My Handiwork 5: Mein Handiwork Review
Pop One Productions
Studio: Pop One Productions
Directed by: Nate Liquor
Starring: Claire Robbins, Aiden Starr, Sarah Shevon, Asphyxia Noir, Ashlee Graham
Released on: 7/18/2014
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Reviewed by fu_q on 11/19/2017
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Review:
It's all Sieg Heils and handjobs as a handful (...pardon the pun...) of Nazi naughties show that their arms can be used for a lot more than just saluting their Fuhrer in "Mein Handiwork", an overall-good, 2014 release from Pop One Productions. Indeed, the likes of Sarah Shevon, Asphyxia Noir, Aiden Starr, Claire Robbins, and Ashlee Graham all play the parts of various World War II Nazis--some fictional and at least one based on a real individual (Eva Braun)--as they jerk (...and sometimes suck and titty-fuck...) cock for their cause. The themes behind each scenario are surprisingly different, or at least different enough, to keep things interesting and fresh throughout, and there are plenty of comical moments along the way, as well. The latter ranges from faux accents with intentional slip-ups all the way up through more nuanced and informed material. Obviously, the ladies and the script poke fun at the bad guys that they're portraying and don't show them in a serious or positive light, for those who might initially be inclined to be offended by such a release. Indeed and similarly, it's unlikely that a movie like this--even of a few short years ago--would be made in this day and age...which in and of itself is a sad commentary on the current state of the world. Regardless, it's not about politics or social commentary, it's about tits, ass, pussy, and stroking cock...and in these categories, this flick largely succeeds. For those interested in historically- or military-inspired porn, handy-J's, hot babes in uniform, and so on, this one will probably do the trick. If one is easily offended by edgy subject matter, it's highly recommended to stay away.
In Scene One, the filthy-mouthed fraulein, Aiden Starr, complete with swastika-bearing, military headgear, blonde pigtails, and in the shadow of the Nazi flag, plays the part of Eva Braun, as she jerks a POV load out of a faceless Hitler character...all with the Allied forces closing in upon them. The idea here is that she needs his seed for scientists to be able to reproduce Hitler in the future, allowing for the formation of a so-called "Fourth Reich" in Argentina (...conspiracy theories!...). Throughout, Starr maintains a faux accent and makes playful, scenario-relevant jokes, ultimately spanking a spurting spunk-shot from her Fuhrer's fuck-stick. Bizarre, though not bad.
Scene Two finds the carrot-topped Ashlee Graham, decked out in her boyfriend's Nazi officer's uniform, waking him up and prepping him for his big promotion meeting. Of course, she does this with a POV handjob. A true soldier, he's quick to come to attention and--after plenty of jerking, some titty-fucking, and a bit of tongue action--simply to cum... all over himself and her hand.
In Scene Three, the dark, dirty, and diabolical Asphyxia Noir, clad in all black and Nazi patches, plays the part of an S.S. interrogator who's intent on extracting information from a faceless American P.O.W. ... by stroking and sucking the jizz out of him. Of course, this is exactly what happens, as Noir blows him to completion fully in her mouth, and then spits his load back on his stomach, calling him a pig and leaving the room. Hot stuff!
Scene Four has a redheaded Claire Robbins, in full Nazi uniform, attempting to wake up a comatose German soldier through various means. Of course, the one that she ultimately chooses to spend her time on is to pull off his sheet, expose his raging hard-on, and then whack him off right there on the hospital bed. She jerks and sucks him for some time, and he eventually appears to stiffen up and orgasm (though an actual load isn't overtly obvious) before she leaves... all to give it another go the next day.
In Scene Five, a stunning, brunette Nazi intelligence officer, the ivory-hued Sarah Shevon, trains a newly-minted spy to get used to jerking off so as to not spread his "Aryan seed" to undeserving American bimbos. Indeed, Shevon is so devoted to her cause that she gives him an up-close-and-personal demonstration, pulling his pants down and jerking him off whilst showing off her glowing figure. Also with its comical moments, this sexy, little stroker closes out with a squirting cum-shot in Sarah's hands...some of which also spurts out to her hair. Nice! (Try to detach yourself and to not to take this one too seriously, and you'll be fine...)
