Melanie Crush & The Black Pipe Layers Review

Running Time: 65 min. (including the bonus scene)

Production Date: 2003

Director: None listed

Cast: Melanie Crush, 2 uncredited black guys, an uncredited bleached blonde, and

Initial Expectations: I’m really not sure what to expect here, so I’m going in with an open mind.

Initial Reaction: It’s nothing too special.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of interracial sex with plenty of motormouthing

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants interracial sex with the focus on the sex rather than how much the guys can talk

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. There’s an occasional background noise, such as a direction from off camera. The sound often sounds just slightly hollow, which I think is due to the room the scene was filmed in, but it’s nicely balanced. The video is much the same way. There’s a small amount of pixelation, but the feature is well lit. There’s a few camera shakes and soft focus blurs, but not many.

Music: None

Menus: The menus aren’t too bad. The main menu includes a small clip from the feature while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: Melanie Crush and the Black Pipe Layers is basically one long scene. There’s no real lead-in to the story, you just get right to the sex.

Melanie, a cute blonde, starts out handcuffed and wearing a ball gag in a latex skirt and tube top. She diddles herself a little with her fingers before making her way to the cabinet to get out a gold vibe to use on herself. Melanie fucks herself in a couple positions with the vibe before she’s found by the black guys. One goes down on her pussy while she sucks the other, and even fits the vibe in her mouth with the big black cock. She lets the guy who was eating her fuck her, and even takes a technical double vag by letting him slide her vibe in alongside his cock. The guys switch Melanie so she’s on all fours, and take turns fucking her before popping on her face and ass.

After popping, the guys change their focus to Melanie’s ass. They start her off with a string of step-up anal beads before fingering her ass while fucking her from behind and finally giving her a big black cock in the bum. Melanie takes it in the ass in a couple positions, but afterwards go back to working on her snatch. The first guy gives her a facial and the second gives her a cream pie before she takes a second pop from one of the guys on her ass after a little more fucking.

I had a hard time getting into this scene, and can say that it’s purely because of personal tastes. The guys barely ever shut their yappers. It’s like they’ve gone to the Wesley Pipes School of Motormouthing, which is a big turn off for me. I was to the point that I halfway wanted this to turn into a bi scene because I thought a dick down the throat of one of the guys might quiet them down a little (although I’m not sure it would work completely). Beyond that, it’s a good scene. Melanie and the guys have great energy and chemistry, and Melanie seems to be into almost the entire scene. She often looks uncomfortable during the anal, and I wouldn’t be surprised with the way she took the small anal beads and then jumping to a full size cock. It’s a good scene if you like it’s style of studs.

Black Dick Dreams is a bonus scene, although you wouldn’t know it unless you look at the chapter menu. It immediately follows the feature and stars a bleached blonde. She diddles herself in her living room while sipping on a glass of wine before moving to the bedroom. As she takes care of herself, she notices a black cock poke out of her closet. She heads over to give it head as soon as she gets over her shock, and barely even uses her hands until she’s over half done. She finally finishes things up with a facial before the scene fades out.

This scene didn’t do much for me even though the girl seemed to get into it quite well. At over twenty minutes long it seemed to go on forever and I was ready for the scene to be over halfway through it. I’m not sure, but the camera work seemed to have had a little to do with it. There are a few glimpses of the guy in the closet, but he never comes out. Every time the camera showed the guy I felt like I was being teased for a full scene which never came. The camera moved around to give plenty of views of the action, but I rarely liked any of them. I can see why this was going to be a bonus scene rather than a main part of the feature.

Melanie Crush & the Black Pipe Layers is an okay amateur interracial feature. The main scene is pretty good, with Melanie and the guys looking like they’re really into it. I didn’t care for much of the scene because the guys barely ever shut up while Melanie never said a single word. The only time it falters much outside of that is during the anal portion, when I have a strong inkling that Melanie was in a bit of pain. The other scene didn’t do much for me at all except make me realize how slow time can move sometimes. The scenes even things out pretty well, and make Melanie Crush & the Black Pipe Layers a pretty average feature even if you don’t mind the motormouthing.

Extras: According to the cover, the Black Dick Dreams scene is a bonus scene. I haven’t treated it like an extra because when watching the feature it appeared to be part of it. Trailers are included for Put It In Your Mouth, Best of Alexis Amore, and Girls Gone Black 2. There’s also website information.

Themes: Straight, B&D, masturbation, toys, interracial, group, DV (technical), spanking, anal, internal pop shots, and oral

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, many Sensational Video DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $18. If you like interracial sex with a lot of talking from the guys, this one should be worth the low end. The sex is pretty good, but there isn’t much for extras and the technical aspects are a little weak.

Note to Sensational Video: Credits would be a wonderful thing as people do pay attention to the people in the movie. Sometimes it’s to find more of them, sometimes it’s to avoid them, but most people I know do take notice of who they are. Also, if you’re going to include a bonus scene and want it thought of as an extra, make it look like it’s an extra. Here is just looks like you want the feature to be a combination of the two scenes, which is how I treated it. Finally, nobody likes to see pixelation. A little attention towards your video quality could go a long way.

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