Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 3 Review

Reviewed by howie  on  1/23/2005

Director: Tom Byron
Cast (in scene order): Michelle Lay, Destiny St. Claire, Shayna Knight, Lyla Lei, Careena Collins, Gia Paloma

My review:
The appeal of this porno was 2 things: Michelle Lay’s first b/g anal scene and Destiny St. Claire. Michelle and Destiny are two beauties with long, straight black hair and slamming bodies. And boy oh boy, do they have great asses. Every scene starts with a tease segment and each girl posing and showing off their puckered asses. The teases are mixed with some music and a brief interview with Tom, the director.

Scene 1 – Michelle Lay:
BJ > deepthroating > doggie vag > doggie anal > RCG anal > piledriver anal > mish anal
Michelle preps for her first b/g anal by inserting a butt plug to loosen her tight ass as she so describes. The sex action in this scene was hot as Ben took control of the scene with Michelle as a willing partner. Michelle must have screamed out, “Oh, my God” a dozen times as Ben was fucking her ass at a furious pace. Before we come down hard on Ben, he was nice enough to give Michelle’s ass a rest or two for ATM. Chivalry is alive and kickin’.

Ben pops a small load into her open mouth and she does some nice clean-up to end the opener. When done right, there is nothing hotter than a hot girl de-flowering her ass on camera. It had a great feel to it and Michelle’s expressions enhanced the sexiness of the breakthrough for her, especially since it didn’t appear to be painful or uncomfortable. Overall, this was a great scene.

Scene 2 – Destiny St. Claire:
BJ > doggie vag > RCG vag > CG vag > piledriver anal > doggie anal > side-saddle anal > mish anal
Destiny is wearing a sexy black top and a short pleated skirt with no panties showing off her completely shaven beaver. If I heard correctly, she is paired with her off-screen sex partner and the chemistry shows in her sexy glances and words of encouragement. Boy, does she make slurping noises as she is giving a BJ. And she is a screamer during penetration. The action was good as he was thrusting balls deep in her ass. There is a weak popshot to her chest and belly to close and she does some clean-up. Good scene.

Scene 3 – Shayna Knight:
BJ > deepthroating > CG vag > dildo anal > mish anal > piledriver anal
In the looks department, Shayna is not my type. The striking paleness and black hair almost looks too goth but it’s the baby fat that doesn’t appeal to me. Sorry, I like ‘em toned. Shayna redeems herself with her wet and deep BJ’s. Shayna can suck cock – no ifs, ands, or butts.

Right before the browneye is to be invaded, Shayna works a dildo in her ass. The anal action is okay and she gets a popshot to her open mouth and plays with the cum before swallowing. Run of the mill porn scene.

Scene 4 – Lyla Lei:
Pussy eating > pussy fingering > BJ > RCG vag > CG vag > doggie vag > doggie anal > CG anal > piledriver anal > RCG anal
Lyla is a cute Asian wearing a pink halter top and pink see through panties. The scene is with a guy with sizable girth and takes place on a sofa. Lyla takes it nice and slow in her lubed ass when the anal starts and the guy complies by slowly easing into her backdoor. The compassion soon passes and he picks up the pace and her whimpering matches pace. The anal is interrupted for some deep and wet ATM action. The scene ends with him missing her face with the popshot.

Scene 5 – Careena Collins:
BJ > deepthroating > RCG vag > doggie vag > RCG vag with dildo in ass > RCG anal > CG anal > doggie anal > piledriver anal
The finale stars the legend, Careena. I’m not old enough to have seen her prime porn work but she is looking good with a nice big ass to be proud of. She could be a little leaner but that is me nitpicking. This scene is an IR scene with Nat Turner and they have great chemistry. Careena and her mouth attack his shaft with a frenzy to start. She is going crazy impaling herself on his tool that I thought she might pass out.

The anal starts with a dildo in her ass as she rides her pussy in RCG. Nat slips his pole in her ass and her intensity as well as her moans hit another gear. They switch to CG and man, she can ride a cock in that position. Doggie anal follows and she is in another world as his balls are slapping the underside of her ass. The scene ends with a messy popshot to her face and she does some nice post-head clean up. This was an intense scene that made this finale one to remember.

Bonus scene – Gia Paloma:
Anal dildo > BJ > deepthroating > doggie vag > CG vag > doggie anal > piledriver anal > mish anal
This bonus scene is accessible in the extras menu and stars Gia. Gia has both a pretty face and a big ol’ butt. She starts the scene by working a dildo in her ass before the stud appears. The action in this scene was okay but nothing noteworthy unless you’re a big fan of Gia. She swallows the 2 embarrassing drips of cum that he deposits on her tongue to end the scene. Maybe that is why this scene did not make the feature but the extras.

DVD extras:
There is the bonus scene, a short BTS segment that was a waste of my time, cumshot recap, trailers and photo gallery.

Summary:
The standout scenes were Michelle’s and Careena’s. Michelle brought an anal innocence that was sexy and playful while Careena’s scene was intense. The girls in the 4 other scenes did nothing for me and were your average porn scenes. In ending, I’m giving this a rent only recommendation.