Review:
It's all Sieg Heils and handjobs as a handful (...pardon the pun...) of Nazi naughties show that their arms can be used for a lot more than just saluting their Fuhrer in "Mein Handiwork", an overall-good, 2014 release from Pop One Productions. Indeed, the likes of Sarah Shevon, Asphyxia Noir, Aiden Starr, Claire Robbins, and Ashlee Graham all play the parts of various World War II Nazis--some fictional and at least one based on a real individual (Eva Braun)--as they jerk (...and sometimes suck and titty-fuck...) cock for their cause. The themes behind each scenario are surprisingly different, or at least different enough, to keep things interesting and fresh throughout, and there are plenty of comical moments along the way, as well. The latter ranges from faux accents with intentional slip-ups all the way up through more nuanced and informed material. Obviously, the ladies and the script poke fun at the bad guys that they're portraying and don't show them in a serious or positive light, for those who might initially be inclined to be offended by such a release. Indeed and similarly, it's unlikely that a movie like this--even of a few short years ago--would be made in this day and age...which in and of itself is a sad commentary on the current state of the world. Regardless, it's not about politics or social commentary, it's about tits, ass, pussy, and stroking cock...and in these categories, this flick largely succeeds. For those interested in historically- or military-inspired porn, handy-J's, hot babes in uniform, and so on, this one will probably do the trick. If one is easily offended by edgy subject matter, it's highly recommended to stay away.
In Scene One, the filthy-mouthed fraulein, Aiden Starr, complete with swastika-bearing, military headgear, blonde pigtails, and in the shadow of the Nazi flag, plays the part of Eva Braun, as she jerks a POV load out of a faceless Hitler character...all with the Allied forces closing in upon them. The idea here is that she needs his seed for scientists to be able to reproduce Hitler in the future, allowing for the formation of a so-called "Fourth Reich" in Argentina (...conspiracy theories!...). Throughout, Starr maintains a faux accent and makes playful, scenario-relevant jokes, ultimately spanking a spurting spunk-shot from her Fuhrer's fuck-stick. Bizarre, though not bad.
Scene Two finds the carrot-topped Ashlee Graham, decked out in her boyfriend's Nazi officer's uniform, waking him up and prepping him for his big promotion meeting. Of course, she does this with a POV handjob. A true soldier, he's quick to come to attention and--after plenty of jerking, some titty-fucking, and a bit of tongue action--simply to cum... all over himself and her hand.
In Scene Three, the dark, dirty, and diabolical Asphyxia Noir, clad in all black and Nazi patches, plays the part of an S.S. interrogator who's intent on extracting information from a faceless American P.O.W. ... by stroking and sucking the jizz out of him. Of course, this is exactly what happens, as Noir blows him to completion fully in her mouth, and then spits his load back on his stomach, calling him a pig and leaving the room. Hot stuff!
Scene Four has a redheaded Claire Robbins, in full Nazi uniform, attempting to wake up a comatose German soldier through various means. Of course, the one that she ultimately chooses to spend her time on is to pull off his sheet, expose his raging hard-on, and then whack him off right there on the hospital bed. She jerks and sucks him for some time, and he eventually appears to stiffen up and orgasm (though an actual load isn't overtly obvious) before she leaves... all to give it another go the next day.
In Scene Five, a stunning, brunette Nazi intelligence officer, the ivory-hued Sarah Shevon, trains a newly-minted spy to get used to jerking off so as to not spread his "Aryan seed" to undeserving American bimbos. Indeed, Shevon is so devoted to her cause that she gives him an up-close-and-personal demonstration, pulling his pants down and jerking him off whilst showing off her glowing figure. Also with its comical moments, this sexy, little stroker closes out with a squirting cum-shot in Sarah's hands...some of which also spurts out to her hair. Nice! (Try to detach yourself and to not to take this one too seriously, and you'll be fine...)
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