal and slow paced. But she reminds me of Kobe Tai. Hopefully if she makes more movies they will start to get more out of her. Facial.
Scene 4: Nyomi and Annie Cruz- Excellent Lesbian scene. A lot of kissing and rubbing, you can tell that the girls of each others pleasure on their minds. Coming in at a wopping 25 minutes it is by far the longest scene on the DVD…and they do it WITHOUT TOYS. I really like Nyomi’s long hair.
Scene 5: Kaiya Lynn and Nick Manning- Kaiya is dressed up in traditional Geisha garments complete with white face makeup. Real nice touch. Starts off slow and tender, then they just go at it. Nick is like a beast, just ravaging her with Kaiya screaming and moaning for all it is worth. Facial all over her pretty makup. But the actual sex was only 7 minutes long.
Score Breakdown
Sex: I am really having trouble trying to figure out why the director thought it necessary to make the random lesbian scene 35 minutes and the climax scene only contain 7 minutes of sex. You have Kaiya Lynn in full Geisha outfit, getting fucked hard and loving every moment of it, and the scene ends before I can even adjust the volume on my TV. Also, the director really needs to work on cuts and position change. On the plus side, Mika Tan put in an excellent performance as well as Nyomi and Annie Cruz. Kaiyas talents were wasted here, with both of her scenes way way too short. 2.5
Girls: The hottest Asian talent in the business, with nicely done costumes and makeup. 4.5
Audio/Video: Shot in HD wide screen with excellent resolution. The background music was a little loud at times. 4.5
Extras: Slide Show, Trailers, and girl index. 1.5
Plot and Acting: Pretty good plot with some nice acting from the girls. It was only a matter of time before someone did the porn version of Memoirs of a Geisha, thankfully this movie is a lot better than the usual porn rip offs. 3.5
In the End: That last scene with Kaiya still bugs me. Being that most people will probably buy this movie initially to see her, the fact that her two scenes were the shortest on the movie will make most people hesitate (17 minutes in a 2 hour movie). On the other had, all the girls here were hot, so those that love beautiful Asian girls getting fucked in erotic sets should like this movie.
Questions/Comments? Gunth@my.adultdvdtalk.com
Daughter of a famous geisha, Kaiya is a virgin workaholic who dreams of the first man to touch her. When an evil gangster kidnaps her friend she has no choice except to go to Geisha school.
Scenes:
Scene 1: Kaiya Lynn and dude- This is supposed to be a dream sequence, so the movie starts off with Kaiya in the middle of getting fucked in a luxurious orientally decorated room. Light music in the background, but music was the same volume as video. They do some reverse cowgirl, but they focus either on the lower or top half of Kaiya. Not exactly what I would do if I was the director. First half was slow, then starts to speed up. Cut right before cum shot. First thing said in the movie is I want your cum all over me. He cums on her chest.
Scene 2: Tommy Gunn and Mika Tan- Great scene. She has the alternative thing going here with red hair and a nose ring. She is wearing a dog collar that says “whore”, which Tommy pulls her around with at times. She attacks his cock to start off, spitting on it and just gobbling it up. Banging head against the wall and swearing with one leg over Tommy’s shoulder. Anal. ATM. Facial, but we don’t see more than a second or two before it pans out.
Scene 3: Rod Fontana and Lana Croft- Lana is the new Asian girl in town, and I like what I see. Sex is pretty vanilla, no anal and slow paced. But she reminds me of Kobe Tai. Hopefully if she makes more movies they will start to get more out of her. Facial.
Scene 4: Nyomi and Annie Cruz- Excellent Lesbian scene. A lot of kissing and rubbing, you can tell that the girls of each others pleasure on their minds. Coming in at a wopping 25 minutes it is by far the longest scene on the DVD…and they do it WITHOUT TOYS. I really like Nyomi’s long hair.
Scene 5: Kaiya Lynn and Nick Manning- Kaiya is dressed up in traditional Geisha garments complete with white face makeup. Real nice touch. Starts off slow and tender, then they just go at it. Nick is like a beast, just ravaging her with Kaiya screaming and moaning for all it is worth. Facial all over her pretty makup. But the actual sex was only 7 minutes long.
Score Breakdown
Sex: I am really having trouble trying to figure out why the director thought it necessary to make the random lesbian scene 35 minutes and the climax scene only contain 7 minutes of sex. You have Kaiya Lynn in full Geisha outfit, getting fucked hard and loving every moment of it, and the scene ends before I can even adjust the volume on my TV. Also, the director really needs to work on cuts and position change. On the plus side, Mika Tan put in an excellent performance as well as Nyomi and Annie Cruz. Kaiyas talents were wasted here, with both of her scenes way way too short. 2.5
Girls: The hottest Asian talent in the business, with nicely done costumes and makeup. 4.5
Audio/Video: Shot in HD wide screen with excellent resolution. The background music was a little loud at times. 4.5
Extras: Slide Show, Trailers, and girl index. 1.5
Plot and Acting: Pretty good plot with some nice acting from the girls. It was only a matter of time before someone did the porn version of Memoirs of a Geisha, thankfully this movie is a lot better than the usual porn rip offs. 3.5
In the End: That last scene with Kaiya still bugs me. Being that most people will probably buy this movie initially to see her, the fact that her two scenes were the shortest on the movie will make most people hesitate (17 minutes in a 2 hour movie). On the other had, all the girls here were hot, so those that love beautiful Asian girls getting fucked in erotic sets should like this movie.
Questions/Comments? Gunth@my.adultdvdtalk.com
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