Mean Girls (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/26/2013

Running Time: 87 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Barrett Blade

Cast: Alektra Blue, Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair, Kirsten Price, Tessa Taylor, Dale DaBone, Eric Masterson, Mick Blue, and T.J. Cummings in sexual roles with Rayveness and Wendy Divine in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Wicked Pictures, the technical aspects show some very nice care. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The camera work is smooth and the picture is clear and well lit.

False Advertising: Although a behind the scenes featurette is listed among the extras on the boxcover, I couldn't find one on the DVD. I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because of this.

The Movie: Some people will do anything to get ahead, such as Kirsten Price and her minions Wendy and Bailey. When boss Rayveness lets them know that there's going to be cutbacks and pits Kirsten's team against Alektra's, Kirsten will do anything they need to in order to keep their jobs, even if it means killing them.

Hot redhead Kirsten gets busy with Mick on a bed. They kiss as he gropes his way around her and pulls out her tits to suck. Mick continues south to eat Kirsten's box and then lays back for her to eagerly suck and stroke his cock. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before laying back to let him take her missionary style. Finally Mick lets Kirsten have a nice creamy facial that she takes very well before licking up any extra slop from his cock.

Cute geeky brunette Tessa breaks away from work to hook up with her boyfriend Eric in the bathroom. She quickly drops down to mouth his manhood before bouncing her bald beaver on his boner reverse cowgirl style. Tessa turns around to show off a nice ass riding Eric cowgirl style as well as letting him spoon her shaved snatch. Finally Tessa drops down to take Eric's man milk over her face and rubs it in.

Dirty blonde Briana and brunette Alektra find solace in each others arms after the lights go out with them being the only ones working late. Alektra quickly moves on from kissing Brianna to sucking and slapping her tits, and continues south to eat and finger her pussy around her panties. Alektra lays back so Brianna can eat and play with her pussy in return, and after they kiss a bit more, cleans off the desk so they can sixty-nine. Finally they close things with a little more kissing and Alektra trying to get a few more sucks at Briana's great tits.

Brunette Bailey gets busy with locksmith Dale as payment for helping them with a pesky lock. They kiss before he sucks her tits, and Bailey drops down to happily suck his cock in return. Dale reciprocates with a little oral action for her bald pussy and then lets her get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. They also get in a bit of missionary work and a bit of spooning before Bailey takes a very nice facial finish and even appears to swallow a bit down.

Finally, Alektra hooks up with T.J. on a couch. They kiss before stripping down so he can eat her pussy. Alektra urges him to spit on her pussy as he eats it, and then gives him a bit of extra spit in return as she sucks, strokes, and slaps his cock. She even spits on her tits so he can fuck them before getting on top to ride him cowgirl style. Alektra lays back for a bit of missionary work. Finally Alektra drops down to happily take T.J.'s testicular treats over her tantalizing tatas and sucks out the last bit.

Mean Girls is a nice little porno feature. No, the plot isn't much better than the generic porno feature, but the cast does a nice job with it to help it work a little better than it might with a lesser cast. It's a bit jumpy, but does lead into the sex scenes pretty well. There's some great humor between Kirsten and her mean girl minions, and also some nice help from Wendy Divine and Rayveness in non-sex roles. Sexually the movie works very well, with Alektra turning out two great scenes, as well as Kirsten turning out a very nice scene. Bailey and Tessa easily hold their own against the Wicked Girls here, and Briana hooks up with Alektra nicely as well. The sex is probably a very good reason why the movie works as well as it does, as there's a nice variety to the moods as well as the action thanks to a very nice lesbian romp between Briana and Alektra. Mean Girls isn't anything overly special, but it is a nice little feature and something that showed some very good potential for Barrett Blade (who's the main reason I checked this one out) behind the camera.

The Extras: Trailers are included for six other Wicked releases. The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes. There's also a bonus scene and commercials.

The bonus scene comes from Maid to Order. Alektra eyes poolboy Danny while inside washing windows in her sexy maid outfit and gets plenty of looks in return. She teases him with her big tits against and through the window before he invites her outside for a little more fun. Alektra heads outside to make sure he liked what he saw before kissing him and letting him worship her tits and grab her ass. He strips off her top before Alektra drops down to suck and stroke his cock, and then lays back in a pool chair so they can sixty-nine. Danny lets her ride him reverse cowgirl style before she sucks him clean and lets him take her doggie style. He lays Alektra back for a little missionary work before she rides him cowgirl style, and finally lets her have a nice facial finish.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: It's a very solid rental and quite possibly a solid purchase as well if you're a fan of the cast.

Note to Wicked Pictures: You had a nice eye bringing Barrett Blade in behind the camera with releases like this a few years ago. Thanks for helping him develop into the solid director he is now.

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